I don't understand how some people can update daily/every few days. There's practically nothing interesting to talk about. Really. Why are you readers interested in reading about the daily life of someone anyway? Let's try.

I woke up this morning, then went back to sleep. HAHAX. I then woke up again at 12pm. OMFG SO FUN RIGHT. I went to the toilet. LOL. I brushed my teeth. WOW. I went to make my bed. AMAZING RIGHT. I ate my breakfast/lunch. HAHAX. I went to bathe. ROFL. I watched Stephen King's It. LMFAO. I feel bored. HAHAX. I have done nothing much today. LOL. But I'm gonna blog about the completely normal and uninteresting things that happened today because apparently people read that stuff. LOL WTFBBQ OMFG ROFLCOPTER LOLLERSKATES.

That caused irreparable damage to my brain. Ouch.

Anyway, about Stephen King's It. Movie based on his book It. The book was awesome, but the movie doesn't do it justice. It lasts about 3 1/2 hours, and the first part was quite good. After that, it gets boring. Very boring. And even that 3 1/2 hours couldn't go into the detail that book had. So it was a very great disappointment if you have read the book first. The thing about Stephen King is that his books are so awesome any guy trying to reproduce them in a movie fails so horribly it's like Ben influenced him. "It" was a slightly better movie, when you consider the other movies based on Stephen King books, but I could probably name a few better movies I would rather watch than It, especially considering I could have watched TWO movies during the time it took to watch It. That said, I would still have watched it even if I knew it was going to be this bad because
a) Tim Curtis playing Pennywise was just hilarious.
b) Pennywise is the number 1 clown in terms of amusement, intelligence, scare factor, and his great urge to kill children, something I can associate with.
c) It was based on a Stephen King book.

And now for something completely different.

The Girl to Guy Lexicon.

Many times, guys have felt puzzled at why girls have said one thing and behaved in another. Here I provide my own lexicon which is also greatly in part inspired by many joke websites, but I'm not gonna openly admit it(oops) because that's how jokes work, you steal them from someone but don't tell anyone so people think you're the funny one.

I'm alright ---- OMFG I'M GONNA DIE COME OVER HERE AND DO SOMETHING YOU SONOVABITCH NO GOOD UNGENTLEMANLY FREAK.

It's okay, I'll get it ---- OMFG I'M GONNA DIE COME OVER HERE AND DO SOMETHING YOU SONOVABITCH NO GOOD UNGENTLEMANLY FREAK.

I don't wanna talk about it ---- I wanna talk about it. TALK TO ME YOU FREAK.

I don't care much about materialistic possessions ---- I'm a liar and I want you to buy me that diamond jewellery set or it's over.

It's not you, it's me ---- It's you.

I like you ---- Just messing with you to see how you act, and if you're serious I might decide to screw with your mind even more.

I love you ---- Now you are officially bound to my will and you must buy me everything I want, do whatever I want and if you don't I will scream and nag your head off.

Let's have a baby ---- Let's get something that makes it so that you can't ever leave me without having to pay out the ass.

I like you, but you're not my type ---- I hate you. Fuck off and die.

Can you help me with..... ---- I want to use you for slave labour, and what you're getting for doing it is less than what slaves get.

No ---- Yes

Yes ---- No

YES ---- yes.

NO ---- maybe.

Probably ---- definitely

Sometimes ---- Never

Maybe ---- Never

Are you alright? ---- I don't wanna look heartless so I'm just asking, but you better say yes so I don't have to help

Is my hair okay? ---- Do I look fuckable?

I don't drink, sorry ---- Bring on the shots.

I don't talk to strangers, sorry ---- I just contradicted myself, so when I say I don't sleep with strangers later, take the hint.

I'm fine ----- OMFG I'M GONNA DIE COME OVER HERE AND DO SOMETHING YOU SONOVABITCH NO GOOD UNGENTLEMANLY FREAK.

NOTE: All the above content are solely for entertainment purposes. Under no circumstances are they intended to be factual and should not be referred to in the event that the persons mentioned say anything written up there. If you do take this as a factual guide and got shot down like a noob, please don't fucking blame this on me.

Now, ONWARD.


TC says, "When a door closes on you, another opens. When that door closes, a window of opportunity opens. When THAT closes, go back to the first door, bust it down and find the asshole who keeps shutting doors on you."

TC says, "Stealth is an important art. With it, you can get free cookies."

Rodney Dangerfield says, "My cousin is gay; in school while other kids were dissecting frog, he was opening flies."

Rodney Dangerfield says, "People say fish is good for a diet. But fish should never be cooked in butter. Fish should be cooked in its natural oils - Texaco, Mobil, Exxon..."

Rodney Dangerfield says, "Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire."

Rodney Dangerfield says, "Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself."

Rodney Dangerfield says, "For two hours, some guy followed me around with a pooper scooper."

Rodney Dangerfield says, "I was so depressed that I decided to jump from the tenth floor. They sent up a priest. He said "On your mark... "

Rodney Dangerfield says, "When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them."

Rodney Dangerfield says, "My problem is that I appeal to everyone that can do me absolutely no good."

Rodney Dangerfield says, "One day as I came home early from work... I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early.""

Rodney Dangerfield says, "One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control."

Rodney Dangerfield says, "You wanna have laughs? Do what I do. When I go through a tollbooth, I keep going. I tell the guy, "The car behind me is paying for two.""

Rodney Dangerfield says, "I came from a real tough neighborhood. I bought a waterbed and found a guy at the bottom of it."

Rodney Dangerfield says, "I asked him, "Who said you could fool around with my wife?" He said, "Everybody.""

Rodney Dangerfield says, "With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff."

For more Rodney Dangerfield, go here.

Announcement -- EDITED: READ THE BOTTOM OF THE POST.

I bet you guys are real happy, thinking I'm about to update with a long post or something...
But actually this is just to inform you that instead of the badger song, you now have the yellow submarine to plague you.

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EDIT: Ok I removed that stupid nuffnang thing. It didn't do much anyway. If for some weird reason you want to read my archives, just scroll to the bottom of the page.