Youtube is officially on my top 10 hate list. The stupid 10 minute upload limit is doing nothing but hindering users from uploading their works. They said that it's supposed to reduce copyrighted material from being uploaded. NOT HELPING. I've watched 3-4 FULL movies on youtube. The users simply upload the video in parts. And for people whose videos are 11 minutes, it's just a pain in the ass. Therefore, I call out to all my readers to sign this petition so that more users can upload their masterpieces, and so that bolun will finally see that I managed to win though outnumbered by 400. Nevermind. Just sign the damn petition.
Anyway, William once requested that I post a HowTo guide on.......the one and only......LIU. BO. LUN. *cue dramatic music*
Anyway, here it is
HowTo be Bolun.
1.The hair. You MUST shave your head. Hair MUST be shorter than 3cm.
2.Be brutal and violent.
3.Argue incessantly.
4.You are always correct, because you are bolun, and what bolun says is always right.
5.Don't hesitate to argue ridiculous points, such as, "Silver is not the colour of silver", and "Wanton isn't a dumpling". Note: They are correct, being said by the master himself.
Following those steps, you will soon become the ultimate Bolun Machine. GLORIA BOLUNUS!
Anyway. I ask again that you SIGN THE DAMN PETITION, otherwise the greatness of youtubers will never be revealed!
Nothing much for today....just bored. Ooh ee, ooh ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang.......lol. May I direct your attention to this picture for a moment....See it, then return here. Go on, I'll wait.
lol. 3.....2....1....AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.....
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Saturday, August 23, 2008
Hmmmmmm......Eh?
Today while coming home, I saw a bus with an interesting message on it. It was a safety message. As I stared at it, wondering what was it that was wrong with it, I got it. It read, "CHILD SEATS SAVE LITTLE LIVES." THAT'S what's wrong with it.....How come the advertising dept. for the SPF couldn't think of a more suitable synonym for little....Young, Baby, Kid, even Child, would all be better than LITTLE.
Out of boredom, I have decided to let you people know what I think of the people in 2B
Disclaimer: I am not responsible for any damage done to your physical and mental state of health due to the following, including but not limited to self-esteem and social life. By reading the following text you agree that the author is not to be blamed if you should decide to do anything funny, such as hitting the author in a bout of anger. If you decide to attack, bully, decimate, threaten or blackmail the author for whatever reason, the following text cannot be used as evidence of any sort in the courtroom that will likely follow.
1.Abigail: Sigh.......
2.Alicia: Sigh......
3.Claire: She's one of the few people who have gained my respect beyond basic respect. No idea whether it's because of Chiun Yuan(see 28) or because she could probably kick my ass in a few seconds. But I don't think that will ever happen because she's too nice to do that. RIGHT, Claire?
4.Yu Xian: Sigh......
5.Angel: Seems like a quiet girl. She's actually kind of humourous and kind of opens up once you get to know her. Again, not one to be trifled with, because although she's not allowed to thrust her sword into your chest, she very well might if you piss her off, which should be difficult in the first place.
6.Shirley: Chairperson of 2B. While her efforts are commendable, she's nearly as abysmal as Alicia. Very loud.
7.Kah Kah: She is one weird person. While overall quite a nice person, she has problems changing perspectives. If she gets accustomed to one idea, she cannot understand how something is the same from another perspective. Can be evil at times.
8.Tian Li: Evil. Pure evil. She looks like such a nice and innocent little girl right? WRONG. She loves to poke stuff. I swear if you piss her off enough she will produce a spear and stab you. Can evilly refuse to help you at times, and will resort to poking to make you go away. While her weapon of choice is usually a pen or a satay stick, I wouldn't be surprised to see her conjure a spear out of thin air to impale someone.
9.Jieru: Brutal. Don't piss her off, people. Getting whacked by her is lethal. Can be evil at times, as all 2B people are, but she is a violent......VERY violent person.
10.Tse Yin: Kind of evil. Retarded at times. The following is a short conversation we had once. Her: Eh there's CAP later. Me: I didn't know that, right? Her: Huh, you don't know meh? I just kinda stared at her, then turned away. A short while later.....Her: So are you going or not? Not fun to piss off either. I bet she has the hind legs of a horse. Never really got kicked by her before, don't want to find out. If any of you do get kicked by her, tell me about it.
11.Sarah: Quite a nice person, sufficiently evil for a 2B person. While being rather humourous at times, and has proven to be adept at the english language, she has been known to demonstrate interesting reactions to bugs. If you wanna find out, show her a roach.
12.Wenting: No Comment.
13.Suzanne: No Comment.
14.Huixian: Horny.
15.Vanessa: Sufficiently evil, biased against me(who in 2B isn't? she's just more so), and retarded most of the time. Exceptionally slow at maths. I am inclined to believe her IQ to range from 80 - 110. While kind of nice at times, better to leave her alone, lest you become retarded from the experience. When engaging Vanessa, it's best to put some sort of mental barrier between you and her. The better to preserve your intellect, you see. Shows interesting reactions towards and regarding Samuel Low.
16.Huey Chyi: She DA MAN! She has a very guy attitude towards everything, and I would be proud to acknowledge her as a brother. Not to be trifled with because you should always treat her lethality level as a guy(full fledged one, not like....well. you know...) while respecting her status as a girl.
17.Wei Jie: Behaves like a blithering idiot at times. The good thing is that you always know when he's serious. Can be an asshole at times, and keeps on noticing references to sexual stuff. Leave him alone if you wanna avoid being contaminated.
18.Bryan: Quiet. He seems to be very patronizing towards Yijun(see 24). They always hang out together, away from everyone else, occasionally joined by Yousheng(see 25). I don't know what is going on, would rather not know. Very passive.
19.Huakai: Is fully capable of being a royal asshole. Prince Asshole de Arsehole. Likes to flex his pectorals, and likes to think he has wonderful abs. While physically stronger than almost every guy in 2B, his annoying characteristics make me wanna punch him some....well...most of the time.
20.Jerome: Chairperson of 2B. We are considering whether it was a good idea to vote for him as chairperson. While entering no one in the management diary unless told by the teacher, he is also a fairly competent chairperson. The problem is that he enjoys joining in the ATCHM(Anti Teck Chye Happiness Movement), and is probably a fan of tormenting me. While not as much of a royal asshole as Huakai(see 19) or Junwei(see 31), he can decide to be even more of an asshole than both of them combined if you piss him off enough, or if he suddenly feels like it. Revered as a god among 5 other people.
21.Joshua: Loves to dry hump the guys of 2B. Very horny, and also likes to notice references to sexual stuff, like Weijie(see 17) and William(see 29). Very much a slacker, and his love of sports gets him smelling worse than he needs to. Some of you may recall the incident of Tseng Wei(see 30) spraying the air with deodorant after recess, which was straight after PE.
22.Choon Zuan: Really complicated relationships going on for this guy. No one can really decide whether he likes Jean or Vanessa(see 15) more. We just assume its Jean when he talks to her, and Vanessa whenever a reference comes up. Can be a nice guy most of the time, though sufficiently evil for a 2B person.
23.Yao Zhong: Sigh.......
24. Yijun: Needs to learn to be more independant, as well as develop a higher pain threshold. He also needs to stop learning how to fight from Masked Rider shows. His main form of defense is spraying water at you from his water bottle, or attempting to poke you with a pen. Hates it when he bleeds, and can complain of pain from a small pat on the back.
25. Yousheng: No Comment
26. Bolun: Bolun is probably one of the most unique people in the world. Outrageous things he has done include, but is not limited to, the following list:
-Trying to catch a fly with 2 soup bowls. Upon failing, bigger bowls.
-Swallowing a WHOLE egg.
-Eating half a watermelon for recess
-3 hit combo with rolled up paper, resulting in the victim being retarded for 6 days.
-Take a hit from Huakai(see 19), with rolled up paper, on the back, which resulted in the tearing of his front pocket. Perhaps he channels Qi.
27. Teck Chye: A really awesome guy. He's very kind, generous, helpful, optimistic and humourous. In fact, his awesomeness is so great it cannot be expressed in words. The only person that can compare to him is Chuck Norris.
28. Chiun Yuan: Weird guy. Loves lame jokes, Claire(see 3) and things related to Claire. Will not hesitate to pummel you or squeeze your hand into juice. He's just weird. You have to know him to understand.
29. William: I think he hates life, but tell me if I'm wrong. He's an average guy trying to deal with all the shit life catapults his way. Does a fairly good job of it, and in the process creates some form of humour.
30. Tseng Wei: Those of you who don't know him probably think he is a cold-blooded killer. You are half right. Once you know him he can be funny and occasionally generous, but is quite easily pissed off. Has a weird love his shoes, especially new ones. Don't dirty his shoes if you don't wanna get killed.
31. Junwei: Royal Asshole, currently. He can be very much of an ass, even if you don't piss him off. A.K.A. Ghandick, who everyone knows is in it for the BRRRRRRRST MLK.
That's all folks!
Out of boredom, I have decided to let you people know what I think of the people in 2B
Disclaimer: I am not responsible for any damage done to your physical and mental state of health due to the following, including but not limited to self-esteem and social life. By reading the following text you agree that the author is not to be blamed if you should decide to do anything funny, such as hitting the author in a bout of anger. If you decide to attack, bully, decimate, threaten or blackmail the author for whatever reason, the following text cannot be used as evidence of any sort in the courtroom that will likely follow.
1.Abigail: Sigh.......
2.Alicia: Sigh......
3.Claire: She's one of the few people who have gained my respect beyond basic respect. No idea whether it's because of Chiun Yuan(see 28) or because she could probably kick my ass in a few seconds. But I don't think that will ever happen because she's too nice to do that. RIGHT, Claire?
4.Yu Xian: Sigh......
5.Angel: Seems like a quiet girl. She's actually kind of humourous and kind of opens up once you get to know her. Again, not one to be trifled with, because although she's not allowed to thrust her sword into your chest, she very well might if you piss her off, which should be difficult in the first place.
6.Shirley: Chairperson of 2B. While her efforts are commendable, she's nearly as abysmal as Alicia. Very loud.
7.Kah Kah: She is one weird person. While overall quite a nice person, she has problems changing perspectives. If she gets accustomed to one idea, she cannot understand how something is the same from another perspective. Can be evil at times.
8.Tian Li: Evil. Pure evil. She looks like such a nice and innocent little girl right? WRONG. She loves to poke stuff. I swear if you piss her off enough she will produce a spear and stab you. Can evilly refuse to help you at times, and will resort to poking to make you go away. While her weapon of choice is usually a pen or a satay stick, I wouldn't be surprised to see her conjure a spear out of thin air to impale someone.
9.Jieru: Brutal. Don't piss her off, people. Getting whacked by her is lethal. Can be evil at times, as all 2B people are, but she is a violent......VERY violent person.
10.Tse Yin: Kind of evil. Retarded at times. The following is a short conversation we had once. Her: Eh there's CAP later. Me: I didn't know that, right? Her: Huh, you don't know meh? I just kinda stared at her, then turned away. A short while later.....Her: So are you going or not? Not fun to piss off either. I bet she has the hind legs of a horse. Never really got kicked by her before, don't want to find out. If any of you do get kicked by her, tell me about it.
11.Sarah: Quite a nice person, sufficiently evil for a 2B person. While being rather humourous at times, and has proven to be adept at the english language, she has been known to demonstrate interesting reactions to bugs. If you wanna find out, show her a roach.
12.Wenting: No Comment.
13.Suzanne: No Comment.
14.Huixian: Horny.
15.Vanessa: Sufficiently evil, biased against me(who in 2B isn't? she's just more so), and retarded most of the time. Exceptionally slow at maths. I am inclined to believe her IQ to range from 80 - 110. While kind of nice at times, better to leave her alone, lest you become retarded from the experience. When engaging Vanessa, it's best to put some sort of mental barrier between you and her. The better to preserve your intellect, you see. Shows interesting reactions towards and regarding Samuel Low.
16.Huey Chyi: She DA MAN! She has a very guy attitude towards everything, and I would be proud to acknowledge her as a brother. Not to be trifled with because you should always treat her lethality level as a guy(full fledged one, not like....well. you know...) while respecting her status as a girl.
17.Wei Jie: Behaves like a blithering idiot at times. The good thing is that you always know when he's serious. Can be an asshole at times, and keeps on noticing references to sexual stuff. Leave him alone if you wanna avoid being contaminated.
18.Bryan: Quiet. He seems to be very patronizing towards Yijun(see 24). They always hang out together, away from everyone else, occasionally joined by Yousheng(see 25). I don't know what is going on, would rather not know. Very passive.
19.Huakai: Is fully capable of being a royal asshole. Prince Asshole de Arsehole. Likes to flex his pectorals, and likes to think he has wonderful abs. While physically stronger than almost every guy in 2B, his annoying characteristics make me wanna punch him some....well...most of the time.
20.Jerome: Chairperson of 2B. We are considering whether it was a good idea to vote for him as chairperson. While entering no one in the management diary unless told by the teacher, he is also a fairly competent chairperson. The problem is that he enjoys joining in the ATCHM(Anti Teck Chye Happiness Movement), and is probably a fan of tormenting me. While not as much of a royal asshole as Huakai(see 19) or Junwei(see 31), he can decide to be even more of an asshole than both of them combined if you piss him off enough, or if he suddenly feels like it. Revered as a god among 5 other people.
21.Joshua: Loves to dry hump the guys of 2B. Very horny, and also likes to notice references to sexual stuff, like Weijie(see 17) and William(see 29). Very much a slacker, and his love of sports gets him smelling worse than he needs to. Some of you may recall the incident of Tseng Wei(see 30) spraying the air with deodorant after recess, which was straight after PE.
22.Choon Zuan: Really complicated relationships going on for this guy. No one can really decide whether he likes Jean or Vanessa(see 15) more. We just assume its Jean when he talks to her, and Vanessa whenever a reference comes up. Can be a nice guy most of the time, though sufficiently evil for a 2B person.
23.Yao Zhong: Sigh.......
24. Yijun: Needs to learn to be more independant, as well as develop a higher pain threshold. He also needs to stop learning how to fight from Masked Rider shows. His main form of defense is spraying water at you from his water bottle, or attempting to poke you with a pen. Hates it when he bleeds, and can complain of pain from a small pat on the back.
25. Yousheng: No Comment
26. Bolun: Bolun is probably one of the most unique people in the world. Outrageous things he has done include, but is not limited to, the following list:
-Trying to catch a fly with 2 soup bowls. Upon failing, bigger bowls.
-Swallowing a WHOLE egg.
-Eating half a watermelon for recess
-3 hit combo with rolled up paper, resulting in the victim being retarded for 6 days.
-Take a hit from Huakai(see 19), with rolled up paper, on the back, which resulted in the tearing of his front pocket. Perhaps he channels Qi.
27. Teck Chye: A really awesome guy. He's very kind, generous, helpful, optimistic and humourous. In fact, his awesomeness is so great it cannot be expressed in words. The only person that can compare to him is Chuck Norris.
28. Chiun Yuan: Weird guy. Loves lame jokes, Claire(see 3) and things related to Claire. Will not hesitate to pummel you or squeeze your hand into juice. He's just weird. You have to know him to understand.
29. William: I think he hates life, but tell me if I'm wrong. He's an average guy trying to deal with all the shit life catapults his way. Does a fairly good job of it, and in the process creates some form of humour.
30. Tseng Wei: Those of you who don't know him probably think he is a cold-blooded killer. You are half right. Once you know him he can be funny and occasionally generous, but is quite easily pissed off. Has a weird love his shoes, especially new ones. Don't dirty his shoes if you don't wanna get killed.
31. Junwei: Royal Asshole, currently. He can be very much of an ass, even if you don't piss him off. A.K.A. Ghandick, who everyone knows is in it for the BRRRRRRRST MLK.
That's all folks!
Sunday, August 3, 2008
Channel 8
Welcome to today's highlight. I never actually imagined I would do this.
《我思我想》
刚才发生了一件令我十分难过的事，使我想起了今天的社会。今天的社会真的那么发达吗？身为所谓“高级”动物的我们思想算成熟吗？一个受过教育的成年人说了这句话：“现代社会讲究的是学业”。 这真是如此吗？如果是的话，那我们在立化就没有意义了。立化的特别活动也就没意义了。如果社会只讲究学业的话，我们根本不必来到立化读书了。我们也可以到邻里学校追求学业，结果也会是一样的。亚里士多德，在他活着的时候，认为伦理是一种实行科学。这也就是说，伦理只能靠实行学习，而不只是用头脑理论学习的。在今天的社会里，大家都说他们不重视学者多达其他东西，如社交能力，批判性思维技能等。这样一来，不实行伦理，怎么能在今天的社会得到重视呢？但是，虽然许多人都这么说，多数的人还是非常偏向那些取得优异的成绩的人。在现代社会里，一个没有大学文凭的人很难找到一个我们的社会认为“好”的工作。我们怎么能这么肤浅呢？还有，现代社会里需深层知识的工作都是专业的行业， 只需要人们针对一个小范围，根本不需要我们用到在大学所学的那么多的东西。如果只学习那一小范围，不是更有效吗？
我想到了另外一点。人类真地算团结吗？如果你说是，那人类不就是很喜欢自残吗？你看，世界各地都时常打仗。 如果人类真地团结，与其他人打仗根自残有何不同？如果人类能真正地团结起了，我们就进步得更快。但说道进步，进步真地对人类有益吗？请你看看现代人类。10，000 年前，人类真正的合作。一群原始人，只为了生存，合作胜过了恶劣的环境。现在生存已不是一个很大的问题，我们就应该停止合作， 回到10，000年前吗？新加坡相当安全，但在一些国家，每天都很可能会死。 无论是巨大的猛犸象，还是核弹头，人类每天都有非自然死的机会。我想，也许在发达、进步的过程中，我们变得太自满，太骄傲。人类也变得十分虚伪。当我们不在合作打败共同的敌人是，我们就在自相残杀。这使得我们为了得到好处，向别人撒谎。为什么一个会毫不犹豫帮老太太国界的人会是向其他国家投炸弹的人呢？难道我们生活在一个讽刺的世界里吗？难道伊拉克就没有老太太过街吗？当过街都要冒着一个弹头掉在你头上，世界就真地疯了。
《我思我想》
刚才发生了一件令我十分难过的事，使我想起了今天的社会。今天的社会真的那么发达吗？身为所谓“高级”动物的我们思想算成熟吗？一个受过教育的成年人说了这句话：“现代社会讲究的是学业”。 这真是如此吗？如果是的话，那我们在立化就没有意义了。立化的特别活动也就没意义了。如果社会只讲究学业的话，我们根本不必来到立化读书了。我们也可以到邻里学校追求学业，结果也会是一样的。亚里士多德，在他活着的时候，认为伦理是一种实行科学。这也就是说，伦理只能靠实行学习，而不只是用头脑理论学习的。在今天的社会里，大家都说他们不重视学者多达其他东西，如社交能力，批判性思维技能等。这样一来，不实行伦理，怎么能在今天的社会得到重视呢？但是，虽然许多人都这么说，多数的人还是非常偏向那些取得优异的成绩的人。在现代社会里，一个没有大学文凭的人很难找到一个我们的社会认为“好”的工作。我们怎么能这么肤浅呢？还有，现代社会里需深层知识的工作都是专业的行业， 只需要人们针对一个小范围，根本不需要我们用到在大学所学的那么多的东西。如果只学习那一小范围，不是更有效吗？
我想到了另外一点。人类真地算团结吗？如果你说是，那人类不就是很喜欢自残吗？你看，世界各地都时常打仗。 如果人类真地团结，与其他人打仗根自残有何不同？如果人类能真正地团结起了，我们就进步得更快。但说道进步，进步真地对人类有益吗？请你看看现代人类。10，000 年前，人类真正的合作。一群原始人，只为了生存，合作胜过了恶劣的环境。现在生存已不是一个很大的问题，我们就应该停止合作， 回到10，000年前吗？新加坡相当安全，但在一些国家，每天都很可能会死。 无论是巨大的猛犸象，还是核弹头，人类每天都有非自然死的机会。我想，也许在发达、进步的过程中，我们变得太自满，太骄傲。人类也变得十分虚伪。当我们不在合作打败共同的敌人是，我们就在自相残杀。这使得我们为了得到好处，向别人撒谎。为什么一个会毫不犹豫帮老太太国界的人会是向其他国家投炸弹的人呢？难道我们生活在一个讽刺的世界里吗？难道伊拉克就没有老太太过街吗？当过街都要冒着一个弹头掉在你头上，世界就真地疯了。
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