Nothing to update.
Out of sheer boredom.....
I'll do a lame quiz....
That I for some reason was tagged.....
JVB wouldn't work out well.
1.The person who tagged you is?
The most intelligent person in the world.
2.Your relationship with him/her?
Hate
3.Your 5 impressions of her.
Retarded
Fat
Retarded
Fat
Fat
4.The most memorable thing he/she has done for you?
Increase my IQ
5.The most memorable thing she had said to you?
Nothing.
6.If he/she becomes your lover, the thing he/she has to improveon would be?
Iq, personality, and looks. Summary: Everything.
7.If she becomes your enemy?
Already is
8.What is it you want to tell her now?
Get smarter. Go for liposuction.
9. Your overall impression of her is?
Retarded
10.How do you think people around you will feel around you?
Good.
11.The characters you love yourself are?
Characters?
12.On the contrary, the characters you hate yourself are?
What?
13.The most ideal person you want to be is?
Nero. He has a badass sword and a cool right arm.
14.For the people that care and love you, say something to them.
...................
15.Pass this quiz to 10 people that you wish to know how they feel about you.
In random order:
1)Claire
2)Huixian
3)Mr Chua
4)Mrs Look
5)Linkin Pig
6)Junwei
7,8,9,10)Readers
16. Who is no.6 having a relationship with?
*coughs*children*coughs*
17.Is no.9 a male or female?
the readers are mostly female.
18.If no.7 and 10 are together, would it be a good thing?
some of them are.
19.What is no.2 studying about?
Biology.
20.When was the last time you had a chat with no.3?
When I didn't tuck in my shirt
21.What kind of music band does no.8 like?
They probably like annoying chinese love songs, japanese music and english soft rock.
22.Does no.1 has any siblings?
I dunno.
23.Will you woo no.3?
No.
24.How about 7?
Some.
25.Is no. 4 single?
Interestingly, no.
26.What is the surname of no.5?
Lin
27.What is a hobby of no. 10?
Reading this blog
28.Does no.5 and 9 get on well?
I guess....None of them have been fried yet.
29.Where is no. 2 studying at?
Human Organization of Researching New Yolks
30.Talk about something for no. 1
Can't.
31.Have you tried developing feelings for no.8?
Are you ready? No, readers, I've never tried developing feelings for you guys.
32.Where does no. 9 live at?
Singahpor.
33.What color does no. 4 like?
Pain.
34.Are no. 1 and 5 best friends?
Yah.
35.Does no. 1 has any pets?
Yes, it's a tame CY.
36.Is no.7 the sexiest person in the world?
No.
37.What is no.10 doing now?
Reading this.
Are you ready for the Blockbuster film of the year?
You've seen the movies Jerome, Jerome 2 and Jerome: Resurrection
You've seen the movies Bolun, Bolun 2 and Bolun: Concrete Balloon
Now, watch as these two gods come together in a never-before-seen epic:
J V B!
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Jerome: The supergod who controls everything and desires nothing!
Bolun: The god of destruction, destroying ALL in his path!
Who will triumph?!
Who shall be victorious?!
Watch to find out!
Coming soon to a cinema near you!
Friday, October 31, 2008
Monday, October 6, 2008
Everyone must recognize the hero in us. In every human being....well...in MOST human beings, is a hero. That's why DaSilvaMonkay has taken the trouble to turn people into DotA heroes!
First of, we have the almighty Bolun.
Liu Bolun the lvl 25 Bolun.
Starting Stats:
STR 50
AGI:50
INT:50
Egg Aura: Nearby enemies take damage every second in the presence of Bolun's egg shell aura.
Lvl 1: 50 damage
Lvl 2: 100 damage
Lvl 3: 150 damage
Lvl 4: 200 damage
Anger: Bolun is fueled by a powerful rage, granting extra STR and AGI.
Lvl 1: 25 STR and AGI
Lvl 2: 35 STR and AGI
Lvl 3: 45 STR and AGI
Lvl 4: 50 STR and AGI
Irritance: Bolun has every trick in the world to irritate people. As a result, he gains the ability to passively irritate enemies around him.
Lvl 1: Enemies minus 20 to all stats.
Lvl 2: Enemies minus 20 to all stats, and cannot attack.
Lvl 3: Enemies minus 20 to all stats, cannot attack, and will try to keep outside 500 range of Bolun.
Lvl 4: Enemies minus 20 to all stats, cannot attack, and will try to keep outside 500 range of Bolun, unless their health is below 500, in which case they will attack Bolun.
Ulti: Bolun's Might(passive)
Lvl 1: Bolun is invulnerable to magic.
Lvl 2: Bolun is invulnerable to magic and has infinite mana
Lvl 3: Bolun is invulnerable to magic, has infinite mana, gains 50 to all stats, and +300 damage.
Lvl 4: Bolun is completely invulnerable, has infinite mana, gains 50 to all stats and +300 damage
Now, for the next one, he who has so far proven Bolun's equal.....
Jerome the lvl 25 Class Chairperson.
Starting Stats:
STR: 50
AGI: 50
INT: 50
Corrosive: Jerome is extremely venomous, causing his saliva and skin to be corrosive.
Lvl 1: Adds +20 to attack, slow poison, and all enemies in melee range of Jerome take 50 damage every second.
Lvl 2: Adds +30 to attack, slow poison, and all enemies in melee range of Jerome take 75 damage every second.
Lvl 3: Adds +40 to attack, slow poison, and all enemies in melee range of Jerome take 100 damage every second.
Lvl 4: Adds +50 to attack, slow poison, and all enemies in melee range of Jerome take 150 damage every second.
Persuade: Jerome has never lost an argument, except to Bolun. He can therefore convert waves of creep to his side of the battle. This has a 70% chance of failing in Bolun's presence.
Lvl 1: Converts 5 creeps, and enemy heroes cannot attack for 30 seconds.
Lvl 2: Converts 10 creeps, and enemy heroes cannot attack for 30 seconds.
Lvl 3: Converts 15 creeps, and enemy heroes cannot attack for 30 seconds.
Lvl 4: Converts 20 creeps, and enemy heroes cannot attack for 30 seconds.
Sprint: Jerome can sprint continuously without tiring.
Lvl 1: +200 to movement speed permanently
Lvl 2: +300 to movement speed permanently
Lvl 3: +400 to movement speed permanently
Lvl 4: +500 to movement speed permanently
Ulti: Jerome's Might(passive)
Lvl 1: Jerome is invulnerable to magic.
Lvl 2: Jerome is invulnerable to magic and has infinite mana
Lvl 3: Jerome is invulnerable to magic, has infinite mana and gains 45 to all stats.
Lvl 4: Jerome is invulnerable to magic, has infinite mana, gains 45 to all stats and gains +200 damage.
Now, the one we all adore in view of his fantastic vocals........
Tseng Wei the lvl 25 Silent One.
Starting Stats:
STR: 40
AGI: 40
INT: 40
Tseng Wei Aura: Tseng Wei's silence pervades the air around him, forcing others to take notice.
Lvl 1, 2, 3, 4: Enemy creeps run away in fear upon seeing Tseng Wei
Sing: Tseng Wei's amazing vocals inspire his allies and damage his enemies.
Lvl 1: All positive buffs on allies, all negative buffs on enemies, + 50 damage to enemies.
Lvl 2: All positive buffs on allies, all negative buffs on enemies, + 75 damage to enemies.
Lvl 3: All positive buffs on allies, all negative buffs on enemies, + 150 damage to enemies.
Lvl 4: All positive buffs on allies, all negative buffs on enemies, + 350 damage to enemies.
Ruthless: Tseng Wei is ruthless and sadistic, gaining an increase to STR everytime he kills an enemy.
Lvl 1: 1 STR per enemy
Lvl 2: 2 STR per enemy
Lvl 3: 3 STR per enemy
Lvl 4: 4 STR per enemy
Ulti: The Silent One's Might(passive)
Lvl 1: Stuns all enemies that attack him for 5 seconds.
Lvl 2: Stuns all enemies that attack him for 5 seconds and returns 90% of the damage.
Lvl 3: Stuns all enemies that attack him for 5 seconds, returns 90% of the damage to each enemy in melee range separately.
Lvl 4: Stuns all enemies that attack him for 5 seconds, returns 90% of the damage to each enemy in melee range separately, and constantly damages all enemies in a 500 range for 200 every second.
Now, our asshole of the year.....
Huakai the lvl 25 Asshole
Starting Stats:
STR: 75
AGI: 50
INT: 50
Punch: Huakai punches his enemy hard, dealing massive amounts of damage.
Lvl 1: 250 damage
Lvl 2: 450 damage
Lvl 3: 750 damage
Lvl 4: 1000 damage
Trip: Huakai trips his enemy.
Lvl 1: 15 second stun
Lvl 2: 20 second stun
Lvl 3: 25 second stun
Lvl 4: 30 second stun
Joke: Huakai tells a lame joke, causing all units in the area to be stunned.
Lvl 1: 40 second stun
Lvl 2: 45 second stun
Lvl 3: 50 second stun
Lvl 4: 60 second stun.
Ulti: Power of the Asshole(passive)
Lvl 1: Huakai gains +50 STR
Lvl 2: Huakai gains +50 STR, and is invulnerable to physical attacks.
Lvl 3: Huakai gains +50 STR, is invulnerable to physical attacks and causes all enemies in the area to lose 15 armour permanently.
Lvl 4: Huakai gains +50 STR, is invulnerable to physical attacks, causes all enemies in the area to lose 15 armour permanently, and has infinite mana.
First of, we have the almighty Bolun.
Liu Bolun the lvl 25 Bolun.
Starting Stats:
STR 50
AGI:50
INT:50
Egg Aura: Nearby enemies take damage every second in the presence of Bolun's egg shell aura.
Lvl 1: 50 damage
Lvl 2: 100 damage
Lvl 3: 150 damage
Lvl 4: 200 damage
Anger: Bolun is fueled by a powerful rage, granting extra STR and AGI.
Lvl 1: 25 STR and AGI
Lvl 2: 35 STR and AGI
Lvl 3: 45 STR and AGI
Lvl 4: 50 STR and AGI
Irritance: Bolun has every trick in the world to irritate people. As a result, he gains the ability to passively irritate enemies around him.
Lvl 1: Enemies minus 20 to all stats.
Lvl 2: Enemies minus 20 to all stats, and cannot attack.
Lvl 3: Enemies minus 20 to all stats, cannot attack, and will try to keep outside 500 range of Bolun.
Lvl 4: Enemies minus 20 to all stats, cannot attack, and will try to keep outside 500 range of Bolun, unless their health is below 500, in which case they will attack Bolun.
Ulti: Bolun's Might(passive)
Lvl 1: Bolun is invulnerable to magic.
Lvl 2: Bolun is invulnerable to magic and has infinite mana
Lvl 3: Bolun is invulnerable to magic, has infinite mana, gains 50 to all stats, and +300 damage.
Lvl 4: Bolun is completely invulnerable, has infinite mana, gains 50 to all stats and +300 damage
Now, for the next one, he who has so far proven Bolun's equal.....
Jerome the lvl 25 Class Chairperson.
Starting Stats:
STR: 50
AGI: 50
INT: 50
Corrosive: Jerome is extremely venomous, causing his saliva and skin to be corrosive.
Lvl 1: Adds +20 to attack, slow poison, and all enemies in melee range of Jerome take 50 damage every second.
Lvl 2: Adds +30 to attack, slow poison, and all enemies in melee range of Jerome take 75 damage every second.
Lvl 3: Adds +40 to attack, slow poison, and all enemies in melee range of Jerome take 100 damage every second.
Lvl 4: Adds +50 to attack, slow poison, and all enemies in melee range of Jerome take 150 damage every second.
Persuade: Jerome has never lost an argument, except to Bolun. He can therefore convert waves of creep to his side of the battle. This has a 70% chance of failing in Bolun's presence.
Lvl 1: Converts 5 creeps, and enemy heroes cannot attack for 30 seconds.
Lvl 2: Converts 10 creeps, and enemy heroes cannot attack for 30 seconds.
Lvl 3: Converts 15 creeps, and enemy heroes cannot attack for 30 seconds.
Lvl 4: Converts 20 creeps, and enemy heroes cannot attack for 30 seconds.
Sprint: Jerome can sprint continuously without tiring.
Lvl 1: +200 to movement speed permanently
Lvl 2: +300 to movement speed permanently
Lvl 3: +400 to movement speed permanently
Lvl 4: +500 to movement speed permanently
Ulti: Jerome's Might(passive)
Lvl 1: Jerome is invulnerable to magic.
Lvl 2: Jerome is invulnerable to magic and has infinite mana
Lvl 3: Jerome is invulnerable to magic, has infinite mana and gains 45 to all stats.
Lvl 4: Jerome is invulnerable to magic, has infinite mana, gains 45 to all stats and gains +200 damage.
Now, the one we all adore in view of his fantastic vocals........
Tseng Wei the lvl 25 Silent One.
Starting Stats:
STR: 40
AGI: 40
INT: 40
Tseng Wei Aura: Tseng Wei's silence pervades the air around him, forcing others to take notice.
Lvl 1, 2, 3, 4: Enemy creeps run away in fear upon seeing Tseng Wei
Sing: Tseng Wei's amazing vocals inspire his allies and damage his enemies.
Lvl 1: All positive buffs on allies, all negative buffs on enemies, + 50 damage to enemies.
Lvl 2: All positive buffs on allies, all negative buffs on enemies, + 75 damage to enemies.
Lvl 3: All positive buffs on allies, all negative buffs on enemies, + 150 damage to enemies.
Lvl 4: All positive buffs on allies, all negative buffs on enemies, + 350 damage to enemies.
Ruthless: Tseng Wei is ruthless and sadistic, gaining an increase to STR everytime he kills an enemy.
Lvl 1: 1 STR per enemy
Lvl 2: 2 STR per enemy
Lvl 3: 3 STR per enemy
Lvl 4: 4 STR per enemy
Ulti: The Silent One's Might(passive)
Lvl 1: Stuns all enemies that attack him for 5 seconds.
Lvl 2: Stuns all enemies that attack him for 5 seconds and returns 90% of the damage.
Lvl 3: Stuns all enemies that attack him for 5 seconds, returns 90% of the damage to each enemy in melee range separately.
Lvl 4: Stuns all enemies that attack him for 5 seconds, returns 90% of the damage to each enemy in melee range separately, and constantly damages all enemies in a 500 range for 200 every second.
Now, our asshole of the year.....
Huakai the lvl 25 Asshole
Starting Stats:
STR: 75
AGI: 50
INT: 50
Punch: Huakai punches his enemy hard, dealing massive amounts of damage.
Lvl 1: 250 damage
Lvl 2: 450 damage
Lvl 3: 750 damage
Lvl 4: 1000 damage
Trip: Huakai trips his enemy.
Lvl 1: 15 second stun
Lvl 2: 20 second stun
Lvl 3: 25 second stun
Lvl 4: 30 second stun
Joke: Huakai tells a lame joke, causing all units in the area to be stunned.
Lvl 1: 40 second stun
Lvl 2: 45 second stun
Lvl 3: 50 second stun
Lvl 4: 60 second stun.
Ulti: Power of the Asshole(passive)
Lvl 1: Huakai gains +50 STR
Lvl 2: Huakai gains +50 STR, and is invulnerable to physical attacks.
Lvl 3: Huakai gains +50 STR, is invulnerable to physical attacks and causes all enemies in the area to lose 15 armour permanently.
Lvl 4: Huakai gains +50 STR, is invulnerable to physical attacks, causes all enemies in the area to lose 15 armour permanently, and has infinite mana.
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