Many of you know me quite well. Actually, who am I kidding, NONE of you know me well. But enough to know parts of my personality. I suppose it is no secret that I'm quite fickle. Though it may surprise some of you to hear/read this, I do think about it sometimes. I often wonder if it's due to my reasoning mind or my reptilian mind; i.e. head or heart. Some of you may recall me saying I want to be a bachelor for a long time, but I wonder now if perhaps that is wise. I'll need at least 2 little assholes to carry on my legacy anyway.
Many times I have thought whether I would be fickle my whole life, or just for now. Many times I have given up thinking for something less torturous on my brain, e.g. sleeping/eating/sleeping/eating/sleeping. Now however I can't sleep nor eat. So I guess I'll just go play a game. Which brings me to my next point.
Gaming has become something of a lifestyle for me. FPS? No sweat. RPG? Piece of cake. RTS? I know Hannibal's tactics like ABCs. We all know of people who have made gaming their professional career. Can I do it? Sure. Do I want to? I have no idea. Naturally my parents would prefer I not be a gamer but I've never really cared too much about what they want me to be. Rather, it is about the lifespan of the gaming market. Many many games = less games with good quality = less fun = less gamers = less games = no market. Will it stay? Gaming is too unstable a job.
I'm starting to rant. I have no idea what I'm talking about. I'm sleepy. Can I ever not wake up? Would be fun I guess. But not right now. I have too much unaccomplished. Shit. I'm sounding like some emo jackal. The worst fear of every man is to become that which he most despises. Am I walking the road to damnation? I guess I am. Am I having fun? Maybe. Am I ready to die anytime soon? No, I'm not. I'll boot Hades back to his foggy pit if he tries to collect me. Sorry for the complete lack of humour in this post guys. I'm brain-dead.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Update
Hi guys had no time to update recently because I'm kinda tired out by the start of the school year. And also because I'm lazy. Anyway.
Life has been kinda shitty recently. Or not. I'm not sure. I've improved quite a lot in parkour, but there's still a long way to go, i.e. the rest of my life. Fell down in shit the previous tuesday. Shitwater at least. Not fun. Huakai, if you're reading this, you owe me 10 dollars.
Not looking forward to the new additions to the scout troop this coming Feb/March. I kinda hate sec 1s. If you want to ask me whether I hate my sec 1 self, yes. Why? They're ignorant, loud, childish, annoying. But we're all like that. I acknowledge that. Doesn't stop me from hating them. I hate primary school kids more anyway. Luckily I won't be interacting with them much until the ASLs have taught them what they need to know. Let's hope this year's sec 1s are more competent.
3L is alright I guess. Let's hope it just gets better.
I don't know what to make of my life now. As of now, except from my family, close friends and Parkour, there's nothing to live for. Guess I'll just focus on parkour for now. PKSG FTW!
Life has been kinda shitty recently. Or not. I'm not sure. I've improved quite a lot in parkour, but there's still a long way to go, i.e. the rest of my life. Fell down in shit the previous tuesday. Shitwater at least. Not fun. Huakai, if you're reading this, you owe me 10 dollars.
Not looking forward to the new additions to the scout troop this coming Feb/March. I kinda hate sec 1s. If you want to ask me whether I hate my sec 1 self, yes. Why? They're ignorant, loud, childish, annoying. But we're all like that. I acknowledge that. Doesn't stop me from hating them. I hate primary school kids more anyway. Luckily I won't be interacting with them much until the ASLs have taught them what they need to know. Let's hope this year's sec 1s are more competent.
3L is alright I guess. Let's hope it just gets better.
I don't know what to make of my life now. As of now, except from my family, close friends and Parkour, there's nothing to live for. Guess I'll just focus on parkour for now. PKSG FTW!
Sunday, January 4, 2009
I'm bored and not sleepy yet
So I gotta occupy myself until I sleep.
From huixian's blog(don't usually read it but, I'm bored) :
1. You are walking in the woods. You are not alone. Who's with you?
A donkey named Lars
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What is it?
Alpha Male of a wolf pack.
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
We touch noses and greet, and spend the day hunting.
4.You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your dream house. How big is it?
A medieval style peasant sized cottage.
5. Is your dream house surrounded by fence?
No.
6.You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining table is covered with?
A bowl of fruits in the center, animals everywhere else. Alive. Feasting. Not on each other.
7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
A ceramic mug
8. What do you do with the cup?
I hurl it far from the forest. It doesn't belong there.
9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at a body of water, what kind is it?
A lake.
10.How do you cross that body of water?
Swim
1. the person you are walking with in the woods is the person most impt to you.
LARS! WILL YOU MARRY ME?
2.the size of the animal represents your perception of the size of your problems in your life.
Alpha Male sized problems. I can tell.
3. The severity of your interaction represents how u deal with your problems.
I deal with my problems like best friends?
4. The size of your dream house is the size of ur ambition.
Not true. Or is it?
5.A lack of fence means you have an open personality. People are welcomed to your life at all times. If you have a fence, you prefer people to not drop by unannounced.
I guess.
6. If your answer did not include food, flowers or people, then you are generally unhappy.
...........
7. The durability of the material with the cup represents the perceived durability of your relationship with ur lovers.
I guess it's kinda true.
8. What you did with the cup represents ur attitude.
My attitude towards what? Everything? I hurl everything far far away?
9. The size of the body of water represents the size of your relationships.
Lake. How can a lake sized relationship be fragile(refer to question 7)?
10. The way you cross the water represents how easy or hard u expect ur life to be.
So I expect my life to be like Dante Must Die difficulty.
Next quiz
Also from huixian's blog(where else am I supposed to find a quiz?)
RULES:1. Put Your itunes, windows media player etc on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name
Note: For the sake of comedy, I'm switching to my Metal playlist.
If someone says "is this okay?" you say:
Wish I Had An Angel - Nightwish
(Hey man take a look at this structure. Is this okay? Wish I had an angel.)
What do you like in a guy/girl?
Push It - Static X
("Yeah you push it!" x 4 ----Lyrics. Serious)
How do you feel today?
Nemo - Nightwish
(The song is about a person not knowing her identity. ???)
What is your life's purpose?
Bring Me To Life - Evanescence (note: not classified Metal, but heavy enough to be in my list)
(DON'T YOU DIE ON ME LARS!)
What is your motto?
Psychosocial - Slipknot
("And the rain will kill us all, throw ourselves against the wall, but no one else can see; the preservation of the martyr in me. Psychosocial x 4")
What do your friends think of you?
Haunted - Disturbed
(I'm not haunted. Yet.)
What do you think of your parents?
Dragula - Rob Zombie
(The Dragula is a sports car designed to look like a coffin.)
What do you think about very often?
Scum of the Earth - Rob Zombie
(It's true, I think about the scum of the earth often.)
What is 2 + 2?
Bodies - Drowning Pool
(2 + 2 = Bodies. NO LARS! NOOOOOOOO)
What do you think of your best friend?
10,000 Fists - Disturbed
(He/She does / does not deserve Ten Thousand Fists.)
What do you think of the person you like?
Voicess - Disturbed
(I think she's hearing voices.)
What is your life story?
Wish I Had An Angel - Nightwish (Note: Purely coincidental. I only have 35 songs in the playlist)
(Would you believe the accuracy of this one?)
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Before I Forget - Slipknot
(I want to not have amnesia)
What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Everybody's Fool - Evanescence
("Perfect by nature, Icons of self-indulgence...")
What will you dance to at your wedding?
Indestructible - Disturbed
("My motivation, an oath I've sworn to defend, to win the honor of coming back home again.")
What will they play at your funeral?
Guarded - Disturbed
(No. I want them to play Cantina Band from Star Wars: A New Hope in an annoying neverending loop.)
What is your hobby/interest?
Before I Forget - Slipknot (Told ya. 35 songs)
(My hobby is to remember stuff?)
What is your biggest fear?
Everybody's Fool - Evanescence (too bad I rated this one 4 stars)
(I guess perhaps that is my biggest fear. Being Everybody's Fool.)
What is your biggest secret?
Indestructible - Disturbed
("I am indestructible!" ---- Lyrics. No kidding.)
Right still not even half sleepy. Must be lacking caffeine.
*spends 15 minutes looking for more stuff to do*
okay NOW I'm tired. seeya.
From huixian's blog(don't usually read it but, I'm bored) :
1. You are walking in the woods. You are not alone. Who's with you?
A donkey named Lars
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What is it?
Alpha Male of a wolf pack.
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
We touch noses and greet, and spend the day hunting.
4.You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your dream house. How big is it?
A medieval style peasant sized cottage.
5. Is your dream house surrounded by fence?
No.
6.You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining table is covered with?
A bowl of fruits in the center, animals everywhere else. Alive. Feasting. Not on each other.
7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
A ceramic mug
8. What do you do with the cup?
I hurl it far from the forest. It doesn't belong there.
9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at a body of water, what kind is it?
A lake.
10.How do you cross that body of water?
Swim
1. the person you are walking with in the woods is the person most impt to you.
LARS! WILL YOU MARRY ME?
2.the size of the animal represents your perception of the size of your problems in your life.
Alpha Male sized problems. I can tell.
3. The severity of your interaction represents how u deal with your problems.
I deal with my problems like best friends?
4. The size of your dream house is the size of ur ambition.
Not true. Or is it?
5.A lack of fence means you have an open personality. People are welcomed to your life at all times. If you have a fence, you prefer people to not drop by unannounced.
I guess.
6. If your answer did not include food, flowers or people, then you are generally unhappy.
...........
7. The durability of the material with the cup represents the perceived durability of your relationship with ur lovers.
I guess it's kinda true.
8. What you did with the cup represents ur attitude.
My attitude towards what? Everything? I hurl everything far far away?
9. The size of the body of water represents the size of your relationships.
Lake. How can a lake sized relationship be fragile(refer to question 7)?
10. The way you cross the water represents how easy or hard u expect ur life to be.
So I expect my life to be like Dante Must Die difficulty.
Next quiz
Also from huixian's blog(where else am I supposed to find a quiz?)
RULES:1. Put Your itunes, windows media player etc on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name
Note: For the sake of comedy, I'm switching to my Metal playlist.
If someone says "is this okay?" you say:
Wish I Had An Angel - Nightwish
(Hey man take a look at this structure. Is this okay? Wish I had an angel.)
What do you like in a guy/girl?
Push It - Static X
("Yeah you push it!" x 4 ----Lyrics. Serious)
How do you feel today?
Nemo - Nightwish
(The song is about a person not knowing her identity. ???)
What is your life's purpose?
Bring Me To Life - Evanescence (note: not classified Metal, but heavy enough to be in my list)
(DON'T YOU DIE ON ME LARS!)
What is your motto?
Psychosocial - Slipknot
("And the rain will kill us all, throw ourselves against the wall, but no one else can see; the preservation of the martyr in me. Psychosocial x 4")
What do your friends think of you?
Haunted - Disturbed
(I'm not haunted. Yet.)
What do you think of your parents?
Dragula - Rob Zombie
(The Dragula is a sports car designed to look like a coffin.)
What do you think about very often?
Scum of the Earth - Rob Zombie
(It's true, I think about the scum of the earth often.)
What is 2 + 2?
Bodies - Drowning Pool
(2 + 2 = Bodies. NO LARS! NOOOOOOOO)
What do you think of your best friend?
10,000 Fists - Disturbed
(He/She does / does not deserve Ten Thousand Fists.)
What do you think of the person you like?
Voicess - Disturbed
(I think she's hearing voices.)
What is your life story?
Wish I Had An Angel - Nightwish (Note: Purely coincidental. I only have 35 songs in the playlist)
(Would you believe the accuracy of this one?)
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Before I Forget - Slipknot
(I want to not have amnesia)
What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Everybody's Fool - Evanescence
("Perfect by nature, Icons of self-indulgence...")
What will you dance to at your wedding?
Indestructible - Disturbed
("My motivation, an oath I've sworn to defend, to win the honor of coming back home again.")
What will they play at your funeral?
Guarded - Disturbed
(No. I want them to play Cantina Band from Star Wars: A New Hope in an annoying neverending loop.)
What is your hobby/interest?
Before I Forget - Slipknot (Told ya. 35 songs)
(My hobby is to remember stuff?)
What is your biggest fear?
Everybody's Fool - Evanescence (too bad I rated this one 4 stars)
(I guess perhaps that is my biggest fear. Being Everybody's Fool.)
What is your biggest secret?
Indestructible - Disturbed
("I am indestructible!" ---- Lyrics. No kidding.)
Right still not even half sleepy. Must be lacking caffeine.
*spends 15 minutes looking for more stuff to do*
okay NOW I'm tired. seeya.
Thursday, January 1, 2009
Happy New Year
Happy New Year to all my readers, and thank you for reading this blog for as long as you have. Unless this is the first time. In which case go screw yourself.
Happy New Year to 2B'08 for being a *not gonna say it* class all year round, and last year. You have been an endless source of amusement, frustration and disgust.
Happy New Year to Imba 6. You have been an endless source of pain and amusement.
Happy New Year to Bobo/Bolun/宝宝/Balloon for being.....Bolun.
Happy New Year to Rvians for making me feel like dying all year round.
Happy New Year to the RV teachers for being complete asses all year round, with the exception of those few. Who will know who they are.
Happy New Year to 3L'09 because I know if I don't include you guys something will happen to me next year.
Happy New Year to all the Primary 6 Xingnanians of 2006 for turning into complete jackasses in sec school.
Happy New Year to PKSG, especially those who came for the NYE jam. It was great and I hope that there will be more jams like these in the future. Special thanks to the more experienced guys(whose names elude me) for teaching the beginners and to cp for filming. Better make a good video out of it.
Happy New Year to that guy playing guitar and harmonica in the Clarke Quay underpass. It'd better be because I gave you $1.20. And that other guy playing guitar on my way back. Because I gave you $2(I noticed everyone else put down coins).
And Happy New Year to everyone else whom I haven't mentioned for whatever reason.
And if you guys really wanna know, yes I DID run into a wall. You should try what I did. You'll not only injure your knee with a few minor scratches.
P.S. Good luck to the teachers of 3L'09.
Happy New Year to 2B'08 for being a *not gonna say it* class all year round, and last year. You have been an endless source of amusement, frustration and disgust.
Happy New Year to Imba 6. You have been an endless source of pain and amusement.
Happy New Year to Bobo/Bolun/宝宝/Balloon for being.....Bolun.
Happy New Year to Rvians for making me feel like dying all year round.
Happy New Year to the RV teachers for being complete asses all year round, with the exception of those few. Who will know who they are.
Happy New Year to 3L'09 because I know if I don't include you guys something will happen to me next year.
Happy New Year to all the Primary 6 Xingnanians of 2006 for turning into complete jackasses in sec school.
Happy New Year to PKSG, especially those who came for the NYE jam. It was great and I hope that there will be more jams like these in the future. Special thanks to the more experienced guys(whose names elude me) for teaching the beginners and to cp for filming. Better make a good video out of it.
Happy New Year to that guy playing guitar and harmonica in the Clarke Quay underpass. It'd better be because I gave you $1.20. And that other guy playing guitar on my way back. Because I gave you $2(I noticed everyone else put down coins).
And Happy New Year to everyone else whom I haven't mentioned for whatever reason.
And if you guys really wanna know, yes I DID run into a wall. You should try what I did. You'll not only injure your knee with a few minor scratches.
P.S. Good luck to the teachers of 3L'09.
Friday, December 12, 2008
Iron? Steel? Aluminium? METAL
Today's post will be about a topic close to my heart(I'm still wondering if I have one, but for now we'll just assume I do)
Music. And not that stupid pussy stuff like Simple Plan. They whine alot.
It's like listening to my baby cousin. Actually she sounds better.
Anyway. Metal has not been around for long. 30 or so years. Developed in late 60s and early 70s. People seem to think Metal = lots of screaming. According to sources, Metal developed from THE BLUES. That's right. THE BLUES. So you can't say that it's just crazy people screaming. It's THE BLUES. Blue's rock and psychedelic rock. Some early pioneers were people like Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath and Deep Purple. That means pieces like Stairway to Heaven and the famous Smoke on the Water also counts as Metal. You'll notice that there is NO SCREAMING in either Smoke on the Water or Stairway to Heaven. Oh by the way, you'll notice that they are 6 mins and 8 mins respectively. Anyone knows why songs are a lot shorter nowadays?
Anyway. It's not people destroying drums and pulling out guitar strings either.
Listen to Indestructible by Disturbed. Notice the background riff during the verses. That is one of the most interesting riffs i've heard in a long time(mainly because it sounds funky and took me 1 month++ of listening to the song to notice). And listen to the solos of a few metal songs. I suggest Slipknot for people with good resistance and Disturbed for those who prefer a softer form of Metal(or for those who don't prefer Metal at all). Listen to the riffs and solos. Some of the best guitarwork out there.
Then about drums. Listen to Pull Harder on the Strings of Your Martyr by Trivium.
At least the first 10 seconds. Right there, you hear some good drumming. Listen to the rest of the song and pay attention to the drums. In fact, pay attention to the drums in every song you listen to. Notice the intricacies of the drumwork.
And vocals? Sure, some of them scream and shout, but have you ever looked at the lyrics? Most of them have a meaning to them(most, not all. There are always a few idiots really screaming and shouting for no reason). And the shouting? Come on, it lifts your mood. Gives you energy and rhythym. Headbangers bang heads for a reason. Too much energy is my reason. No idea about the others. Listening to metal makes you wanna jump around and DO stuff. At least for me it does. So give metal a chance. I don't wanna be the only kid in school who listens to metal.
Music. And not that stupid pussy stuff like Simple Plan. They whine alot.
It's like listening to my baby cousin. Actually she sounds better.
Anyway. Metal has not been around for long. 30 or so years. Developed in late 60s and early 70s. People seem to think Metal = lots of screaming. According to sources, Metal developed from THE BLUES. That's right. THE BLUES. So you can't say that it's just crazy people screaming. It's THE BLUES. Blue's rock and psychedelic rock. Some early pioneers were people like Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath and Deep Purple. That means pieces like Stairway to Heaven and the famous Smoke on the Water also counts as Metal. You'll notice that there is NO SCREAMING in either Smoke on the Water or Stairway to Heaven. Oh by the way, you'll notice that they are 6 mins and 8 mins respectively. Anyone knows why songs are a lot shorter nowadays?
Anyway. It's not people destroying drums and pulling out guitar strings either.
Listen to Indestructible by Disturbed. Notice the background riff during the verses. That is one of the most interesting riffs i've heard in a long time(mainly because it sounds funky and took me 1 month++ of listening to the song to notice). And listen to the solos of a few metal songs. I suggest Slipknot for people with good resistance and Disturbed for those who prefer a softer form of Metal(or for those who don't prefer Metal at all). Listen to the riffs and solos. Some of the best guitarwork out there.
Then about drums. Listen to Pull Harder on the Strings of Your Martyr by Trivium.
At least the first 10 seconds. Right there, you hear some good drumming. Listen to the rest of the song and pay attention to the drums. In fact, pay attention to the drums in every song you listen to. Notice the intricacies of the drumwork.
And vocals? Sure, some of them scream and shout, but have you ever looked at the lyrics? Most of them have a meaning to them(most, not all. There are always a few idiots really screaming and shouting for no reason). And the shouting? Come on, it lifts your mood. Gives you energy and rhythym. Headbangers bang heads for a reason. Too much energy is my reason. No idea about the others. Listening to metal makes you wanna jump around and DO stuff. At least for me it does. So give metal a chance. I don't wanna be the only kid in school who listens to metal.
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
NPC
Returned from NPC 2008 yesterday. NPC can stand for:
Non-Player Character
No Plugs Can
Never Play Coy
Noobs Pilfer Conmen
Negros Pwn Canadians
Nigeria Pwns Canada
Netherlands Probably Couldn't
Norway Probably Could
No Peeing, Copernicus
Nab Police Choreographers
Nachos Present Cheese
Nacre Pearls Cry
Nads Please, Cowboy
Naff Playboys Colonize
Nagging Prebupescent Crybabies
Nah, Pisshead Cunt
Nails Penetrate Clooney
Naive President's Chinless
Naked People Cover
Name Pablo Caca
Nanny Powered Culling
Nanobot Pulls Chinups
Nap Productively, Caesar
Napalm Poured Cautiously
Napkins Protect Crotches
Nappies Protect Children
Narcissism Pleases Cats
Narked Producer Caves
Narrator Progenerates Cars
Narrow Pe..People Crowd
Nasal Placenta Calls
Nascent Project Cools
Nasty Prince Commits
Natal Parrots Cleave
National Players Check
Native Plants Correct
Natter Produces Chatter
Natural Ponds Congeal
Nature Produces Corpses
Naughty Parents Control
Nautical Pirates Cry
Naval Position Closed
National Pioneering Competition
However, in this case, it stands for National Patrol Camp.
P.S. I used 7 pages of words beginning with N, but am now too tired to continue.
It lasted 5 days and 4 nights, and it sucked. Our campsite was damn muddy. The people on our right had it worse though. Catholic High won the following:
Gold
Best Patrol
Best Orienteering Team
Best First Aid Team
Best Campsite
Best Camp Cooking
Best Campfire Skit
I'm sure there are more, but you get the point. The point being that we need to burn down Catholic High so that other people can win something. Won't tell you what we guys won. Find out when school starts. Suffice to say, it did not really meet our expectations. There were a total of less than 30 girls out of the 480 participants, and they mostly look like this.
Well, not EXACTLY, but you get the point. Mostly, not all ;)
To quote myself, "I don't even mind getting a (results undisclosed), but I didn't even talk to a girl the whole camp"
Except for that weird girl who giggled when I got annoyed at having to take back the cover of the box that we had to wash so I could wash it again. Who wasn't anything special. Oh well.
Then there was the thing about judges. While most of them were quite okay, like that little old guy and Benjamin(BENNY!), there's always a dick like that guy called Tat Wai to screw up your life. They say that our seniors pissed him off long ago and he still hates RV scouts. Screw that fuckface.
I think fun and comfort clouds my judgement. During the camp I massacred ants and assisted in the demise of 2 earthworms and 2 crickets. Oh well.
Non-Player Character
No Plugs Can
Never Play Coy
Noobs Pilfer Conmen
Negros Pwn Canadians
Nigeria Pwns Canada
Netherlands Probably Couldn't
Norway Probably Could
No Peeing, Copernicus
Nab Police Choreographers
Nachos Present Cheese
Nacre Pearls Cry
Nads Please, Cowboy
Naff Playboys Colonize
Nagging Prebupescent Crybabies
Nah, Pisshead Cunt
Nails Penetrate Clooney
Naive President's Chinless
Naked People Cover
Name Pablo Caca
Nanny Powered Culling
Nanobot Pulls Chinups
Nap Productively, Caesar
Napalm Poured Cautiously
Napkins Protect Crotches
Nappies Protect Children
Narcissism Pleases Cats
Narked Producer Caves
Narrator Progenerates Cars
Narrow Pe..People Crowd
Nasal Placenta Calls
Nascent Project Cools
Nasty Prince Commits
Natal Parrots Cleave
National Players Check
Native Plants Correct
Natter Produces Chatter
Natural Ponds Congeal
Nature Produces Corpses
Naughty Parents Control
Nautical Pirates Cry
Naval Position Closed
National Pioneering Competition
However, in this case, it stands for National Patrol Camp.
P.S. I used 7 pages of words beginning with N, but am now too tired to continue.
It lasted 5 days and 4 nights, and it sucked. Our campsite was damn muddy. The people on our right had it worse though. Catholic High won the following:
Gold
Best Patrol
Best Orienteering Team
Best First Aid Team
Best Campsite
Best Camp Cooking
Best Campfire Skit
I'm sure there are more, but you get the point. The point being that we need to burn down Catholic High so that other people can win something. Won't tell you what we guys won. Find out when school starts. Suffice to say, it did not really meet our expectations. There were a total of less than 30 girls out of the 480 participants, and they mostly look like this.
Well, not EXACTLY, but you get the point. Mostly, not all ;)
To quote myself, "I don't even mind getting a (results undisclosed), but I didn't even talk to a girl the whole camp"
Except for that weird girl who giggled when I got annoyed at having to take back the cover of the box that we had to wash so I could wash it again. Who wasn't anything special. Oh well.
Then there was the thing about judges. While most of them were quite okay, like that little old guy and Benjamin(BENNY!), there's always a dick like that guy called Tat Wai to screw up your life. They say that our seniors pissed him off long ago and he still hates RV scouts. Screw that fuckface.
I think fun and comfort clouds my judgement. During the camp I massacred ants and assisted in the demise of 2 earthworms and 2 crickets. Oh well.
Sunday, November 16, 2008
What I've learnt over the years......
There are many things I have learnt during my time with 2B. Most of it is useless trivia and miscellaneous stuff. Some, however are quite interesting.
1.When the shit hits the fan, the only safe place is directly under the fan.
said by Jerome
This line is quite true. Basically, this means, be the guy who throws the shit, and you'll be safe
2.Just when you think someone has hit rock bottom in intelligence(or lack thereof), they can go lower.
There is always someone worse off.
3.There is no such thing as an indestructible object/person.
A bit of wisdom we have glimpsed from the god of destruction himself.
4.Be ready to learn information about other people that could potentially be used to blackmail them/ have a laugh.
Everyone has secrets. Learn them, and you have power over them.
5.If you shoot something from a rubber band, it is possible for your projectile to veer 90 degrees off course and hit someone directly to the right of your rubber band, causing an impact that will permanently scar them.
Another bit of wisdom, this time contributed by our very own genius in 2B.
6.Who needs Weapons of Mass Destruction? You only need Bolun and Jerome.
Nothing stands in their way.
7.If you're in a relationship with someone, the best way to hide it is to be intimate in public, especially in places where a lot of your friends would see. Have the guy walk the girl home all the time, and deny all everything beyond friendship with the other person. "We're just friends/close friends" is a very good line.
Self-explanatory.
8. 4+2 = 0
4 people + 2 people = nothing.
4 people = TC, JW, HK, and TW.
2 people = Bolun and Jerome.
nothing remains.
9.Oil is for cooking.
For those of you who forget this simple fact.
10. Bolun and Jerome are a teacher's greatest fears.
The only exception is Ms Lai.
11.Abigail eats very fast.
She eats in this manner: (While talking to friends) Pile noodles onto spoon slowly, making sure they are all safely tucked inside the spoon. As someone says something, dump all the noodles back into the bowl while commenting on what has just been said. Repeat a few more times, then finally eat the noodles one small spoonful at a time, while taking forever to chew.
12.Alicia breaks the sound barrier, in the literal sense.
Self-explanatory.
13.Claire is actually very evil.
As are all girls.
14.Yu Xian has very interesting reactions to things
"HUH?!", "OH SHIT!", and "WALAU!"
15.Angel is the worst possible name for the one with that name.
Like 100%. Contradictory, you know?
16.Shirley can achieve many things without doing much.
Self-explanatory.
17.Kah Kah thinks Metal is sounds that can be heard when crossing the road.
Using that logic, this can heard when crossing the road. How the hell did cars get two guitars, one drum set and cool vocals?
18.Tian Li is more dangerous than she appears.
A lot more.
19.Jieru is violent, sadistic and very dangerous.
Guys, stay away.
20.Tse Yin is the chosen of one god.
Stay away from her, lest you incite the wrath of the god.
21.Sarah runs like a duck, and has a very high voice.
Nevertheless.....
22.Wenting is quite hyperactive.
Jumps alot.
23.Suzanne is...I dunno...
24.Huixian is......you all know.
25.no comment.
26.Huey Chyi is cool.
No question about it.
27.Wei Jie can be completely random.
really.
28.Bryan....dunno...
29.Huakai changes girlfriend every 2 months or so.
Give or take 1 month.
30.Jerome fears no man, only one woman.
Yep.
31.Joshua has boobs.
B cup.
32.Choon Zuan lacks good judgement.
Indeed.
33.Yaozhong needs a new haircut, and has to stop spacing out.
yes.
34.Yijun is a bully magnet.
Despite being a bear, he can't fight back.
35.Yousheng can unleash the beast within.
RED CHAKRA!
36.Bolun is no mortal.
He fears no one except his mum. Everyone fears him.
37.TC is more awesome than everyone else.
38.Chiun Yuan has a very strong grip.
Like a badger.
39.William is the source of much laughter.
Mostly through Anne jokes.
40.Tseng Wei isn't actually cold.
Just icy.
41.Junwei smells like seaweed after sweating.
From like 3 meters away.
And, you know...after 2 years....We're finally splitting classes. Most of us anyway.....so...I just wanna say something to all of you....
HAHAHAHAHA....SEEYA SUCKERS!
1.When the shit hits the fan, the only safe place is directly under the fan.
said by Jerome
This line is quite true. Basically, this means, be the guy who throws the shit, and you'll be safe
2.Just when you think someone has hit rock bottom in intelligence(or lack thereof), they can go lower.
There is always someone worse off.
3.There is no such thing as an indestructible object/person.
A bit of wisdom we have glimpsed from the god of destruction himself.
4.Be ready to learn information about other people that could potentially be used to blackmail them/ have a laugh.
Everyone has secrets. Learn them, and you have power over them.
5.If you shoot something from a rubber band, it is possible for your projectile to veer 90 degrees off course and hit someone directly to the right of your rubber band, causing an impact that will permanently scar them.
Another bit of wisdom, this time contributed by our very own genius in 2B.
6.Who needs Weapons of Mass Destruction? You only need Bolun and Jerome.
Nothing stands in their way.
7.If you're in a relationship with someone, the best way to hide it is to be intimate in public, especially in places where a lot of your friends would see. Have the guy walk the girl home all the time, and deny all everything beyond friendship with the other person. "We're just friends/close friends" is a very good line.
Self-explanatory.
8. 4+2 = 0
4 people + 2 people = nothing.
4 people = TC, JW, HK, and TW.
2 people = Bolun and Jerome.
nothing remains.
9.Oil is for cooking.
For those of you who forget this simple fact.
10. Bolun and Jerome are a teacher's greatest fears.
The only exception is Ms Lai.
11.Abigail eats very fast.
She eats in this manner: (While talking to friends) Pile noodles onto spoon slowly, making sure they are all safely tucked inside the spoon. As someone says something, dump all the noodles back into the bowl while commenting on what has just been said. Repeat a few more times, then finally eat the noodles one small spoonful at a time, while taking forever to chew.
12.Alicia breaks the sound barrier, in the literal sense.
Self-explanatory.
13.Claire is actually very evil.
As are all girls.
14.Yu Xian has very interesting reactions to things
"HUH?!", "OH SHIT!", and "WALAU!"
15.Angel is the worst possible name for the one with that name.
Like 100%. Contradictory, you know?
16.Shirley can achieve many things without doing much.
Self-explanatory.
17.Kah Kah thinks Metal is sounds that can be heard when crossing the road.
Using that logic, this can heard when crossing the road. How the hell did cars get two guitars, one drum set and cool vocals?
18.Tian Li is more dangerous than she appears.
A lot more.
19.Jieru is violent, sadistic and very dangerous.
Guys, stay away.
20.Tse Yin is the chosen of one god.
Stay away from her, lest you incite the wrath of the god.
21.Sarah runs like a duck, and has a very high voice.
Nevertheless.....
22.Wenting is quite hyperactive.
Jumps alot.
23.Suzanne is...I dunno...
24.Huixian is......you all know.
25.no comment.
26.Huey Chyi is cool.
No question about it.
27.Wei Jie can be completely random.
really.
28.Bryan....dunno...
29.Huakai changes girlfriend every 2 months or so.
Give or take 1 month.
30.Jerome fears no man, only one woman.
Yep.
31.Joshua has boobs.
B cup.
32.Choon Zuan lacks good judgement.
Indeed.
33.Yaozhong needs a new haircut, and has to stop spacing out.
yes.
34.Yijun is a bully magnet.
Despite being a bear, he can't fight back.
35.Yousheng can unleash the beast within.
RED CHAKRA!
36.Bolun is no mortal.
He fears no one except his mum. Everyone fears him.
37.TC is more awesome than everyone else.
38.Chiun Yuan has a very strong grip.
Like a badger.
39.William is the source of much laughter.
Mostly through Anne jokes.
40.Tseng Wei isn't actually cold.
Just icy.
41.Junwei smells like seaweed after sweating.
From like 3 meters away.
And, you know...after 2 years....We're finally splitting classes. Most of us anyway.....so...I just wanna say something to all of you....
HAHAHAHAHA....SEEYA SUCKERS!
Thursday, November 13, 2008
An in-depth analysis of Twittery
Today's post will be something that I've not done in......well...never.... Anyway.
Twittery is something we have all seen before. "Euux", "Luurbbexz", and "worrx"(that how you spell it?) is rampant among teenage girls (mentally-challenged, sexually deprived beasts) in Singapore (I live in singapura.....what? no i'm not singing....).
Let's analyze some of their most common sentences.....
il0rbbehhhym: TRANSLATION: "I love him" (I don't.)
Well....only one thing can be said about this.....WHAT.THE.....COOKIE.(Yes, contrary to popular belief, this is a family friendly site =D. From now on, all profanities will be replaced with cookie. Why? I like cookies. Mmmmm...Chocolate chip.)
let's break up the word.
"i" "l0rbbe" and "hhhym". while "i" can still be understood (when separated from the rest of the "word") "l0rbbe" is...damn. It's not even a word. it has a NUMBER in it...I mean, if you were to pronounce it, you'd get "Lzerorbbbuh"....COME ON.....
and "hhhym".....3 h's....What, do they have like asthma or something? I HAVE ASTHMA, AND I DON'T TALK LIKE THAT. Pronounced like "huhhhhhhhhhhhhym"?
Next.....painful....."sentence".....
shaeyy sh0 muchiies ab0utt peepuhhx. thiinkk ab0utt urrselffx fiirsttx larrhhs
Translation: Say so much about people. Think about yourself first larh.
Grammatically correct translation: Before criticizing others, first consider your own faults.
Well...this is as cookied up as the previous one.It's not even worth elaborating on...just try pronouncing it as it's spelled, and you get a whole bunch of nonsense. not even worth it.
The following "words" are taken from www.twitionary.blogspot.com. Thank the gods.
peepuhh. contributed by puppiiesG0oqq
Well it's supposed to be spelt people, meaning others. This "word" is seen in the above "sentence".
iiemm. contributed by d3adxd0lliiex (good thing computers have copy and paste.)
It's "I'm". So how this works would probably be like.....double the word, and add a redundant vowel. what the.
stiialllx. contributed by d3adxd0lliiex
Well this is rather understandable (as far as twits go...) as "still". This is just plain weird... I....don't get it....
miiyyes. contributed by d3adxd0lliiex
Ok this one took me 3 seconds to figure out. I thought it was "my", but then I looked at the sentence it was used in, and syntax seems to suggest that it's "me".
ME = 2 letters.
MIIYYES= 7 letters.
How.....how.....how.....what...how.....
criieppiinqx. contributed by d3adxd0lliiex
There is no actual definition for this "word". I couldn't find one, and I'm trying to decide whether it's "Creeping", "Crapping", "Crying" or "Cream Pie"...
sharrpdarrhs. contributed by d3adxd0lliiex
Well the closest would be shut up, as in, shuddup....but...with twits...you never know......
shaeyy. contributed by d3adxd0lliiex
Say la......dammit. See twits bring out the worst in me(well...not the worst, but bad enough) and I start losing control. I have to go smash some cars now.
s3e eUu p3eppuhhx later luhhx.......
Twittery is something we have all seen before. "Euux", "Luurbbexz", and "worrx"(that how you spell it?) is rampant among teenage girls (mentally-challenged, sexually deprived beasts) in Singapore (I live in singapura.....what? no i'm not singing....).
Let's analyze some of their most common sentences.....
il0rbbehhhym: TRANSLATION: "I love him" (I don't.)
Well....only one thing can be said about this.....WHAT.THE.....COOKIE.(Yes, contrary to popular belief, this is a family friendly site =D. From now on, all profanities will be replaced with cookie. Why? I like cookies. Mmmmm...Chocolate chip.)
let's break up the word.
"i" "l0rbbe" and "hhhym". while "i" can still be understood (when separated from the rest of the "word") "l0rbbe" is...damn. It's not even a word. it has a NUMBER in it...I mean, if you were to pronounce it, you'd get "Lzerorbbbuh"....COME ON.....
and "hhhym".....3 h's....What, do they have like asthma or something? I HAVE ASTHMA, AND I DON'T TALK LIKE THAT. Pronounced like "huhhhhhhhhhhhhym"?
Next.....painful....."sentence".....
shaeyy sh0 muchiies ab0utt peepuhhx. thiinkk ab0utt urrselffx fiirsttx larrhhs
Translation: Say so much about people. Think about yourself first larh.
Grammatically correct translation: Before criticizing others, first consider your own faults.
Well...this is as cookied up as the previous one.It's not even worth elaborating on...just try pronouncing it as it's spelled, and you get a whole bunch of nonsense. not even worth it.
The following "words" are taken from www.twitionary.blogspot.com. Thank the gods.
peepuhh. contributed by puppiiesG0oqq
Well it's supposed to be spelt people, meaning others. This "word" is seen in the above "sentence".
iiemm. contributed by d3adxd0lliiex (good thing computers have copy and paste.)
It's "I'm". So how this works would probably be like.....double the word, and add a redundant vowel. what the.
stiialllx. contributed by d3adxd0lliiex
Well this is rather understandable (as far as twits go...) as "still". This is just plain weird... I....don't get it....
miiyyes. contributed by d3adxd0lliiex
Ok this one took me 3 seconds to figure out. I thought it was "my", but then I looked at the sentence it was used in, and syntax seems to suggest that it's "me".
ME = 2 letters.
MIIYYES= 7 letters.
How.....how.....how.....what...how.....
criieppiinqx. contributed by d3adxd0lliiex
There is no actual definition for this "word". I couldn't find one, and I'm trying to decide whether it's "Creeping", "Crapping", "Crying" or "Cream Pie"...
sharrpdarrhs. contributed by d3adxd0lliiex
Well the closest would be shut up, as in, shuddup....but...with twits...you never know......
shaeyy. contributed by d3adxd0lliiex
Say la......dammit. See twits bring out the worst in me(well...not the worst, but bad enough) and I start losing control. I have to go smash some cars now.
s3e eUu p3eppuhhx later luhhx.......
Friday, October 31, 2008
Fine.....
Nothing to update.
Out of sheer boredom.....
I'll do a lame quiz....
That I for some reason was tagged.....
JVB wouldn't work out well.
1.The person who tagged you is?
The most intelligent person in the world.
2.Your relationship with him/her?
Hate
3.Your 5 impressions of her.
Retarded
Fat
Retarded
Fat
Fat
4.The most memorable thing he/she has done for you?
Increase my IQ
5.The most memorable thing she had said to you?
Nothing.
6.If he/she becomes your lover, the thing he/she has to improveon would be?
Iq, personality, and looks. Summary: Everything.
7.If she becomes your enemy?
Already is
8.What is it you want to tell her now?
Get smarter. Go for liposuction.
9. Your overall impression of her is?
Retarded
10.How do you think people around you will feel around you?
Good.
11.The characters you love yourself are?
Characters?
12.On the contrary, the characters you hate yourself are?
What?
13.The most ideal person you want to be is?
Nero. He has a badass sword and a cool right arm.
14.For the people that care and love you, say something to them.
...................
15.Pass this quiz to 10 people that you wish to know how they feel about you.
In random order:
1)Claire
2)Huixian
3)Mr Chua
4)Mrs Look
5)Linkin Pig
6)Junwei
7,8,9,10)Readers
16. Who is no.6 having a relationship with?
*coughs*children*coughs*
17.Is no.9 a male or female?
the readers are mostly female.
18.If no.7 and 10 are together, would it be a good thing?
some of them are.
19.What is no.2 studying about?
Biology.
20.When was the last time you had a chat with no.3?
When I didn't tuck in my shirt
21.What kind of music band does no.8 like?
They probably like annoying chinese love songs, japanese music and english soft rock.
22.Does no.1 has any siblings?
I dunno.
23.Will you woo no.3?
No.
24.How about 7?
Some.
25.Is no. 4 single?
Interestingly, no.
26.What is the surname of no.5?
Lin
27.What is a hobby of no. 10?
Reading this blog
28.Does no.5 and 9 get on well?
I guess....None of them have been fried yet.
29.Where is no. 2 studying at?
Human Organization of Researching New Yolks
30.Talk about something for no. 1
Can't.
31.Have you tried developing feelings for no.8?
Are you ready? No, readers, I've never tried developing feelings for you guys.
32.Where does no. 9 live at?
Singahpor.
33.What color does no. 4 like?
Pain.
34.Are no. 1 and 5 best friends?
Yah.
35.Does no. 1 has any pets?
Yes, it's a tame CY.
36.Is no.7 the sexiest person in the world?
No.
37.What is no.10 doing now?
Reading this.
Are you ready for the Blockbuster film of the year?
You've seen the movies Jerome, Jerome 2 and Jerome: Resurrection
You've seen the movies Bolun, Bolun 2 and Bolun: Concrete Balloon
Now, watch as these two gods come together in a never-before-seen epic:
J V B!
e s o
r l
o u
m n
e
Jerome: The supergod who controls everything and desires nothing!
Bolun: The god of destruction, destroying ALL in his path!
Who will triumph?!
Who shall be victorious?!
Watch to find out!
Coming soon to a cinema near you!
Out of sheer boredom.....
I'll do a lame quiz....
That I for some reason was tagged.....
JVB wouldn't work out well.
1.The person who tagged you is?
The most intelligent person in the world.
2.Your relationship with him/her?
Hate
3.Your 5 impressions of her.
Retarded
Fat
Retarded
Fat
Fat
4.The most memorable thing he/she has done for you?
Increase my IQ
5.The most memorable thing she had said to you?
Nothing.
6.If he/she becomes your lover, the thing he/she has to improveon would be?
Iq, personality, and looks. Summary: Everything.
7.If she becomes your enemy?
Already is
8.What is it you want to tell her now?
Get smarter. Go for liposuction.
9. Your overall impression of her is?
Retarded
10.How do you think people around you will feel around you?
Good.
11.The characters you love yourself are?
Characters?
12.On the contrary, the characters you hate yourself are?
What?
13.The most ideal person you want to be is?
Nero. He has a badass sword and a cool right arm.
14.For the people that care and love you, say something to them.
...................
15.Pass this quiz to 10 people that you wish to know how they feel about you.
In random order:
1)Claire
2)Huixian
3)Mr Chua
4)Mrs Look
5)Linkin Pig
6)Junwei
7,8,9,10)Readers
16. Who is no.6 having a relationship with?
*coughs*children*coughs*
17.Is no.9 a male or female?
the readers are mostly female.
18.If no.7 and 10 are together, would it be a good thing?
some of them are.
19.What is no.2 studying about?
Biology.
20.When was the last time you had a chat with no.3?
When I didn't tuck in my shirt
21.What kind of music band does no.8 like?
They probably like annoying chinese love songs, japanese music and english soft rock.
22.Does no.1 has any siblings?
I dunno.
23.Will you woo no.3?
No.
24.How about 7?
Some.
25.Is no. 4 single?
Interestingly, no.
26.What is the surname of no.5?
Lin
27.What is a hobby of no. 10?
Reading this blog
28.Does no.5 and 9 get on well?
I guess....None of them have been fried yet.
29.Where is no. 2 studying at?
Human Organization of Researching New Yolks
30.Talk about something for no. 1
Can't.
31.Have you tried developing feelings for no.8?
Are you ready? No, readers, I've never tried developing feelings for you guys.
32.Where does no. 9 live at?
Singahpor.
33.What color does no. 4 like?
Pain.
34.Are no. 1 and 5 best friends?
Yah.
35.Does no. 1 has any pets?
Yes, it's a tame CY.
36.Is no.7 the sexiest person in the world?
No.
37.What is no.10 doing now?
Reading this.
Are you ready for the Blockbuster film of the year?
You've seen the movies Jerome, Jerome 2 and Jerome: Resurrection
You've seen the movies Bolun, Bolun 2 and Bolun: Concrete Balloon
Now, watch as these two gods come together in a never-before-seen epic:
J V B!
e s o
r l
o u
m n
e
Jerome: The supergod who controls everything and desires nothing!
Bolun: The god of destruction, destroying ALL in his path!
Who will triumph?!
Who shall be victorious?!
Watch to find out!
Coming soon to a cinema near you!
Monday, October 6, 2008
Everyone must recognize the hero in us. In every human being....well...in MOST human beings, is a hero. That's why DaSilvaMonkay has taken the trouble to turn people into DotA heroes!
First of, we have the almighty Bolun.
Liu Bolun the lvl 25 Bolun.
Starting Stats:
STR 50
AGI:50
INT:50
Egg Aura: Nearby enemies take damage every second in the presence of Bolun's egg shell aura.
Lvl 1: 50 damage
Lvl 2: 100 damage
Lvl 3: 150 damage
Lvl 4: 200 damage
Anger: Bolun is fueled by a powerful rage, granting extra STR and AGI.
Lvl 1: 25 STR and AGI
Lvl 2: 35 STR and AGI
Lvl 3: 45 STR and AGI
Lvl 4: 50 STR and AGI
Irritance: Bolun has every trick in the world to irritate people. As a result, he gains the ability to passively irritate enemies around him.
Lvl 1: Enemies minus 20 to all stats.
Lvl 2: Enemies minus 20 to all stats, and cannot attack.
Lvl 3: Enemies minus 20 to all stats, cannot attack, and will try to keep outside 500 range of Bolun.
Lvl 4: Enemies minus 20 to all stats, cannot attack, and will try to keep outside 500 range of Bolun, unless their health is below 500, in which case they will attack Bolun.
Ulti: Bolun's Might(passive)
Lvl 1: Bolun is invulnerable to magic.
Lvl 2: Bolun is invulnerable to magic and has infinite mana
Lvl 3: Bolun is invulnerable to magic, has infinite mana, gains 50 to all stats, and +300 damage.
Lvl 4: Bolun is completely invulnerable, has infinite mana, gains 50 to all stats and +300 damage
Now, for the next one, he who has so far proven Bolun's equal.....
Jerome the lvl 25 Class Chairperson.
Starting Stats:
STR: 50
AGI: 50
INT: 50
Corrosive: Jerome is extremely venomous, causing his saliva and skin to be corrosive.
Lvl 1: Adds +20 to attack, slow poison, and all enemies in melee range of Jerome take 50 damage every second.
Lvl 2: Adds +30 to attack, slow poison, and all enemies in melee range of Jerome take 75 damage every second.
Lvl 3: Adds +40 to attack, slow poison, and all enemies in melee range of Jerome take 100 damage every second.
Lvl 4: Adds +50 to attack, slow poison, and all enemies in melee range of Jerome take 150 damage every second.
Persuade: Jerome has never lost an argument, except to Bolun. He can therefore convert waves of creep to his side of the battle. This has a 70% chance of failing in Bolun's presence.
Lvl 1: Converts 5 creeps, and enemy heroes cannot attack for 30 seconds.
Lvl 2: Converts 10 creeps, and enemy heroes cannot attack for 30 seconds.
Lvl 3: Converts 15 creeps, and enemy heroes cannot attack for 30 seconds.
Lvl 4: Converts 20 creeps, and enemy heroes cannot attack for 30 seconds.
Sprint: Jerome can sprint continuously without tiring.
Lvl 1: +200 to movement speed permanently
Lvl 2: +300 to movement speed permanently
Lvl 3: +400 to movement speed permanently
Lvl 4: +500 to movement speed permanently
Ulti: Jerome's Might(passive)
Lvl 1: Jerome is invulnerable to magic.
Lvl 2: Jerome is invulnerable to magic and has infinite mana
Lvl 3: Jerome is invulnerable to magic, has infinite mana and gains 45 to all stats.
Lvl 4: Jerome is invulnerable to magic, has infinite mana, gains 45 to all stats and gains +200 damage.
Now, the one we all adore in view of his fantastic vocals........
Tseng Wei the lvl 25 Silent One.
Starting Stats:
STR: 40
AGI: 40
INT: 40
Tseng Wei Aura: Tseng Wei's silence pervades the air around him, forcing others to take notice.
Lvl 1, 2, 3, 4: Enemy creeps run away in fear upon seeing Tseng Wei
Sing: Tseng Wei's amazing vocals inspire his allies and damage his enemies.
Lvl 1: All positive buffs on allies, all negative buffs on enemies, + 50 damage to enemies.
Lvl 2: All positive buffs on allies, all negative buffs on enemies, + 75 damage to enemies.
Lvl 3: All positive buffs on allies, all negative buffs on enemies, + 150 damage to enemies.
Lvl 4: All positive buffs on allies, all negative buffs on enemies, + 350 damage to enemies.
Ruthless: Tseng Wei is ruthless and sadistic, gaining an increase to STR everytime he kills an enemy.
Lvl 1: 1 STR per enemy
Lvl 2: 2 STR per enemy
Lvl 3: 3 STR per enemy
Lvl 4: 4 STR per enemy
Ulti: The Silent One's Might(passive)
Lvl 1: Stuns all enemies that attack him for 5 seconds.
Lvl 2: Stuns all enemies that attack him for 5 seconds and returns 90% of the damage.
Lvl 3: Stuns all enemies that attack him for 5 seconds, returns 90% of the damage to each enemy in melee range separately.
Lvl 4: Stuns all enemies that attack him for 5 seconds, returns 90% of the damage to each enemy in melee range separately, and constantly damages all enemies in a 500 range for 200 every second.
Now, our asshole of the year.....
Huakai the lvl 25 Asshole
Starting Stats:
STR: 75
AGI: 50
INT: 50
Punch: Huakai punches his enemy hard, dealing massive amounts of damage.
Lvl 1: 250 damage
Lvl 2: 450 damage
Lvl 3: 750 damage
Lvl 4: 1000 damage
Trip: Huakai trips his enemy.
Lvl 1: 15 second stun
Lvl 2: 20 second stun
Lvl 3: 25 second stun
Lvl 4: 30 second stun
Joke: Huakai tells a lame joke, causing all units in the area to be stunned.
Lvl 1: 40 second stun
Lvl 2: 45 second stun
Lvl 3: 50 second stun
Lvl 4: 60 second stun.
Ulti: Power of the Asshole(passive)
Lvl 1: Huakai gains +50 STR
Lvl 2: Huakai gains +50 STR, and is invulnerable to physical attacks.
Lvl 3: Huakai gains +50 STR, is invulnerable to physical attacks and causes all enemies in the area to lose 15 armour permanently.
Lvl 4: Huakai gains +50 STR, is invulnerable to physical attacks, causes all enemies in the area to lose 15 armour permanently, and has infinite mana.
First of, we have the almighty Bolun.
Liu Bolun the lvl 25 Bolun.
Starting Stats:
STR 50
AGI:50
INT:50
Egg Aura: Nearby enemies take damage every second in the presence of Bolun's egg shell aura.
Lvl 1: 50 damage
Lvl 2: 100 damage
Lvl 3: 150 damage
Lvl 4: 200 damage
Anger: Bolun is fueled by a powerful rage, granting extra STR and AGI.
Lvl 1: 25 STR and AGI
Lvl 2: 35 STR and AGI
Lvl 3: 45 STR and AGI
Lvl 4: 50 STR and AGI
Irritance: Bolun has every trick in the world to irritate people. As a result, he gains the ability to passively irritate enemies around him.
Lvl 1: Enemies minus 20 to all stats.
Lvl 2: Enemies minus 20 to all stats, and cannot attack.
Lvl 3: Enemies minus 20 to all stats, cannot attack, and will try to keep outside 500 range of Bolun.
Lvl 4: Enemies minus 20 to all stats, cannot attack, and will try to keep outside 500 range of Bolun, unless their health is below 500, in which case they will attack Bolun.
Ulti: Bolun's Might(passive)
Lvl 1: Bolun is invulnerable to magic.
Lvl 2: Bolun is invulnerable to magic and has infinite mana
Lvl 3: Bolun is invulnerable to magic, has infinite mana, gains 50 to all stats, and +300 damage.
Lvl 4: Bolun is completely invulnerable, has infinite mana, gains 50 to all stats and +300 damage
Now, for the next one, he who has so far proven Bolun's equal.....
Jerome the lvl 25 Class Chairperson.
Starting Stats:
STR: 50
AGI: 50
INT: 50
Corrosive: Jerome is extremely venomous, causing his saliva and skin to be corrosive.
Lvl 1: Adds +20 to attack, slow poison, and all enemies in melee range of Jerome take 50 damage every second.
Lvl 2: Adds +30 to attack, slow poison, and all enemies in melee range of Jerome take 75 damage every second.
Lvl 3: Adds +40 to attack, slow poison, and all enemies in melee range of Jerome take 100 damage every second.
Lvl 4: Adds +50 to attack, slow poison, and all enemies in melee range of Jerome take 150 damage every second.
Persuade: Jerome has never lost an argument, except to Bolun. He can therefore convert waves of creep to his side of the battle. This has a 70% chance of failing in Bolun's presence.
Lvl 1: Converts 5 creeps, and enemy heroes cannot attack for 30 seconds.
Lvl 2: Converts 10 creeps, and enemy heroes cannot attack for 30 seconds.
Lvl 3: Converts 15 creeps, and enemy heroes cannot attack for 30 seconds.
Lvl 4: Converts 20 creeps, and enemy heroes cannot attack for 30 seconds.
Sprint: Jerome can sprint continuously without tiring.
Lvl 1: +200 to movement speed permanently
Lvl 2: +300 to movement speed permanently
Lvl 3: +400 to movement speed permanently
Lvl 4: +500 to movement speed permanently
Ulti: Jerome's Might(passive)
Lvl 1: Jerome is invulnerable to magic.
Lvl 2: Jerome is invulnerable to magic and has infinite mana
Lvl 3: Jerome is invulnerable to magic, has infinite mana and gains 45 to all stats.
Lvl 4: Jerome is invulnerable to magic, has infinite mana, gains 45 to all stats and gains +200 damage.
Now, the one we all adore in view of his fantastic vocals........
Tseng Wei the lvl 25 Silent One.
Starting Stats:
STR: 40
AGI: 40
INT: 40
Tseng Wei Aura: Tseng Wei's silence pervades the air around him, forcing others to take notice.
Lvl 1, 2, 3, 4: Enemy creeps run away in fear upon seeing Tseng Wei
Sing: Tseng Wei's amazing vocals inspire his allies and damage his enemies.
Lvl 1: All positive buffs on allies, all negative buffs on enemies, + 50 damage to enemies.
Lvl 2: All positive buffs on allies, all negative buffs on enemies, + 75 damage to enemies.
Lvl 3: All positive buffs on allies, all negative buffs on enemies, + 150 damage to enemies.
Lvl 4: All positive buffs on allies, all negative buffs on enemies, + 350 damage to enemies.
Ruthless: Tseng Wei is ruthless and sadistic, gaining an increase to STR everytime he kills an enemy.
Lvl 1: 1 STR per enemy
Lvl 2: 2 STR per enemy
Lvl 3: 3 STR per enemy
Lvl 4: 4 STR per enemy
Ulti: The Silent One's Might(passive)
Lvl 1: Stuns all enemies that attack him for 5 seconds.
Lvl 2: Stuns all enemies that attack him for 5 seconds and returns 90% of the damage.
Lvl 3: Stuns all enemies that attack him for 5 seconds, returns 90% of the damage to each enemy in melee range separately.
Lvl 4: Stuns all enemies that attack him for 5 seconds, returns 90% of the damage to each enemy in melee range separately, and constantly damages all enemies in a 500 range for 200 every second.
Now, our asshole of the year.....
Huakai the lvl 25 Asshole
Starting Stats:
STR: 75
AGI: 50
INT: 50
Punch: Huakai punches his enemy hard, dealing massive amounts of damage.
Lvl 1: 250 damage
Lvl 2: 450 damage
Lvl 3: 750 damage
Lvl 4: 1000 damage
Trip: Huakai trips his enemy.
Lvl 1: 15 second stun
Lvl 2: 20 second stun
Lvl 3: 25 second stun
Lvl 4: 30 second stun
Joke: Huakai tells a lame joke, causing all units in the area to be stunned.
Lvl 1: 40 second stun
Lvl 2: 45 second stun
Lvl 3: 50 second stun
Lvl 4: 60 second stun.
Ulti: Power of the Asshole(passive)
Lvl 1: Huakai gains +50 STR
Lvl 2: Huakai gains +50 STR, and is invulnerable to physical attacks.
Lvl 3: Huakai gains +50 STR, is invulnerable to physical attacks and causes all enemies in the area to lose 15 armour permanently.
Lvl 4: Huakai gains +50 STR, is invulnerable to physical attacks, causes all enemies in the area to lose 15 armour permanently, and has infinite mana.
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