MP5 MP5 MP5
I want to shoot my MP5 MP5 MP5
I want to shoot my MP5
I want to shoot my sub
I want to shoot my MP5
I want to shoot it where I like
You say gun I say nade
You say knife I say kill
You say shoot I say hey man
M4 was never my gun
And I don't like Famas
You say Flash I say Hide
You say Flank I'm gonna camp
You say charge I say No way
Don't be an idiot
They'll snipe you down from the ramp
All I wanna do is
MP5 MP5 MP5
I want to shoot my MP5 MP5 MP5
I want to shoot my MP5
I want to shoot my sub
I want to shoot my MP5
I want to shoot my
MP5 bullets are coming your way
So forget all your armor oh yeah!
Snipers above they'll be sniping you down
So look out for those AWPs
Plant the bomb, get out, camp!
MP5 bang MP5 bang MP5 bang
I want to shoot my MP5 MP5 MP5
I want to shoot my MP5
I want to shoot my sub
I want to shoot my MP5
I want to shoot it where I like
You say gun I say nade
You say knife I say kill
You say shoot I say hey man
M4 was never my gun
And I don't like Famas
You say Flash I say Hide
You say Flank I'm gonna camp
You say charge I say No way
Don't be an idiot
They'll snipe you down from the ramp
All I wanna do is
MP5 MP5 MP5
I want to shoot my MP5 MP5 MP5
I want to shoot my MP5
I want to shoot my sub
I want to shoot my MP5
I want to shoot my
MP5 bullets are coming your way
So forget all your armor oh yeah!
Snipers above they'll be sniping you down
So look out for those AWPs
Plant the bomb, get out, camp!
MP5 bang MP5 bang MP5 bang
MP5 MP5 MP5
I want to shoot my MP5
MP5 MP5 MP5 MP5
MP5 bang!
You say Camp I say move
You say spray I say Snipe
Flash Frag I say cool it man
I don't wanna be the last man on this noob team
You say lag I say noob
Radio commands please
M16 I say dammit
Just shoot that noobcake in the face
Aim for the head and spam
Cos all I want to do is
MP5 MP5 MP5
I want to shoot my MP5 MP5 MP5
I want to shoot my MP5
I want to shoot my sub
I want to shoot my MP5
I want to shoot it where I like
MP5 bang!
You say Camp I say move
You say spray I say Snipe
Flash Frag I say cool it man
I don't wanna be the last man on this noob team
You say lag I say noob
Radio commands please
M16 I say dammit
Just shoot that noobcake in the face
Aim for the head and spam
Cos all I want to do is
MP5 MP5 MP5
I want to shoot my MP5 MP5 MP5
I want to shoot my MP5
I want to shoot my sub
I want to shoot my MP5
I want to shoot it where I like
Glossary for non-FPS players:
MP5: A submachine-gun(SMG) which is actually quite useless
sub: SMG
nade: Grenade (you could probably figure these few out on your own.)
M4: Usually refers to M4A1, a fully automatic assault rifle used by counterterrorist and special forces. Note: M4 is a whole family of rifles based on earlier versions of the M16 rifles
FAMAS: French military service rifle
Flash: Flashbang grenade
Flank: A maneuver in which units attack the sides of an enemy force, thus reducing enemy maneuverability and causing psychological distress.
Camp: To remain at a specific hiding spot in-game and wait for an enemy to run past and shoot him.
AWP: A bolt-action sniper rifle used by the police. AWP stands for Arctic Warfare Police
plant the bomb: In FPS gaming, common game modes include destruction of a specific target by planting a bomb.
Spray: Originally used to refer to noobs who used up a whole magazine just to kill one guy, spraying now refers to using any SMG or assault rifle.
Flash Frag: A flashbang grenade that also doubles as a fragmentation grenade.
Lag: Delays in the transmission of information between network nodes.
Radio: most FPS games have preset radio commands that players can utilize via hotkeys
Aim for the head and shoot: Headshot = 1 hit kill.
Wrote those because I was bored. Try singing it along to the tune of Bicycle Race if you're bored as well, I tried to keep the same number of syllables.
