Today's post will be about a topic close to my heart(I'm still wondering if I have one, but for now we'll just assume I do)
Music. And not that stupid pussy stuff like Simple Plan. They whine alot.
It's like listening to my baby cousin. Actually she sounds better.
Anyway. Metal has not been around for long. 30 or so years. Developed in late 60s and early 70s. People seem to think Metal = lots of screaming. According to sources, Metal developed from THE BLUES. That's right. THE BLUES. So you can't say that it's just crazy people screaming. It's THE BLUES. Blue's rock and psychedelic rock. Some early pioneers were people like Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath and Deep Purple. That means pieces like Stairway to Heaven and the famous Smoke on the Water also counts as Metal. You'll notice that there is NO SCREAMING in either Smoke on the Water or Stairway to Heaven. Oh by the way, you'll notice that they are 6 mins and 8 mins respectively. Anyone knows why songs are a lot shorter nowadays?
Anyway. It's not people destroying drums and pulling out guitar strings either.
Listen to Indestructible by Disturbed. Notice the background riff during the verses. That is one of the most interesting riffs i've heard in a long time(mainly because it sounds funky and took me 1 month++ of listening to the song to notice). And listen to the solos of a few metal songs. I suggest Slipknot for people with good resistance and Disturbed for those who prefer a softer form of Metal(or for those who don't prefer Metal at all). Listen to the riffs and solos. Some of the best guitarwork out there.
Then about drums. Listen to Pull Harder on the Strings of Your Martyr by Trivium.
At least the first 10 seconds. Right there, you hear some good drumming. Listen to the rest of the song and pay attention to the drums. In fact, pay attention to the drums in every song you listen to. Notice the intricacies of the drumwork.
And vocals? Sure, some of them scream and shout, but have you ever looked at the lyrics? Most of them have a meaning to them(most, not all. There are always a few idiots really screaming and shouting for no reason). And the shouting? Come on, it lifts your mood. Gives you energy and rhythym. Headbangers bang heads for a reason. Too much energy is my reason. No idea about the others. Listening to metal makes you wanna jump around and DO stuff. At least for me it does. So give metal a chance. I don't wanna be the only kid in school who listens to metal.
Friday, December 12, 2008
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
NPC
Returned from NPC 2008 yesterday. NPC can stand for:
Non-Player Character
No Plugs Can
Never Play Coy
Noobs Pilfer Conmen
Negros Pwn Canadians
Nigeria Pwns Canada
Netherlands Probably Couldn't
Norway Probably Could
No Peeing, Copernicus
Nab Police Choreographers
Nachos Present Cheese
Nacre Pearls Cry
Nads Please, Cowboy
Naff Playboys Colonize
Nagging Prebupescent Crybabies
Nah, Pisshead Cunt
Nails Penetrate Clooney
Naive President's Chinless
Naked People Cover
Name Pablo Caca
Nanny Powered Culling
Nanobot Pulls Chinups
Nap Productively, Caesar
Napalm Poured Cautiously
Napkins Protect Crotches
Nappies Protect Children
Narcissism Pleases Cats
Narked Producer Caves
Narrator Progenerates Cars
Narrow Pe..People Crowd
Nasal Placenta Calls
Nascent Project Cools
Nasty Prince Commits
Natal Parrots Cleave
National Players Check
Native Plants Correct
Natter Produces Chatter
Natural Ponds Congeal
Nature Produces Corpses
Naughty Parents Control
Nautical Pirates Cry
Naval Position Closed
National Pioneering Competition
However, in this case, it stands for National Patrol Camp.
P.S. I used 7 pages of words beginning with N, but am now too tired to continue.
It lasted 5 days and 4 nights, and it sucked. Our campsite was damn muddy. The people on our right had it worse though. Catholic High won the following:
Gold
Best Patrol
Best Orienteering Team
Best First Aid Team
Best Campsite
Best Camp Cooking
Best Campfire Skit
I'm sure there are more, but you get the point. The point being that we need to burn down Catholic High so that other people can win something. Won't tell you what we guys won. Find out when school starts. Suffice to say, it did not really meet our expectations. There were a total of less than 30 girls out of the 480 participants, and they mostly look like this.
Well, not EXACTLY, but you get the point. Mostly, not all ;)
To quote myself, "I don't even mind getting a (results undisclosed), but I didn't even talk to a girl the whole camp"
Except for that weird girl who giggled when I got annoyed at having to take back the cover of the box that we had to wash so I could wash it again. Who wasn't anything special. Oh well.
Then there was the thing about judges. While most of them were quite okay, like that little old guy and Benjamin(BENNY!), there's always a dick like that guy called Tat Wai to screw up your life. They say that our seniors pissed him off long ago and he still hates RV scouts. Screw that fuckface.
I think fun and comfort clouds my judgement. During the camp I massacred ants and assisted in the demise of 2 earthworms and 2 crickets. Oh well.
Non-Player Character
No Plugs Can
Never Play Coy
Noobs Pilfer Conmen
Negros Pwn Canadians
Nigeria Pwns Canada
Netherlands Probably Couldn't
Norway Probably Could
No Peeing, Copernicus
Nab Police Choreographers
Nachos Present Cheese
Nacre Pearls Cry
Nads Please, Cowboy
Naff Playboys Colonize
Nagging Prebupescent Crybabies
Nah, Pisshead Cunt
Nails Penetrate Clooney
Naive President's Chinless
Naked People Cover
Name Pablo Caca
Nanny Powered Culling
Nanobot Pulls Chinups
Nap Productively, Caesar
Napalm Poured Cautiously
Napkins Protect Crotches
Nappies Protect Children
Narcissism Pleases Cats
Narked Producer Caves
Narrator Progenerates Cars
Narrow Pe..People Crowd
Nasal Placenta Calls
Nascent Project Cools
Nasty Prince Commits
Natal Parrots Cleave
National Players Check
Native Plants Correct
Natter Produces Chatter
Natural Ponds Congeal
Nature Produces Corpses
Naughty Parents Control
Nautical Pirates Cry
Naval Position Closed
National Pioneering Competition
However, in this case, it stands for National Patrol Camp.
P.S. I used 7 pages of words beginning with N, but am now too tired to continue.
It lasted 5 days and 4 nights, and it sucked. Our campsite was damn muddy. The people on our right had it worse though. Catholic High won the following:
Gold
Best Patrol
Best Orienteering Team
Best First Aid Team
Best Campsite
Best Camp Cooking
Best Campfire Skit
I'm sure there are more, but you get the point. The point being that we need to burn down Catholic High so that other people can win something. Won't tell you what we guys won. Find out when school starts. Suffice to say, it did not really meet our expectations. There were a total of less than 30 girls out of the 480 participants, and they mostly look like this.
Well, not EXACTLY, but you get the point. Mostly, not all ;)
To quote myself, "I don't even mind getting a (results undisclosed), but I didn't even talk to a girl the whole camp"
Except for that weird girl who giggled when I got annoyed at having to take back the cover of the box that we had to wash so I could wash it again. Who wasn't anything special. Oh well.
Then there was the thing about judges. While most of them were quite okay, like that little old guy and Benjamin(BENNY!), there's always a dick like that guy called Tat Wai to screw up your life. They say that our seniors pissed him off long ago and he still hates RV scouts. Screw that fuckface.
I think fun and comfort clouds my judgement. During the camp I massacred ants and assisted in the demise of 2 earthworms and 2 crickets. Oh well.
Sunday, November 16, 2008
What I've learnt over the years......
There are many things I have learnt during my time with 2B. Most of it is useless trivia and miscellaneous stuff. Some, however are quite interesting.
1.When the shit hits the fan, the only safe place is directly under the fan.
said by Jerome
This line is quite true. Basically, this means, be the guy who throws the shit, and you'll be safe
2.Just when you think someone has hit rock bottom in intelligence(or lack thereof), they can go lower.
There is always someone worse off.
3.There is no such thing as an indestructible object/person.
A bit of wisdom we have glimpsed from the god of destruction himself.
4.Be ready to learn information about other people that could potentially be used to blackmail them/ have a laugh.
Everyone has secrets. Learn them, and you have power over them.
5.If you shoot something from a rubber band, it is possible for your projectile to veer 90 degrees off course and hit someone directly to the right of your rubber band, causing an impact that will permanently scar them.
Another bit of wisdom, this time contributed by our very own genius in 2B.
6.Who needs Weapons of Mass Destruction? You only need Bolun and Jerome.
Nothing stands in their way.
7.If you're in a relationship with someone, the best way to hide it is to be intimate in public, especially in places where a lot of your friends would see. Have the guy walk the girl home all the time, and deny all everything beyond friendship with the other person. "We're just friends/close friends" is a very good line.
Self-explanatory.
8. 4+2 = 0
4 people + 2 people = nothing.
4 people = TC, JW, HK, and TW.
2 people = Bolun and Jerome.
nothing remains.
9.Oil is for cooking.
For those of you who forget this simple fact.
10. Bolun and Jerome are a teacher's greatest fears.
The only exception is Ms Lai.
11.Abigail eats very fast.
She eats in this manner: (While talking to friends) Pile noodles onto spoon slowly, making sure they are all safely tucked inside the spoon. As someone says something, dump all the noodles back into the bowl while commenting on what has just been said. Repeat a few more times, then finally eat the noodles one small spoonful at a time, while taking forever to chew.
12.Alicia breaks the sound barrier, in the literal sense.
Self-explanatory.
13.Claire is actually very evil.
As are all girls.
14.Yu Xian has very interesting reactions to things
"HUH?!", "OH SHIT!", and "WALAU!"
15.Angel is the worst possible name for the one with that name.
Like 100%. Contradictory, you know?
16.Shirley can achieve many things without doing much.
Self-explanatory.
17.Kah Kah thinks Metal is sounds that can be heard when crossing the road.
Using that logic, this can heard when crossing the road. How the hell did cars get two guitars, one drum set and cool vocals?
18.Tian Li is more dangerous than she appears.
A lot more.
19.Jieru is violent, sadistic and very dangerous.
Guys, stay away.
20.Tse Yin is the chosen of one god.
Stay away from her, lest you incite the wrath of the god.
21.Sarah runs like a duck, and has a very high voice.
Nevertheless.....
22.Wenting is quite hyperactive.
Jumps alot.
23.Suzanne is...I dunno...
24.Huixian is......you all know.
25.no comment.
26.Huey Chyi is cool.
No question about it.
27.Wei Jie can be completely random.
really.
28.Bryan....dunno...
29.Huakai changes girlfriend every 2 months or so.
Give or take 1 month.
30.Jerome fears no man, only one woman.
Yep.
31.Joshua has boobs.
B cup.
32.Choon Zuan lacks good judgement.
Indeed.
33.Yaozhong needs a new haircut, and has to stop spacing out.
yes.
34.Yijun is a bully magnet.
Despite being a bear, he can't fight back.
35.Yousheng can unleash the beast within.
RED CHAKRA!
36.Bolun is no mortal.
He fears no one except his mum. Everyone fears him.
37.TC is more awesome than everyone else.
38.Chiun Yuan has a very strong grip.
Like a badger.
39.William is the source of much laughter.
Mostly through Anne jokes.
40.Tseng Wei isn't actually cold.
Just icy.
41.Junwei smells like seaweed after sweating.
From like 3 meters away.
And, you know...after 2 years....We're finally splitting classes. Most of us anyway.....so...I just wanna say something to all of you....
HAHAHAHAHA....SEEYA SUCKERS!
1.When the shit hits the fan, the only safe place is directly under the fan.
said by Jerome
This line is quite true. Basically, this means, be the guy who throws the shit, and you'll be safe
2.Just when you think someone has hit rock bottom in intelligence(or lack thereof), they can go lower.
There is always someone worse off.
3.There is no such thing as an indestructible object/person.
A bit of wisdom we have glimpsed from the god of destruction himself.
4.Be ready to learn information about other people that could potentially be used to blackmail them/ have a laugh.
Everyone has secrets. Learn them, and you have power over them.
5.If you shoot something from a rubber band, it is possible for your projectile to veer 90 degrees off course and hit someone directly to the right of your rubber band, causing an impact that will permanently scar them.
Another bit of wisdom, this time contributed by our very own genius in 2B.
6.Who needs Weapons of Mass Destruction? You only need Bolun and Jerome.
Nothing stands in their way.
7.If you're in a relationship with someone, the best way to hide it is to be intimate in public, especially in places where a lot of your friends would see. Have the guy walk the girl home all the time, and deny all everything beyond friendship with the other person. "We're just friends/close friends" is a very good line.
Self-explanatory.
8. 4+2 = 0
4 people + 2 people = nothing.
4 people = TC, JW, HK, and TW.
2 people = Bolun and Jerome.
nothing remains.
9.Oil is for cooking.
For those of you who forget this simple fact.
10. Bolun and Jerome are a teacher's greatest fears.
The only exception is Ms Lai.
11.Abigail eats very fast.
She eats in this manner: (While talking to friends) Pile noodles onto spoon slowly, making sure they are all safely tucked inside the spoon. As someone says something, dump all the noodles back into the bowl while commenting on what has just been said. Repeat a few more times, then finally eat the noodles one small spoonful at a time, while taking forever to chew.
12.Alicia breaks the sound barrier, in the literal sense.
Self-explanatory.
13.Claire is actually very evil.
As are all girls.
14.Yu Xian has very interesting reactions to things
"HUH?!", "OH SHIT!", and "WALAU!"
15.Angel is the worst possible name for the one with that name.
Like 100%. Contradictory, you know?
16.Shirley can achieve many things without doing much.
Self-explanatory.
17.Kah Kah thinks Metal is sounds that can be heard when crossing the road.
Using that logic, this can heard when crossing the road. How the hell did cars get two guitars, one drum set and cool vocals?
18.Tian Li is more dangerous than she appears.
A lot more.
19.Jieru is violent, sadistic and very dangerous.
Guys, stay away.
20.Tse Yin is the chosen of one god.
Stay away from her, lest you incite the wrath of the god.
21.Sarah runs like a duck, and has a very high voice.
Nevertheless.....
22.Wenting is quite hyperactive.
Jumps alot.
23.Suzanne is...I dunno...
24.Huixian is......you all know.
25.no comment.
26.Huey Chyi is cool.
No question about it.
27.Wei Jie can be completely random.
really.
28.Bryan....dunno...
29.Huakai changes girlfriend every 2 months or so.
Give or take 1 month.
30.Jerome fears no man, only one woman.
Yep.
31.Joshua has boobs.
B cup.
32.Choon Zuan lacks good judgement.
Indeed.
33.Yaozhong needs a new haircut, and has to stop spacing out.
yes.
34.Yijun is a bully magnet.
Despite being a bear, he can't fight back.
35.Yousheng can unleash the beast within.
RED CHAKRA!
36.Bolun is no mortal.
He fears no one except his mum. Everyone fears him.
37.TC is more awesome than everyone else.
38.Chiun Yuan has a very strong grip.
Like a badger.
39.William is the source of much laughter.
Mostly through Anne jokes.
40.Tseng Wei isn't actually cold.
Just icy.
41.Junwei smells like seaweed after sweating.
From like 3 meters away.
And, you know...after 2 years....We're finally splitting classes. Most of us anyway.....so...I just wanna say something to all of you....
HAHAHAHAHA....SEEYA SUCKERS!
Thursday, November 13, 2008
An in-depth analysis of Twittery
Today's post will be something that I've not done in......well...never.... Anyway.
Twittery is something we have all seen before. "Euux", "Luurbbexz", and "worrx"(that how you spell it?) is rampant among teenage girls (mentally-challenged, sexually deprived beasts) in Singapore (I live in singapura.....what? no i'm not singing....).
Let's analyze some of their most common sentences.....
il0rbbehhhym: TRANSLATION: "I love him" (I don't.)
Well....only one thing can be said about this.....WHAT.THE.....COOKIE.(Yes, contrary to popular belief, this is a family friendly site =D. From now on, all profanities will be replaced with cookie. Why? I like cookies. Mmmmm...Chocolate chip.)
let's break up the word.
"i" "l0rbbe" and "hhhym". while "i" can still be understood (when separated from the rest of the "word") "l0rbbe" is...damn. It's not even a word. it has a NUMBER in it...I mean, if you were to pronounce it, you'd get "Lzerorbbbuh"....COME ON.....
and "hhhym".....3 h's....What, do they have like asthma or something? I HAVE ASTHMA, AND I DON'T TALK LIKE THAT. Pronounced like "huhhhhhhhhhhhhym"?
Next.....painful....."sentence".....
shaeyy sh0 muchiies ab0utt peepuhhx. thiinkk ab0utt urrselffx fiirsttx larrhhs
Translation: Say so much about people. Think about yourself first larh.
Grammatically correct translation: Before criticizing others, first consider your own faults.
Well...this is as cookied up as the previous one.It's not even worth elaborating on...just try pronouncing it as it's spelled, and you get a whole bunch of nonsense. not even worth it.
The following "words" are taken from www.twitionary.blogspot.com. Thank the gods.
peepuhh. contributed by puppiiesG0oqq
Well it's supposed to be spelt people, meaning others. This "word" is seen in the above "sentence".
iiemm. contributed by d3adxd0lliiex (good thing computers have copy and paste.)
It's "I'm". So how this works would probably be like.....double the word, and add a redundant vowel. what the.
stiialllx. contributed by d3adxd0lliiex
Well this is rather understandable (as far as twits go...) as "still". This is just plain weird... I....don't get it....
miiyyes. contributed by d3adxd0lliiex
Ok this one took me 3 seconds to figure out. I thought it was "my", but then I looked at the sentence it was used in, and syntax seems to suggest that it's "me".
ME = 2 letters.
MIIYYES= 7 letters.
How.....how.....how.....what...how.....
criieppiinqx. contributed by d3adxd0lliiex
There is no actual definition for this "word". I couldn't find one, and I'm trying to decide whether it's "Creeping", "Crapping", "Crying" or "Cream Pie"...
sharrpdarrhs. contributed by d3adxd0lliiex
Well the closest would be shut up, as in, shuddup....but...with twits...you never know......
shaeyy. contributed by d3adxd0lliiex
Say la......dammit. See twits bring out the worst in me(well...not the worst, but bad enough) and I start losing control. I have to go smash some cars now.
s3e eUu p3eppuhhx later luhhx.......
Twittery is something we have all seen before. "Euux", "Luurbbexz", and "worrx"(that how you spell it?) is rampant among teenage girls (mentally-challenged, sexually deprived beasts) in Singapore (I live in singapura.....what? no i'm not singing....).
Let's analyze some of their most common sentences.....
il0rbbehhhym: TRANSLATION: "I love him" (I don't.)
Well....only one thing can be said about this.....WHAT.THE.....COOKIE.(Yes, contrary to popular belief, this is a family friendly site =D. From now on, all profanities will be replaced with cookie. Why? I like cookies. Mmmmm...Chocolate chip.)
let's break up the word.
"i" "l0rbbe" and "hhhym". while "i" can still be understood (when separated from the rest of the "word") "l0rbbe" is...damn. It's not even a word. it has a NUMBER in it...I mean, if you were to pronounce it, you'd get "Lzerorbbbuh"....COME ON.....
and "hhhym".....3 h's....What, do they have like asthma or something? I HAVE ASTHMA, AND I DON'T TALK LIKE THAT. Pronounced like "huhhhhhhhhhhhhym"?
Next.....painful....."sentence".....
shaeyy sh0 muchiies ab0utt peepuhhx. thiinkk ab0utt urrselffx fiirsttx larrhhs
Translation: Say so much about people. Think about yourself first larh.
Grammatically correct translation: Before criticizing others, first consider your own faults.
Well...this is as cookied up as the previous one.It's not even worth elaborating on...just try pronouncing it as it's spelled, and you get a whole bunch of nonsense. not even worth it.
The following "words" are taken from www.twitionary.blogspot.com. Thank the gods.
peepuhh. contributed by puppiiesG0oqq
Well it's supposed to be spelt people, meaning others. This "word" is seen in the above "sentence".
iiemm. contributed by d3adxd0lliiex (good thing computers have copy and paste.)
It's "I'm". So how this works would probably be like.....double the word, and add a redundant vowel. what the.
stiialllx. contributed by d3adxd0lliiex
Well this is rather understandable (as far as twits go...) as "still". This is just plain weird... I....don't get it....
miiyyes. contributed by d3adxd0lliiex
Ok this one took me 3 seconds to figure out. I thought it was "my", but then I looked at the sentence it was used in, and syntax seems to suggest that it's "me".
ME = 2 letters.
MIIYYES= 7 letters.
How.....how.....how.....what...how.....
criieppiinqx. contributed by d3adxd0lliiex
There is no actual definition for this "word". I couldn't find one, and I'm trying to decide whether it's "Creeping", "Crapping", "Crying" or "Cream Pie"...
sharrpdarrhs. contributed by d3adxd0lliiex
Well the closest would be shut up, as in, shuddup....but...with twits...you never know......
shaeyy. contributed by d3adxd0lliiex
Say la......dammit. See twits bring out the worst in me(well...not the worst, but bad enough) and I start losing control. I have to go smash some cars now.
s3e eUu p3eppuhhx later luhhx.......
Friday, October 31, 2008
Fine.....
Nothing to update.
Out of sheer boredom.....
I'll do a lame quiz....
That I for some reason was tagged.....
JVB wouldn't work out well.
1.The person who tagged you is?
The most intelligent person in the world.
2.Your relationship with him/her?
Hate
3.Your 5 impressions of her.
Retarded
Fat
Retarded
Fat
Fat
4.The most memorable thing he/she has done for you?
Increase my IQ
5.The most memorable thing she had said to you?
Nothing.
6.If he/she becomes your lover, the thing he/she has to improveon would be?
Iq, personality, and looks. Summary: Everything.
7.If she becomes your enemy?
Already is
8.What is it you want to tell her now?
Get smarter. Go for liposuction.
9. Your overall impression of her is?
Retarded
10.How do you think people around you will feel around you?
Good.
11.The characters you love yourself are?
Characters?
12.On the contrary, the characters you hate yourself are?
What?
13.The most ideal person you want to be is?
Nero. He has a badass sword and a cool right arm.
14.For the people that care and love you, say something to them.
...................
15.Pass this quiz to 10 people that you wish to know how they feel about you.
In random order:
1)Claire
2)Huixian
3)Mr Chua
4)Mrs Look
5)Linkin Pig
6)Junwei
7,8,9,10)Readers
16. Who is no.6 having a relationship with?
*coughs*children*coughs*
17.Is no.9 a male or female?
the readers are mostly female.
18.If no.7 and 10 are together, would it be a good thing?
some of them are.
19.What is no.2 studying about?
Biology.
20.When was the last time you had a chat with no.3?
When I didn't tuck in my shirt
21.What kind of music band does no.8 like?
They probably like annoying chinese love songs, japanese music and english soft rock.
22.Does no.1 has any siblings?
I dunno.
23.Will you woo no.3?
No.
24.How about 7?
Some.
25.Is no. 4 single?
Interestingly, no.
26.What is the surname of no.5?
Lin
27.What is a hobby of no. 10?
Reading this blog
28.Does no.5 and 9 get on well?
I guess....None of them have been fried yet.
29.Where is no. 2 studying at?
Human Organization of Researching New Yolks
30.Talk about something for no. 1
Can't.
31.Have you tried developing feelings for no.8?
Are you ready? No, readers, I've never tried developing feelings for you guys.
32.Where does no. 9 live at?
Singahpor.
33.What color does no. 4 like?
Pain.
34.Are no. 1 and 5 best friends?
Yah.
35.Does no. 1 has any pets?
Yes, it's a tame CY.
36.Is no.7 the sexiest person in the world?
No.
37.What is no.10 doing now?
Reading this.
Are you ready for the Blockbuster film of the year?
You've seen the movies Jerome, Jerome 2 and Jerome: Resurrection
You've seen the movies Bolun, Bolun 2 and Bolun: Concrete Balloon
Now, watch as these two gods come together in a never-before-seen epic:
J V B!
e s o
r l
o u
m n
e
Jerome: The supergod who controls everything and desires nothing!
Bolun: The god of destruction, destroying ALL in his path!
Who will triumph?!
Who shall be victorious?!
Watch to find out!
Coming soon to a cinema near you!
Out of sheer boredom.....
I'll do a lame quiz....
That I for some reason was tagged.....
JVB wouldn't work out well.
1.The person who tagged you is?
The most intelligent person in the world.
2.Your relationship with him/her?
Hate
3.Your 5 impressions of her.
Retarded
Fat
Retarded
Fat
Fat
4.The most memorable thing he/she has done for you?
Increase my IQ
5.The most memorable thing she had said to you?
Nothing.
6.If he/she becomes your lover, the thing he/she has to improveon would be?
Iq, personality, and looks. Summary: Everything.
7.If she becomes your enemy?
Already is
8.What is it you want to tell her now?
Get smarter. Go for liposuction.
9. Your overall impression of her is?
Retarded
10.How do you think people around you will feel around you?
Good.
11.The characters you love yourself are?
Characters?
12.On the contrary, the characters you hate yourself are?
What?
13.The most ideal person you want to be is?
Nero. He has a badass sword and a cool right arm.
14.For the people that care and love you, say something to them.
...................
15.Pass this quiz to 10 people that you wish to know how they feel about you.
In random order:
1)Claire
2)Huixian
3)Mr Chua
4)Mrs Look
5)Linkin Pig
6)Junwei
7,8,9,10)Readers
16. Who is no.6 having a relationship with?
*coughs*children*coughs*
17.Is no.9 a male or female?
the readers are mostly female.
18.If no.7 and 10 are together, would it be a good thing?
some of them are.
19.What is no.2 studying about?
Biology.
20.When was the last time you had a chat with no.3?
When I didn't tuck in my shirt
21.What kind of music band does no.8 like?
They probably like annoying chinese love songs, japanese music and english soft rock.
22.Does no.1 has any siblings?
I dunno.
23.Will you woo no.3?
No.
24.How about 7?
Some.
25.Is no. 4 single?
Interestingly, no.
26.What is the surname of no.5?
Lin
27.What is a hobby of no. 10?
Reading this blog
28.Does no.5 and 9 get on well?
I guess....None of them have been fried yet.
29.Where is no. 2 studying at?
Human Organization of Researching New Yolks
30.Talk about something for no. 1
Can't.
31.Have you tried developing feelings for no.8?
Are you ready? No, readers, I've never tried developing feelings for you guys.
32.Where does no. 9 live at?
Singahpor.
33.What color does no. 4 like?
Pain.
34.Are no. 1 and 5 best friends?
Yah.
35.Does no. 1 has any pets?
Yes, it's a tame CY.
36.Is no.7 the sexiest person in the world?
No.
37.What is no.10 doing now?
Reading this.
Are you ready for the Blockbuster film of the year?
You've seen the movies Jerome, Jerome 2 and Jerome: Resurrection
You've seen the movies Bolun, Bolun 2 and Bolun: Concrete Balloon
Now, watch as these two gods come together in a never-before-seen epic:
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Jerome: The supergod who controls everything and desires nothing!
Bolun: The god of destruction, destroying ALL in his path!
Who will triumph?!
Who shall be victorious?!
Watch to find out!
Coming soon to a cinema near you!
Monday, October 6, 2008
Everyone must recognize the hero in us. In every human being....well...in MOST human beings, is a hero. That's why DaSilvaMonkay has taken the trouble to turn people into DotA heroes!
First of, we have the almighty Bolun.
Liu Bolun the lvl 25 Bolun.
Starting Stats:
STR 50
AGI:50
INT:50
Egg Aura: Nearby enemies take damage every second in the presence of Bolun's egg shell aura.
Lvl 1: 50 damage
Lvl 2: 100 damage
Lvl 3: 150 damage
Lvl 4: 200 damage
Anger: Bolun is fueled by a powerful rage, granting extra STR and AGI.
Lvl 1: 25 STR and AGI
Lvl 2: 35 STR and AGI
Lvl 3: 45 STR and AGI
Lvl 4: 50 STR and AGI
Irritance: Bolun has every trick in the world to irritate people. As a result, he gains the ability to passively irritate enemies around him.
Lvl 1: Enemies minus 20 to all stats.
Lvl 2: Enemies minus 20 to all stats, and cannot attack.
Lvl 3: Enemies minus 20 to all stats, cannot attack, and will try to keep outside 500 range of Bolun.
Lvl 4: Enemies minus 20 to all stats, cannot attack, and will try to keep outside 500 range of Bolun, unless their health is below 500, in which case they will attack Bolun.
Ulti: Bolun's Might(passive)
Lvl 1: Bolun is invulnerable to magic.
Lvl 2: Bolun is invulnerable to magic and has infinite mana
Lvl 3: Bolun is invulnerable to magic, has infinite mana, gains 50 to all stats, and +300 damage.
Lvl 4: Bolun is completely invulnerable, has infinite mana, gains 50 to all stats and +300 damage
Now, for the next one, he who has so far proven Bolun's equal.....
Jerome the lvl 25 Class Chairperson.
Starting Stats:
STR: 50
AGI: 50
INT: 50
Corrosive: Jerome is extremely venomous, causing his saliva and skin to be corrosive.
Lvl 1: Adds +20 to attack, slow poison, and all enemies in melee range of Jerome take 50 damage every second.
Lvl 2: Adds +30 to attack, slow poison, and all enemies in melee range of Jerome take 75 damage every second.
Lvl 3: Adds +40 to attack, slow poison, and all enemies in melee range of Jerome take 100 damage every second.
Lvl 4: Adds +50 to attack, slow poison, and all enemies in melee range of Jerome take 150 damage every second.
Persuade: Jerome has never lost an argument, except to Bolun. He can therefore convert waves of creep to his side of the battle. This has a 70% chance of failing in Bolun's presence.
Lvl 1: Converts 5 creeps, and enemy heroes cannot attack for 30 seconds.
Lvl 2: Converts 10 creeps, and enemy heroes cannot attack for 30 seconds.
Lvl 3: Converts 15 creeps, and enemy heroes cannot attack for 30 seconds.
Lvl 4: Converts 20 creeps, and enemy heroes cannot attack for 30 seconds.
Sprint: Jerome can sprint continuously without tiring.
Lvl 1: +200 to movement speed permanently
Lvl 2: +300 to movement speed permanently
Lvl 3: +400 to movement speed permanently
Lvl 4: +500 to movement speed permanently
Ulti: Jerome's Might(passive)
Lvl 1: Jerome is invulnerable to magic.
Lvl 2: Jerome is invulnerable to magic and has infinite mana
Lvl 3: Jerome is invulnerable to magic, has infinite mana and gains 45 to all stats.
Lvl 4: Jerome is invulnerable to magic, has infinite mana, gains 45 to all stats and gains +200 damage.
Now, the one we all adore in view of his fantastic vocals........
Tseng Wei the lvl 25 Silent One.
Starting Stats:
STR: 40
AGI: 40
INT: 40
Tseng Wei Aura: Tseng Wei's silence pervades the air around him, forcing others to take notice.
Lvl 1, 2, 3, 4: Enemy creeps run away in fear upon seeing Tseng Wei
Sing: Tseng Wei's amazing vocals inspire his allies and damage his enemies.
Lvl 1: All positive buffs on allies, all negative buffs on enemies, + 50 damage to enemies.
Lvl 2: All positive buffs on allies, all negative buffs on enemies, + 75 damage to enemies.
Lvl 3: All positive buffs on allies, all negative buffs on enemies, + 150 damage to enemies.
Lvl 4: All positive buffs on allies, all negative buffs on enemies, + 350 damage to enemies.
Ruthless: Tseng Wei is ruthless and sadistic, gaining an increase to STR everytime he kills an enemy.
Lvl 1: 1 STR per enemy
Lvl 2: 2 STR per enemy
Lvl 3: 3 STR per enemy
Lvl 4: 4 STR per enemy
Ulti: The Silent One's Might(passive)
Lvl 1: Stuns all enemies that attack him for 5 seconds.
Lvl 2: Stuns all enemies that attack him for 5 seconds and returns 90% of the damage.
Lvl 3: Stuns all enemies that attack him for 5 seconds, returns 90% of the damage to each enemy in melee range separately.
Lvl 4: Stuns all enemies that attack him for 5 seconds, returns 90% of the damage to each enemy in melee range separately, and constantly damages all enemies in a 500 range for 200 every second.
Now, our asshole of the year.....
Huakai the lvl 25 Asshole
Starting Stats:
STR: 75
AGI: 50
INT: 50
Punch: Huakai punches his enemy hard, dealing massive amounts of damage.
Lvl 1: 250 damage
Lvl 2: 450 damage
Lvl 3: 750 damage
Lvl 4: 1000 damage
Trip: Huakai trips his enemy.
Lvl 1: 15 second stun
Lvl 2: 20 second stun
Lvl 3: 25 second stun
Lvl 4: 30 second stun
Joke: Huakai tells a lame joke, causing all units in the area to be stunned.
Lvl 1: 40 second stun
Lvl 2: 45 second stun
Lvl 3: 50 second stun
Lvl 4: 60 second stun.
Ulti: Power of the Asshole(passive)
Lvl 1: Huakai gains +50 STR
Lvl 2: Huakai gains +50 STR, and is invulnerable to physical attacks.
Lvl 3: Huakai gains +50 STR, is invulnerable to physical attacks and causes all enemies in the area to lose 15 armour permanently.
Lvl 4: Huakai gains +50 STR, is invulnerable to physical attacks, causes all enemies in the area to lose 15 armour permanently, and has infinite mana.
First of, we have the almighty Bolun.
Liu Bolun the lvl 25 Bolun.
Starting Stats:
STR 50
AGI:50
INT:50
Egg Aura: Nearby enemies take damage every second in the presence of Bolun's egg shell aura.
Lvl 1: 50 damage
Lvl 2: 100 damage
Lvl 3: 150 damage
Lvl 4: 200 damage
Anger: Bolun is fueled by a powerful rage, granting extra STR and AGI.
Lvl 1: 25 STR and AGI
Lvl 2: 35 STR and AGI
Lvl 3: 45 STR and AGI
Lvl 4: 50 STR and AGI
Irritance: Bolun has every trick in the world to irritate people. As a result, he gains the ability to passively irritate enemies around him.
Lvl 1: Enemies minus 20 to all stats.
Lvl 2: Enemies minus 20 to all stats, and cannot attack.
Lvl 3: Enemies minus 20 to all stats, cannot attack, and will try to keep outside 500 range of Bolun.
Lvl 4: Enemies minus 20 to all stats, cannot attack, and will try to keep outside 500 range of Bolun, unless their health is below 500, in which case they will attack Bolun.
Ulti: Bolun's Might(passive)
Lvl 1: Bolun is invulnerable to magic.
Lvl 2: Bolun is invulnerable to magic and has infinite mana
Lvl 3: Bolun is invulnerable to magic, has infinite mana, gains 50 to all stats, and +300 damage.
Lvl 4: Bolun is completely invulnerable, has infinite mana, gains 50 to all stats and +300 damage
Now, for the next one, he who has so far proven Bolun's equal.....
Jerome the lvl 25 Class Chairperson.
Starting Stats:
STR: 50
AGI: 50
INT: 50
Corrosive: Jerome is extremely venomous, causing his saliva and skin to be corrosive.
Lvl 1: Adds +20 to attack, slow poison, and all enemies in melee range of Jerome take 50 damage every second.
Lvl 2: Adds +30 to attack, slow poison, and all enemies in melee range of Jerome take 75 damage every second.
Lvl 3: Adds +40 to attack, slow poison, and all enemies in melee range of Jerome take 100 damage every second.
Lvl 4: Adds +50 to attack, slow poison, and all enemies in melee range of Jerome take 150 damage every second.
Persuade: Jerome has never lost an argument, except to Bolun. He can therefore convert waves of creep to his side of the battle. This has a 70% chance of failing in Bolun's presence.
Lvl 1: Converts 5 creeps, and enemy heroes cannot attack for 30 seconds.
Lvl 2: Converts 10 creeps, and enemy heroes cannot attack for 30 seconds.
Lvl 3: Converts 15 creeps, and enemy heroes cannot attack for 30 seconds.
Lvl 4: Converts 20 creeps, and enemy heroes cannot attack for 30 seconds.
Sprint: Jerome can sprint continuously without tiring.
Lvl 1: +200 to movement speed permanently
Lvl 2: +300 to movement speed permanently
Lvl 3: +400 to movement speed permanently
Lvl 4: +500 to movement speed permanently
Ulti: Jerome's Might(passive)
Lvl 1: Jerome is invulnerable to magic.
Lvl 2: Jerome is invulnerable to magic and has infinite mana
Lvl 3: Jerome is invulnerable to magic, has infinite mana and gains 45 to all stats.
Lvl 4: Jerome is invulnerable to magic, has infinite mana, gains 45 to all stats and gains +200 damage.
Now, the one we all adore in view of his fantastic vocals........
Tseng Wei the lvl 25 Silent One.
Starting Stats:
STR: 40
AGI: 40
INT: 40
Tseng Wei Aura: Tseng Wei's silence pervades the air around him, forcing others to take notice.
Lvl 1, 2, 3, 4: Enemy creeps run away in fear upon seeing Tseng Wei
Sing: Tseng Wei's amazing vocals inspire his allies and damage his enemies.
Lvl 1: All positive buffs on allies, all negative buffs on enemies, + 50 damage to enemies.
Lvl 2: All positive buffs on allies, all negative buffs on enemies, + 75 damage to enemies.
Lvl 3: All positive buffs on allies, all negative buffs on enemies, + 150 damage to enemies.
Lvl 4: All positive buffs on allies, all negative buffs on enemies, + 350 damage to enemies.
Ruthless: Tseng Wei is ruthless and sadistic, gaining an increase to STR everytime he kills an enemy.
Lvl 1: 1 STR per enemy
Lvl 2: 2 STR per enemy
Lvl 3: 3 STR per enemy
Lvl 4: 4 STR per enemy
Ulti: The Silent One's Might(passive)
Lvl 1: Stuns all enemies that attack him for 5 seconds.
Lvl 2: Stuns all enemies that attack him for 5 seconds and returns 90% of the damage.
Lvl 3: Stuns all enemies that attack him for 5 seconds, returns 90% of the damage to each enemy in melee range separately.
Lvl 4: Stuns all enemies that attack him for 5 seconds, returns 90% of the damage to each enemy in melee range separately, and constantly damages all enemies in a 500 range for 200 every second.
Now, our asshole of the year.....
Huakai the lvl 25 Asshole
Starting Stats:
STR: 75
AGI: 50
INT: 50
Punch: Huakai punches his enemy hard, dealing massive amounts of damage.
Lvl 1: 250 damage
Lvl 2: 450 damage
Lvl 3: 750 damage
Lvl 4: 1000 damage
Trip: Huakai trips his enemy.
Lvl 1: 15 second stun
Lvl 2: 20 second stun
Lvl 3: 25 second stun
Lvl 4: 30 second stun
Joke: Huakai tells a lame joke, causing all units in the area to be stunned.
Lvl 1: 40 second stun
Lvl 2: 45 second stun
Lvl 3: 50 second stun
Lvl 4: 60 second stun.
Ulti: Power of the Asshole(passive)
Lvl 1: Huakai gains +50 STR
Lvl 2: Huakai gains +50 STR, and is invulnerable to physical attacks.
Lvl 3: Huakai gains +50 STR, is invulnerable to physical attacks and causes all enemies in the area to lose 15 armour permanently.
Lvl 4: Huakai gains +50 STR, is invulnerable to physical attacks, causes all enemies in the area to lose 15 armour permanently, and has infinite mana.
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Well.....
I recently realized something. Once, I was asked, "Do you have a diary?" I said, "No." Now I realize that this blog has become something of a diary. I think here, and I throw my feelings here. Anyway.
Here is a question that I asked some intelligent people, and I would now like to pose it to you guys to see if the responses would be the same.
Let us assume that complete transparency is physically possible. Also assume that light reaches every corner of the universe. If everything is infinitely transparent, and we looked, what would we see? To help understand the question, when we look through a transparent surface, we see what's behind it. In this sense, what is "behind" the universe?
This is rather an interesting question, for one must assume that the universe is not everything. If the universe is not everything then, what lies beyond? Is it an abyss then? One guy mentioned that this question refers to the Physical Plane. Perhaps then, what lies beyond that universe is the Mental or Spiritual Plane? For surely, sight is pointless in these planes. Would we even "see" anything in these planes? Although the universe may seem large, this is but one of the many planes of existence, the physical plane. Therefore, looking into universe is but a small portion of the infinity of existence. What would be in the other planes? The physical plane is experienced through our 5 senses. Naturally this must mean that the Mental Plane is experienced by our mind, and the Spiritual Plane is experienced through our spirit. Experiencing something through our mind, as we know it, is thinking. However, all our thinking is based on our perception. For example, one can think of running. This, then, is based on our perception. What the person sees when he imagines himself running, what he feels, what he smells. Even when thinking verbally, such as in writing an essay, or solving a maths problem, this is based on our sight of words that we have imprinted into our memory.
Thinking then, cannot be the mental plane of existence. So what is? And finally, what is the spiritual plane of existence? How does one experience through the spirit? The spirit's experiences cannot be emotions, for these come from thinking and the physical body. Does the spirit experience at all?
Those are a heck lot of questions for 1 post. Answer them.
Here is a question that I asked some intelligent people, and I would now like to pose it to you guys to see if the responses would be the same.
Let us assume that complete transparency is physically possible. Also assume that light reaches every corner of the universe. If everything is infinitely transparent, and we looked, what would we see? To help understand the question, when we look through a transparent surface, we see what's behind it. In this sense, what is "behind" the universe?
This is rather an interesting question, for one must assume that the universe is not everything. If the universe is not everything then, what lies beyond? Is it an abyss then? One guy mentioned that this question refers to the Physical Plane. Perhaps then, what lies beyond that universe is the Mental or Spiritual Plane? For surely, sight is pointless in these planes. Would we even "see" anything in these planes? Although the universe may seem large, this is but one of the many planes of existence, the physical plane. Therefore, looking into universe is but a small portion of the infinity of existence. What would be in the other planes? The physical plane is experienced through our 5 senses. Naturally this must mean that the Mental Plane is experienced by our mind, and the Spiritual Plane is experienced through our spirit. Experiencing something through our mind, as we know it, is thinking. However, all our thinking is based on our perception. For example, one can think of running. This, then, is based on our perception. What the person sees when he imagines himself running, what he feels, what he smells. Even when thinking verbally, such as in writing an essay, or solving a maths problem, this is based on our sight of words that we have imprinted into our memory.
Thinking then, cannot be the mental plane of existence. So what is? And finally, what is the spiritual plane of existence? How does one experience through the spirit? The spirit's experiences cannot be emotions, for these come from thinking and the physical body. Does the spirit experience at all?
Those are a heck lot of questions for 1 post. Answer them.
Thursday, September 4, 2008
Hunger.....
Extremely hungry now. Time is 8.09pm and the last thing i ate was two packets of maggi mee around 11.00am.......Trying to occupy myself so I don't think about the hunger. Movie is loading really slowly. Hunger isn't always a bad thing...To quote from Gryllus the Pig, "Hunger is a really good thing if you know it's about to be satisfied." Oh great we're going for dinner now. YESSSSSSSSSSSS
Monday, September 1, 2008
Elephants = IMBA
Today I had a lot of interesting battles. Among them......54 elephants against an army of more than a thousand....
In the picture, it shows 4 troops of elephants. 3 men ride one elephant. The numbers show the men, not the elephants. add the numbers together, divide by 3, 54 elephants. The following chronicles the fight...........
The captain looked to the front. The forest spread out like a sheet over the land, and, as he knew, over the enemy. Scouts had reported a force of about a thousand before he had gone into battle. His men were worried, naturally. 170 men against a thousand? It was pure madness. Or was it?
African elephants were well-known animals of war in the parts they fought in. Each elephant had 3 men, one handler and 2 archers. Elephants were notoriously hard to kill. Whereas the average horse only took 3-4 arrows to kill, the elephant took nearly a hundred. Sharp swords and spears had difficulty piercing the thick hide of the elephant, and few men were brave enough to stand against a charging elephant, weighing at least a tonne, and brandishing 2 long, sharpened tusks. They were the perfect war animal.
The captain only saw 300 men, which meant that about 700 of them were hiding in the forest. Nevertheless, he would mow them down. He had already decided on his course of action. First, he would shoot them until he ran out of arrows, or until they charged. Then, his elephants charged. Simple, but effective. He was to continue on his way after the battle, as the king would not tolerate any delays. He gave the signal to advance, and the elephants moved forward in a huge grey line.
The enemy shifted about in the forest, and he marked their positions in his mind. As he drew within range, he ordered his men to fire upon the spots he had seen enemy in. His men only saw empty space, but fired anyway. The wisdom of his actions came to light as enemy soldiers were revealed upon dying from the numerous arrows.
After only a few minutes of tolerating arrows, the enemy started to advance, the general, a coward as always, hiding behind his battle line. The captain waited for the right moment-----timing was of the essence. Too soon, and his elephants would tire, and the enemy would be able to brace themselves, causing the elephants to lose some of their scariness. Too late, and his elephants would have no momentum upon which to crush the enemy line. His men shifted uneasily as the enemy got closer. The elephants did not. He waited silently. 200 meters. His men looked at him. 150 meters. The elephants trumpeted loudly. 100 meters. The enemy started to sprint. 50 meters. He charged.
As he advanced into battle with his men, the elephants tossing the enemy around like rag dolls, he noted with delight that the enemy were shaking in their boots. The battle was over in minutes. None of his elephants had died, only a few archers. The entire enemy army was dead, save for the few with the wit to run away. Now, to be on his way......
In the picture, it shows 4 troops of elephants. 3 men ride one elephant. The numbers show the men, not the elephants. add the numbers together, divide by 3, 54 elephants. The following chronicles the fight...........
The captain looked to the front. The forest spread out like a sheet over the land, and, as he knew, over the enemy. Scouts had reported a force of about a thousand before he had gone into battle. His men were worried, naturally. 170 men against a thousand? It was pure madness. Or was it?
African elephants were well-known animals of war in the parts they fought in. Each elephant had 3 men, one handler and 2 archers. Elephants were notoriously hard to kill. Whereas the average horse only took 3-4 arrows to kill, the elephant took nearly a hundred. Sharp swords and spears had difficulty piercing the thick hide of the elephant, and few men were brave enough to stand against a charging elephant, weighing at least a tonne, and brandishing 2 long, sharpened tusks. They were the perfect war animal.
The captain only saw 300 men, which meant that about 700 of them were hiding in the forest. Nevertheless, he would mow them down. He had already decided on his course of action. First, he would shoot them until he ran out of arrows, or until they charged. Then, his elephants charged. Simple, but effective. He was to continue on his way after the battle, as the king would not tolerate any delays. He gave the signal to advance, and the elephants moved forward in a huge grey line.
The enemy shifted about in the forest, and he marked their positions in his mind. As he drew within range, he ordered his men to fire upon the spots he had seen enemy in. His men only saw empty space, but fired anyway. The wisdom of his actions came to light as enemy soldiers were revealed upon dying from the numerous arrows.
After only a few minutes of tolerating arrows, the enemy started to advance, the general, a coward as always, hiding behind his battle line. The captain waited for the right moment-----timing was of the essence. Too soon, and his elephants would tire, and the enemy would be able to brace themselves, causing the elephants to lose some of their scariness. Too late, and his elephants would have no momentum upon which to crush the enemy line. His men shifted uneasily as the enemy got closer. The elephants did not. He waited silently. 200 meters. His men looked at him. 150 meters. The elephants trumpeted loudly. 100 meters. The enemy started to sprint. 50 meters. He charged.
As he advanced into battle with his men, the elephants tossing the enemy around like rag dolls, he noted with delight that the enemy were shaking in their boots. The battle was over in minutes. None of his elephants had died, only a few archers. The entire enemy army was dead, save for the few with the wit to run away. Now, to be on his way......
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
You....................tube. sucks.
Youtube is officially on my top 10 hate list. The stupid 10 minute upload limit is doing nothing but hindering users from uploading their works. They said that it's supposed to reduce copyrighted material from being uploaded. NOT HELPING. I've watched 3-4 FULL movies on youtube. The users simply upload the video in parts. And for people whose videos are 11 minutes, it's just a pain in the ass. Therefore, I call out to all my readers to sign this petition so that more users can upload their masterpieces, and so that bolun will finally see that I managed to win though outnumbered by 400. Nevermind. Just sign the damn petition.
Anyway, William once requested that I post a HowTo guide on.......the one and only......LIU. BO. LUN. *cue dramatic music*
Anyway, here it is
HowTo be Bolun.
1.The hair. You MUST shave your head. Hair MUST be shorter than 3cm.
2.Be brutal and violent.
3.Argue incessantly.
4.You are always correct, because you are bolun, and what bolun says is always right.
5.Don't hesitate to argue ridiculous points, such as, "Silver is not the colour of silver", and "Wanton isn't a dumpling". Note: They are correct, being said by the master himself.
Following those steps, you will soon become the ultimate Bolun Machine. GLORIA BOLUNUS!
Anyway. I ask again that you SIGN THE DAMN PETITION, otherwise the greatness of youtubers will never be revealed!
Nothing much for today....just bored. Ooh ee, ooh ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang.......lol. May I direct your attention to this picture for a moment....See it, then return here. Go on, I'll wait.
lol. 3.....2....1....AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.....
Anyway, William once requested that I post a HowTo guide on.......the one and only......LIU. BO. LUN. *cue dramatic music*
Anyway, here it is
HowTo be Bolun.
1.The hair. You MUST shave your head. Hair MUST be shorter than 3cm.
2.Be brutal and violent.
3.Argue incessantly.
4.You are always correct, because you are bolun, and what bolun says is always right.
5.Don't hesitate to argue ridiculous points, such as, "Silver is not the colour of silver", and "Wanton isn't a dumpling". Note: They are correct, being said by the master himself.
Following those steps, you will soon become the ultimate Bolun Machine. GLORIA BOLUNUS!
Anyway. I ask again that you SIGN THE DAMN PETITION, otherwise the greatness of youtubers will never be revealed!
Nothing much for today....just bored. Ooh ee, ooh ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang.......lol. May I direct your attention to this picture for a moment....See it, then return here. Go on, I'll wait.
lol. 3.....2....1....AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.....
Saturday, August 23, 2008
Hmmmmmm......Eh?
Today while coming home, I saw a bus with an interesting message on it. It was a safety message. As I stared at it, wondering what was it that was wrong with it, I got it. It read, "CHILD SEATS SAVE LITTLE LIVES." THAT'S what's wrong with it.....How come the advertising dept. for the SPF couldn't think of a more suitable synonym for little....Young, Baby, Kid, even Child, would all be better than LITTLE.
Out of boredom, I have decided to let you people know what I think of the people in 2B
Disclaimer: I am not responsible for any damage done to your physical and mental state of health due to the following, including but not limited to self-esteem and social life. By reading the following text you agree that the author is not to be blamed if you should decide to do anything funny, such as hitting the author in a bout of anger. If you decide to attack, bully, decimate, threaten or blackmail the author for whatever reason, the following text cannot be used as evidence of any sort in the courtroom that will likely follow.
1.Abigail: Sigh.......
2.Alicia: Sigh......
3.Claire: She's one of the few people who have gained my respect beyond basic respect. No idea whether it's because of Chiun Yuan(see 28) or because she could probably kick my ass in a few seconds. But I don't think that will ever happen because she's too nice to do that. RIGHT, Claire?
4.Yu Xian: Sigh......
5.Angel: Seems like a quiet girl. She's actually kind of humourous and kind of opens up once you get to know her. Again, not one to be trifled with, because although she's not allowed to thrust her sword into your chest, she very well might if you piss her off, which should be difficult in the first place.
6.Shirley: Chairperson of 2B. While her efforts are commendable, she's nearly as abysmal as Alicia. Very loud.
7.Kah Kah: She is one weird person. While overall quite a nice person, she has problems changing perspectives. If she gets accustomed to one idea, she cannot understand how something is the same from another perspective. Can be evil at times.
8.Tian Li: Evil. Pure evil. She looks like such a nice and innocent little girl right? WRONG. She loves to poke stuff. I swear if you piss her off enough she will produce a spear and stab you. Can evilly refuse to help you at times, and will resort to poking to make you go away. While her weapon of choice is usually a pen or a satay stick, I wouldn't be surprised to see her conjure a spear out of thin air to impale someone.
9.Jieru: Brutal. Don't piss her off, people. Getting whacked by her is lethal. Can be evil at times, as all 2B people are, but she is a violent......VERY violent person.
10.Tse Yin: Kind of evil. Retarded at times. The following is a short conversation we had once. Her: Eh there's CAP later. Me: I didn't know that, right? Her: Huh, you don't know meh? I just kinda stared at her, then turned away. A short while later.....Her: So are you going or not? Not fun to piss off either. I bet she has the hind legs of a horse. Never really got kicked by her before, don't want to find out. If any of you do get kicked by her, tell me about it.
11.Sarah: Quite a nice person, sufficiently evil for a 2B person. While being rather humourous at times, and has proven to be adept at the english language, she has been known to demonstrate interesting reactions to bugs. If you wanna find out, show her a roach.
12.Wenting: No Comment.
13.Suzanne: No Comment.
14.Huixian: Horny.
15.Vanessa: Sufficiently evil, biased against me(who in 2B isn't? she's just more so), and retarded most of the time. Exceptionally slow at maths. I am inclined to believe her IQ to range from 80 - 110. While kind of nice at times, better to leave her alone, lest you become retarded from the experience. When engaging Vanessa, it's best to put some sort of mental barrier between you and her. The better to preserve your intellect, you see. Shows interesting reactions towards and regarding Samuel Low.
16.Huey Chyi: She DA MAN! She has a very guy attitude towards everything, and I would be proud to acknowledge her as a brother. Not to be trifled with because you should always treat her lethality level as a guy(full fledged one, not like....well. you know...) while respecting her status as a girl.
17.Wei Jie: Behaves like a blithering idiot at times. The good thing is that you always know when he's serious. Can be an asshole at times, and keeps on noticing references to sexual stuff. Leave him alone if you wanna avoid being contaminated.
18.Bryan: Quiet. He seems to be very patronizing towards Yijun(see 24). They always hang out together, away from everyone else, occasionally joined by Yousheng(see 25). I don't know what is going on, would rather not know. Very passive.
19.Huakai: Is fully capable of being a royal asshole. Prince Asshole de Arsehole. Likes to flex his pectorals, and likes to think he has wonderful abs. While physically stronger than almost every guy in 2B, his annoying characteristics make me wanna punch him some....well...most of the time.
20.Jerome: Chairperson of 2B. We are considering whether it was a good idea to vote for him as chairperson. While entering no one in the management diary unless told by the teacher, he is also a fairly competent chairperson. The problem is that he enjoys joining in the ATCHM(Anti Teck Chye Happiness Movement), and is probably a fan of tormenting me. While not as much of a royal asshole as Huakai(see 19) or Junwei(see 31), he can decide to be even more of an asshole than both of them combined if you piss him off enough, or if he suddenly feels like it. Revered as a god among 5 other people.
21.Joshua: Loves to dry hump the guys of 2B. Very horny, and also likes to notice references to sexual stuff, like Weijie(see 17) and William(see 29). Very much a slacker, and his love of sports gets him smelling worse than he needs to. Some of you may recall the incident of Tseng Wei(see 30) spraying the air with deodorant after recess, which was straight after PE.
22.Choon Zuan: Really complicated relationships going on for this guy. No one can really decide whether he likes Jean or Vanessa(see 15) more. We just assume its Jean when he talks to her, and Vanessa whenever a reference comes up. Can be a nice guy most of the time, though sufficiently evil for a 2B person.
23.Yao Zhong: Sigh.......
24. Yijun: Needs to learn to be more independant, as well as develop a higher pain threshold. He also needs to stop learning how to fight from Masked Rider shows. His main form of defense is spraying water at you from his water bottle, or attempting to poke you with a pen. Hates it when he bleeds, and can complain of pain from a small pat on the back.
25. Yousheng: No Comment
26. Bolun: Bolun is probably one of the most unique people in the world. Outrageous things he has done include, but is not limited to, the following list:
-Trying to catch a fly with 2 soup bowls. Upon failing, bigger bowls.
-Swallowing a WHOLE egg.
-Eating half a watermelon for recess
-3 hit combo with rolled up paper, resulting in the victim being retarded for 6 days.
-Take a hit from Huakai(see 19), with rolled up paper, on the back, which resulted in the tearing of his front pocket. Perhaps he channels Qi.
27. Teck Chye: A really awesome guy. He's very kind, generous, helpful, optimistic and humourous. In fact, his awesomeness is so great it cannot be expressed in words. The only person that can compare to him is Chuck Norris.
28. Chiun Yuan: Weird guy. Loves lame jokes, Claire(see 3) and things related to Claire. Will not hesitate to pummel you or squeeze your hand into juice. He's just weird. You have to know him to understand.
29. William: I think he hates life, but tell me if I'm wrong. He's an average guy trying to deal with all the shit life catapults his way. Does a fairly good job of it, and in the process creates some form of humour.
30. Tseng Wei: Those of you who don't know him probably think he is a cold-blooded killer. You are half right. Once you know him he can be funny and occasionally generous, but is quite easily pissed off. Has a weird love his shoes, especially new ones. Don't dirty his shoes if you don't wanna get killed.
31. Junwei: Royal Asshole, currently. He can be very much of an ass, even if you don't piss him off. A.K.A. Ghandick, who everyone knows is in it for the BRRRRRRRST MLK.
That's all folks!
Out of boredom, I have decided to let you people know what I think of the people in 2B
Disclaimer: I am not responsible for any damage done to your physical and mental state of health due to the following, including but not limited to self-esteem and social life. By reading the following text you agree that the author is not to be blamed if you should decide to do anything funny, such as hitting the author in a bout of anger. If you decide to attack, bully, decimate, threaten or blackmail the author for whatever reason, the following text cannot be used as evidence of any sort in the courtroom that will likely follow.
1.Abigail: Sigh.......
2.Alicia: Sigh......
3.Claire: She's one of the few people who have gained my respect beyond basic respect. No idea whether it's because of Chiun Yuan(see 28) or because she could probably kick my ass in a few seconds. But I don't think that will ever happen because she's too nice to do that. RIGHT, Claire?
4.Yu Xian: Sigh......
5.Angel: Seems like a quiet girl. She's actually kind of humourous and kind of opens up once you get to know her. Again, not one to be trifled with, because although she's not allowed to thrust her sword into your chest, she very well might if you piss her off, which should be difficult in the first place.
6.Shirley: Chairperson of 2B. While her efforts are commendable, she's nearly as abysmal as Alicia. Very loud.
7.Kah Kah: She is one weird person. While overall quite a nice person, she has problems changing perspectives. If she gets accustomed to one idea, she cannot understand how something is the same from another perspective. Can be evil at times.
8.Tian Li: Evil. Pure evil. She looks like such a nice and innocent little girl right? WRONG. She loves to poke stuff. I swear if you piss her off enough she will produce a spear and stab you. Can evilly refuse to help you at times, and will resort to poking to make you go away. While her weapon of choice is usually a pen or a satay stick, I wouldn't be surprised to see her conjure a spear out of thin air to impale someone.
9.Jieru: Brutal. Don't piss her off, people. Getting whacked by her is lethal. Can be evil at times, as all 2B people are, but she is a violent......VERY violent person.
10.Tse Yin: Kind of evil. Retarded at times. The following is a short conversation we had once. Her: Eh there's CAP later. Me: I didn't know that, right? Her: Huh, you don't know meh? I just kinda stared at her, then turned away. A short while later.....Her: So are you going or not? Not fun to piss off either. I bet she has the hind legs of a horse. Never really got kicked by her before, don't want to find out. If any of you do get kicked by her, tell me about it.
11.Sarah: Quite a nice person, sufficiently evil for a 2B person. While being rather humourous at times, and has proven to be adept at the english language, she has been known to demonstrate interesting reactions to bugs. If you wanna find out, show her a roach.
12.Wenting: No Comment.
13.Suzanne: No Comment.
14.Huixian: Horny.
15.Vanessa: Sufficiently evil, biased against me(who in 2B isn't? she's just more so), and retarded most of the time. Exceptionally slow at maths. I am inclined to believe her IQ to range from 80 - 110. While kind of nice at times, better to leave her alone, lest you become retarded from the experience. When engaging Vanessa, it's best to put some sort of mental barrier between you and her. The better to preserve your intellect, you see. Shows interesting reactions towards and regarding Samuel Low.
16.Huey Chyi: She DA MAN! She has a very guy attitude towards everything, and I would be proud to acknowledge her as a brother. Not to be trifled with because you should always treat her lethality level as a guy(full fledged one, not like....well. you know...) while respecting her status as a girl.
17.Wei Jie: Behaves like a blithering idiot at times. The good thing is that you always know when he's serious. Can be an asshole at times, and keeps on noticing references to sexual stuff. Leave him alone if you wanna avoid being contaminated.
18.Bryan: Quiet. He seems to be very patronizing towards Yijun(see 24). They always hang out together, away from everyone else, occasionally joined by Yousheng(see 25). I don't know what is going on, would rather not know. Very passive.
19.Huakai: Is fully capable of being a royal asshole. Prince Asshole de Arsehole. Likes to flex his pectorals, and likes to think he has wonderful abs. While physically stronger than almost every guy in 2B, his annoying characteristics make me wanna punch him some....well...most of the time.
20.Jerome: Chairperson of 2B. We are considering whether it was a good idea to vote for him as chairperson. While entering no one in the management diary unless told by the teacher, he is also a fairly competent chairperson. The problem is that he enjoys joining in the ATCHM(Anti Teck Chye Happiness Movement), and is probably a fan of tormenting me. While not as much of a royal asshole as Huakai(see 19) or Junwei(see 31), he can decide to be even more of an asshole than both of them combined if you piss him off enough, or if he suddenly feels like it. Revered as a god among 5 other people.
21.Joshua: Loves to dry hump the guys of 2B. Very horny, and also likes to notice references to sexual stuff, like Weijie(see 17) and William(see 29). Very much a slacker, and his love of sports gets him smelling worse than he needs to. Some of you may recall the incident of Tseng Wei(see 30) spraying the air with deodorant after recess, which was straight after PE.
22.Choon Zuan: Really complicated relationships going on for this guy. No one can really decide whether he likes Jean or Vanessa(see 15) more. We just assume its Jean when he talks to her, and Vanessa whenever a reference comes up. Can be a nice guy most of the time, though sufficiently evil for a 2B person.
23.Yao Zhong: Sigh.......
24. Yijun: Needs to learn to be more independant, as well as develop a higher pain threshold. He also needs to stop learning how to fight from Masked Rider shows. His main form of defense is spraying water at you from his water bottle, or attempting to poke you with a pen. Hates it when he bleeds, and can complain of pain from a small pat on the back.
25. Yousheng: No Comment
26. Bolun: Bolun is probably one of the most unique people in the world. Outrageous things he has done include, but is not limited to, the following list:
-Trying to catch a fly with 2 soup bowls. Upon failing, bigger bowls.
-Swallowing a WHOLE egg.
-Eating half a watermelon for recess
-3 hit combo with rolled up paper, resulting in the victim being retarded for 6 days.
-Take a hit from Huakai(see 19), with rolled up paper, on the back, which resulted in the tearing of his front pocket. Perhaps he channels Qi.
27. Teck Chye: A really awesome guy. He's very kind, generous, helpful, optimistic and humourous. In fact, his awesomeness is so great it cannot be expressed in words. The only person that can compare to him is Chuck Norris.
28. Chiun Yuan: Weird guy. Loves lame jokes, Claire(see 3) and things related to Claire. Will not hesitate to pummel you or squeeze your hand into juice. He's just weird. You have to know him to understand.
29. William: I think he hates life, but tell me if I'm wrong. He's an average guy trying to deal with all the shit life catapults his way. Does a fairly good job of it, and in the process creates some form of humour.
30. Tseng Wei: Those of you who don't know him probably think he is a cold-blooded killer. You are half right. Once you know him he can be funny and occasionally generous, but is quite easily pissed off. Has a weird love his shoes, especially new ones. Don't dirty his shoes if you don't wanna get killed.
31. Junwei: Royal Asshole, currently. He can be very much of an ass, even if you don't piss him off. A.K.A. Ghandick, who everyone knows is in it for the BRRRRRRRST MLK.
That's all folks!
Sunday, August 3, 2008
Channel 8
Welcome to today's highlight. I never actually imagined I would do this.
《我思我想》
刚才发生了一件令我十分难过的事，使我想起了今天的社会。今天的社会真的那么发达吗？身为所谓“高级”动物的我们思想算成熟吗？一个受过教育的成年人说了这句话：“现代社会讲究的是学业”。 这真是如此吗？如果是的话，那我们在立化就没有意义了。立化的特别活动也就没意义了。如果社会只讲究学业的话，我们根本不必来到立化读书了。我们也可以到邻里学校追求学业，结果也会是一样的。亚里士多德，在他活着的时候，认为伦理是一种实行科学。这也就是说，伦理只能靠实行学习，而不只是用头脑理论学习的。在今天的社会里，大家都说他们不重视学者多达其他东西，如社交能力，批判性思维技能等。这样一来，不实行伦理，怎么能在今天的社会得到重视呢？但是，虽然许多人都这么说，多数的人还是非常偏向那些取得优异的成绩的人。在现代社会里，一个没有大学文凭的人很难找到一个我们的社会认为“好”的工作。我们怎么能这么肤浅呢？还有，现代社会里需深层知识的工作都是专业的行业， 只需要人们针对一个小范围，根本不需要我们用到在大学所学的那么多的东西。如果只学习那一小范围，不是更有效吗？
我想到了另外一点。人类真地算团结吗？如果你说是，那人类不就是很喜欢自残吗？你看，世界各地都时常打仗。 如果人类真地团结，与其他人打仗根自残有何不同？如果人类能真正地团结起了，我们就进步得更快。但说道进步，进步真地对人类有益吗？请你看看现代人类。10，000 年前，人类真正的合作。一群原始人，只为了生存，合作胜过了恶劣的环境。现在生存已不是一个很大的问题，我们就应该停止合作， 回到10，000年前吗？新加坡相当安全，但在一些国家，每天都很可能会死。 无论是巨大的猛犸象，还是核弹头，人类每天都有非自然死的机会。我想，也许在发达、进步的过程中，我们变得太自满，太骄傲。人类也变得十分虚伪。当我们不在合作打败共同的敌人是，我们就在自相残杀。这使得我们为了得到好处，向别人撒谎。为什么一个会毫不犹豫帮老太太国界的人会是向其他国家投炸弹的人呢？难道我们生活在一个讽刺的世界里吗？难道伊拉克就没有老太太过街吗？当过街都要冒着一个弹头掉在你头上，世界就真地疯了。
《我思我想》
刚才发生了一件令我十分难过的事，使我想起了今天的社会。今天的社会真的那么发达吗？身为所谓“高级”动物的我们思想算成熟吗？一个受过教育的成年人说了这句话：“现代社会讲究的是学业”。 这真是如此吗？如果是的话，那我们在立化就没有意义了。立化的特别活动也就没意义了。如果社会只讲究学业的话，我们根本不必来到立化读书了。我们也可以到邻里学校追求学业，结果也会是一样的。亚里士多德，在他活着的时候，认为伦理是一种实行科学。这也就是说，伦理只能靠实行学习，而不只是用头脑理论学习的。在今天的社会里，大家都说他们不重视学者多达其他东西，如社交能力，批判性思维技能等。这样一来，不实行伦理，怎么能在今天的社会得到重视呢？但是，虽然许多人都这么说，多数的人还是非常偏向那些取得优异的成绩的人。在现代社会里，一个没有大学文凭的人很难找到一个我们的社会认为“好”的工作。我们怎么能这么肤浅呢？还有，现代社会里需深层知识的工作都是专业的行业， 只需要人们针对一个小范围，根本不需要我们用到在大学所学的那么多的东西。如果只学习那一小范围，不是更有效吗？
我想到了另外一点。人类真地算团结吗？如果你说是，那人类不就是很喜欢自残吗？你看，世界各地都时常打仗。 如果人类真地团结，与其他人打仗根自残有何不同？如果人类能真正地团结起了，我们就进步得更快。但说道进步，进步真地对人类有益吗？请你看看现代人类。10，000 年前，人类真正的合作。一群原始人，只为了生存，合作胜过了恶劣的环境。现在生存已不是一个很大的问题，我们就应该停止合作， 回到10，000年前吗？新加坡相当安全，但在一些国家，每天都很可能会死。 无论是巨大的猛犸象，还是核弹头，人类每天都有非自然死的机会。我想，也许在发达、进步的过程中，我们变得太自满，太骄傲。人类也变得十分虚伪。当我们不在合作打败共同的敌人是，我们就在自相残杀。这使得我们为了得到好处，向别人撒谎。为什么一个会毫不犹豫帮老太太国界的人会是向其他国家投炸弹的人呢？难道我们生活在一个讽刺的世界里吗？难道伊拉克就没有老太太过街吗？当过街都要冒着一个弹头掉在你头上，世界就真地疯了。
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Hmmmmm......
After a rather saddening event just now, I got to thinking about modern society. Are we really that advanced? Quote, "Our society only focuses on academics now", from an "intellectual". Is that true? If so, then essentially our RV life is worthless. Aristotle claimed that ethics is a practical science. It can only be learned through practice, and not reasoning. In today's society, everyone is saying they don't value academics as much as other things, such as social abilities, critical thinking skills and the like. If one does not practice ethics, how can one hope to be valued in today's modern society? And yet, the fact remains that today's society is hopelessly biased towards those with great academic acheivements. No university cert? No job. At least not one our current society would deem "worthy". How can we be so shallow, that one must be able to understand such a wide diversity of things, and only be required to use a small amount of that wide diversity of things? Wouldn't it be so much smarter to FOCUS on the small area? How can well educated people be so shallow? They're supposed to be...well educated! That means, apart from being academically capable, they're supposed to be able to think well! Thinking well does not include thinking that academics are the only important thing!
I thought of another point. "No man is an island"? Is that truly so? Is the human race one whole? If we are, then the human race is one emo kid. We're killing each other over the world. That's like slitting yourself. If we truly came together, we would advance much faster. But then, is advancement truly good? Look at us. 10,000 years ago, the human race truly was working together. A small group of homo sapiens, banding together for the sole purpose of survival. Now that survival is no longer a big problem for us, are we to shatter that bond, that one day we might return to what we were like 10,000 years ago? When every day brings with it the risk of death, be it an angry rampaging mammoth or a misplaced nuclear warhead? I think that somewhere along the way of advancement, we got too complacent. Humans are now officially one big arrogant blob. At least we're the same in that. Why is it that the same people who would not hesitate to help an old lady cross the street are the ones who are throwing bombs across international borders? Are we living in a world of pure irony now? Are there no old ladies crossing the streets in Iraq? What has come of this, when crossing the street means risking a warhead dropping on you?
And I haven't even started talking about the average teen yet...................
I thought of another point. "No man is an island"? Is that truly so? Is the human race one whole? If we are, then the human race is one emo kid. We're killing each other over the world. That's like slitting yourself. If we truly came together, we would advance much faster. But then, is advancement truly good? Look at us. 10,000 years ago, the human race truly was working together. A small group of homo sapiens, banding together for the sole purpose of survival. Now that survival is no longer a big problem for us, are we to shatter that bond, that one day we might return to what we were like 10,000 years ago? When every day brings with it the risk of death, be it an angry rampaging mammoth or a misplaced nuclear warhead? I think that somewhere along the way of advancement, we got too complacent. Humans are now officially one big arrogant blob. At least we're the same in that. Why is it that the same people who would not hesitate to help an old lady cross the street are the ones who are throwing bombs across international borders? Are we living in a world of pure irony now? Are there no old ladies crossing the streets in Iraq? What has come of this, when crossing the street means risking a warhead dropping on you?
And I haven't even started talking about the average teen yet...................
Friday, July 18, 2008
Down with the flu.....
Raindrops keep falling on my head........well, no raindrops.....but i'm down with the flu.....so i took the opportunity to pon school =D. Quit the whining, I'm an opportunist. Damn ammonia. Never taking a whiff of that damn thing again. Wednesday science practical I accidentally inhaled ammonia...Gave me a sore throat, then after the sore throat i got a flu....speaking of science practical...i never did unlock that drawer i locked on wednesday...well...i'll probably get back to it 2 weeks later.
Spent half the day....well..the whole day, playing RTW....finally destroyed the senate, though i pissed off the 2 factions who can parallel my strength. Below is a nice screenshot of a near impossible battle i fought.
If you'll look at the numbers, you'll see i deployed 500 men and was left with 400, while the enemy deployed 1.2k men and was left with 200.
Not the best thing in the world. But before it, there were 2 other battles.
1st battle Me:1000 Enemy: 1000.......Result Me:800 Enemy:90
2nd battle Me: 800 Enemy:1000........Result Me:500 Enemy:87
3rd battle(the above one) Me: 500 Enemy: 1.2k.....Result Me: 400 Enemy: 260
and all the battles were back to back......gets strenous on the mind...
Playing RTW always makes me feel like a military genius....oh another battle happened way after that where it was 400 to 1600....i was the 400, guess who won. I managed to stay inside my city and hold them off...not easy, considering they managed to get onto my city walls before i was able to stop them...amazingly, 9 samnite gladiators and 25 legionary cohort managed to hold off nearly 200 soldiers....and the result....2 samnite gladiators and 5 legionary cohort left, 0 enemies left. and on the other side of the walls, 90 legionary cohort held off nearly 200 soldiers as well...they still had about 150 plus troops left, plus about 700 in reinforcements which, for some reason, never decided to join the battle. I swear I was *THIS* close to annihilating those fools when the time ended and the game declared it a "close victory".....right after i won however, 1.3k troops instantly besieged my city again, upon which i got pissed and just saved game and quit...hmm...i think i'll go back and kill them all now!
EDIT:
A battle happened when i went back. 210 against 1160.
Such a pity...they could have joined my army instead of dying against it. oh by the way if you count the troops at the bottom its 2+5+6+11 = 24. i suppose the of the 52 mentioned remaining, 28 were wounded, and not killed....
Spent half the day....well..the whole day, playing RTW....finally destroyed the senate, though i pissed off the 2 factions who can parallel my strength. Below is a nice screenshot of a near impossible battle i fought.
If you'll look at the numbers, you'll see i deployed 500 men and was left with 400, while the enemy deployed 1.2k men and was left with 200.
Not the best thing in the world. But before it, there were 2 other battles.
1st battle Me:1000 Enemy: 1000.......Result Me:800 Enemy:90
2nd battle Me: 800 Enemy:1000........Result Me:500 Enemy:87
3rd battle(the above one) Me: 500 Enemy: 1.2k.....Result Me: 400 Enemy: 260
and all the battles were back to back......gets strenous on the mind...
Playing RTW always makes me feel like a military genius....oh another battle happened way after that where it was 400 to 1600....i was the 400, guess who won. I managed to stay inside my city and hold them off...not easy, considering they managed to get onto my city walls before i was able to stop them...amazingly, 9 samnite gladiators and 25 legionary cohort managed to hold off nearly 200 soldiers....and the result....2 samnite gladiators and 5 legionary cohort left, 0 enemies left. and on the other side of the walls, 90 legionary cohort held off nearly 200 soldiers as well...they still had about 150 plus troops left, plus about 700 in reinforcements which, for some reason, never decided to join the battle. I swear I was *THIS* close to annihilating those fools when the time ended and the game declared it a "close victory".....right after i won however, 1.3k troops instantly besieged my city again, upon which i got pissed and just saved game and quit...hmm...i think i'll go back and kill them all now!
EDIT:
A battle happened when i went back. 210 against 1160.
Such a pity...they could have joined my army instead of dying against it. oh by the way if you count the troops at the bottom its 2+5+6+11 = 24. i suppose the of the 52 mentioned remaining, 28 were wounded, and not killed....
Monday, July 7, 2008
Hmm.....
Well its 0951.....Both my parents don't allow me to go to the class outing....Might try again later when my mum comes home....Well for now let's have a psychological analysis of a certain "17 year old"....
The following is a blog post by him.....
"nothing much happened today.
shall blog about my family.
My hatred is becoming more&more..
my sis told me to wash tortoise,
ok, i didn't wash, its my fault.
she kept saying&saying,
pushing me nearer to the edge.
she even acts like shes matured,like a mother&lecturing thing.
fucker,
i tell you, get a life,
grow older please, you're 20..
soon to an young adult.
even my friend's sister 19, behaves&is much more matured than you.
get this fucking thing in your brain can you?!
zzz.
&you're like another contradict.
But its worst,
cause you're my sister. OMG?! Zzz..
You can drag time,
what makes me can't?
You think you're always right,
get this fuck thing in your brain sis,
sometimes you are,
but please dont act smart if you dont know. Its fuck arrogant. _l_
I told my mother,
she just kept quiet.
so what if my sis went in exp,
then JC, study is it that important,
grades?
well, not everyone got a good job from studying.
i though you read newspapers?
well, bear that in mind then.Zzz
Yes, i look dumb,
i went to NA,
didn't get pass sec 5,
i'm always using comp.
SO?!
doesn't mean that i dont study,
doesn't mean you can look down on me,
doesn't mean i can get trampled on,
& it doesn't mean I am stupid.
You said,
don't compare,
in the end you still do.
&DAD,
nothing much,
cause I didn't quarale with you, YET.
zzz,
if i can choose,
i would live alone
or with my friend/brothers
or just with dear.
just give me my allowance,
thats all. no need other thing.
or just treat me as a stranger at home,
let me do what i want
&as well give me the money.
i've got good friends,
i've got a good girlfriend,
i've got good classmates,
'ive got good brothers&buddies,
BUT
i've got a bad family."
Firstly, let's ignore the grammar errors ok. after all its very common for a supposedly average IQ 17 year old to be having the grammar capabilities of a primary 4 student.....right?
now.....
"My hatred is becoming more&more..
my sis told me to wash tortoise,
ok, i didn't wash, its my fault.
she kept saying&saying,
pushing me nearer to the edge.
she even acts like shes matured,like a mother&lecturing thing.
fucker,
i tell you, get a life,
grow older please, you're 20.."
The above passage is interesting in the plain irony in sight......
"&you're like another contradict.
But its worst,
cause you're my sister. OMG?! Zzz..
You can drag time,
what makes me can't?"
I couldn't understand this part.....can anyone translate?
"You think you're always right,
get this fuck thing in your brain sis,
sometimes you are,
but please dont act smart if you dont know. Its fuck arrogant. _l_"
again, the irony........
"I told my mother,
she just kept quiet."
17 year old boy running to mummy..........
"so what if my sis went in exp,
then JC, study is it that important,
grades?
well, not everyone got a good job from studying.
i though you read newspapers?
well, bear that in mind then.Zzz
Yes, i look dumb,
i went to NA,
didn't get pass sec 5,
i'm always using comp.
SO?!
doesn't mean that i dont study,
doesn't mean you can look down on me,
doesn't mean i can get trampled on,
& it doesn't mean I am stupid.
You said,
don't compare,
in the end you still do."
Well I think I can see that his mum is trying VERY HARD not to judge him.....After all, he does have a somewhat successful sister......well in this case I think its a wonder his mother hasn't disowned him yet. You'll see why later.... Well I'm always using com as well...so....not much of an excuse for him... And..... I don't suppose getting into NA, dropping out, and having the linguistic and reasoning capabilities of a primary 4 kid is being stupid.....absolutely not....after all, that's how every human is like right? even at 17 years old?
"&DAD,
nothing much,
cause I didn't quarale with you, YET.
zzz,
if i can choose,
i would live alone
or with my friend/brothers
or just with dear.
just give me my allowance,
thats all. no need other thing.
or just treat me as a stranger at home,
let me do what i want
&as well give me the money.
i've got good friends,
i've got a good girlfriend,
i've got good classmates,
'ive got good brothers&buddies,
BUT
i've got a bad family."
well for those of you that can't stand much more of his wonderful grammar and rhetorics, let me summarise. He says that he hasn't argued with his dad yet, wants to live alone with his "friends/brothers" or "just with dear".....as long as they give him his allowance.....So....His family, who cared for this ingrate for 17 years, raised him properly(well, maybe not so properly....), and gave him more than enough spending money for 17 years, are not even as good as his so called "good friends" and "brothers and buddies".........that's kinda interesting, considering that he says he wants to live away from home, but wants his parents to continue giving him allowance. The fact that his parents give him allowance is more than enough proof that they're better than his buddies and friends...I doubt that his friends would give him allowance, a house to live in, or food and water for 17 years....And the word allowance.....It's an amount of spending money given to a youth....Basically, the parents "allow" him to spend the money, hence the word allowance. I'd like to see this guy survive in the real world.....Those in favour, check out the rest of his hilarious blog......
P.S. I realized that his posts had the substance of what I used to write in p3 and 4...well....without the poor grammar and rhetorics...
The following is a blog post by him.....
"nothing much happened today.
shall blog about my family.
My hatred is becoming more&more..
my sis told me to wash tortoise,
ok, i didn't wash, its my fault.
she kept saying&saying,
pushing me nearer to the edge.
she even acts like shes matured,like a mother&lecturing thing.
fucker,
i tell you, get a life,
grow older please, you're 20..
soon to an young adult.
even my friend's sister 19, behaves&is much more matured than you.
get this fucking thing in your brain can you?!
zzz.
&you're like another contradict.
But its worst,
cause you're my sister. OMG?! Zzz..
You can drag time,
what makes me can't?
You think you're always right,
get this fuck thing in your brain sis,
sometimes you are,
but please dont act smart if you dont know. Its fuck arrogant. _l_
I told my mother,
she just kept quiet.
so what if my sis went in exp,
then JC, study is it that important,
grades?
well, not everyone got a good job from studying.
i though you read newspapers?
well, bear that in mind then.Zzz
Yes, i look dumb,
i went to NA,
didn't get pass sec 5,
i'm always using comp.
SO?!
doesn't mean that i dont study,
doesn't mean you can look down on me,
doesn't mean i can get trampled on,
& it doesn't mean I am stupid.
You said,
don't compare,
in the end you still do.
&DAD,
nothing much,
cause I didn't quarale with you, YET.
zzz,
if i can choose,
i would live alone
or with my friend/brothers
or just with dear.
just give me my allowance,
thats all. no need other thing.
or just treat me as a stranger at home,
let me do what i want
&as well give me the money.
i've got good friends,
i've got a good girlfriend,
i've got good classmates,
'ive got good brothers&buddies,
BUT
i've got a bad family."
Firstly, let's ignore the grammar errors ok. after all its very common for a supposedly average IQ 17 year old to be having the grammar capabilities of a primary 4 student.....right?
now.....
"My hatred is becoming more&more..
my sis told me to wash tortoise,
ok, i didn't wash, its my fault.
she kept saying&saying,
pushing me nearer to the edge.
she even acts like shes matured,like a mother&lecturing thing.
fucker,
i tell you, get a life,
grow older please, you're 20.."
The above passage is interesting in the plain irony in sight......
"&you're like another contradict.
But its worst,
cause you're my sister. OMG?! Zzz..
You can drag time,
what makes me can't?"
I couldn't understand this part.....can anyone translate?
"You think you're always right,
get this fuck thing in your brain sis,
sometimes you are,
but please dont act smart if you dont know. Its fuck arrogant. _l_"
again, the irony........
"I told my mother,
she just kept quiet."
17 year old boy running to mummy..........
"so what if my sis went in exp,
then JC, study is it that important,
grades?
well, not everyone got a good job from studying.
i though you read newspapers?
well, bear that in mind then.Zzz
Yes, i look dumb,
i went to NA,
didn't get pass sec 5,
i'm always using comp.
SO?!
doesn't mean that i dont study,
doesn't mean you can look down on me,
doesn't mean i can get trampled on,
& it doesn't mean I am stupid.
You said,
don't compare,
in the end you still do."
Well I think I can see that his mum is trying VERY HARD not to judge him.....After all, he does have a somewhat successful sister......well in this case I think its a wonder his mother hasn't disowned him yet. You'll see why later.... Well I'm always using com as well...so....not much of an excuse for him... And..... I don't suppose getting into NA, dropping out, and having the linguistic and reasoning capabilities of a primary 4 kid is being stupid.....absolutely not....after all, that's how every human is like right? even at 17 years old?
"&DAD,
nothing much,
cause I didn't quarale with you, YET.
zzz,
if i can choose,
i would live alone
or with my friend/brothers
or just with dear.
just give me my allowance,
thats all. no need other thing.
or just treat me as a stranger at home,
let me do what i want
&as well give me the money.
i've got good friends,
i've got a good girlfriend,
i've got good classmates,
'ive got good brothers&buddies,
BUT
i've got a bad family."
well for those of you that can't stand much more of his wonderful grammar and rhetorics, let me summarise. He says that he hasn't argued with his dad yet, wants to live alone with his "friends/brothers" or "just with dear".....as long as they give him his allowance.....So....His family, who cared for this ingrate for 17 years, raised him properly(well, maybe not so properly....), and gave him more than enough spending money for 17 years, are not even as good as his so called "good friends" and "brothers and buddies".........that's kinda interesting, considering that he says he wants to live away from home, but wants his parents to continue giving him allowance. The fact that his parents give him allowance is more than enough proof that they're better than his buddies and friends...I doubt that his friends would give him allowance, a house to live in, or food and water for 17 years....And the word allowance.....It's an amount of spending money given to a youth....Basically, the parents "allow" him to spend the money, hence the word allowance. I'd like to see this guy survive in the real world.....Those in favour, check out the rest of his hilarious blog......
P.S. I realized that his posts had the substance of what I used to write in p3 and 4...well....without the poor grammar and rhetorics...
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
SURPRISE!
surprised? i actually posted because i felt that a)many events have not been accounted for and b)nothing else seems particularly appealing right now(except maybe....ah nvm....)
I can't remember what all those events I didn't post about were....not all of them at least. PLTC is still clear in my memory so let's do that...
PLTC: really slack. like...girl guides standard. no offence to any guides. you're girls *smirk*....
anyway, after PLTC I found out something about myself. Previously I thought i hated ACS people. PLTC has completely....well not completely....changed that opinion. Now I no longer hate ACS people. now I HATE ACS people. They're just really slack(hold pumping position 1 and a half minutes, anyone?). PT was hilarious. 3 PUMPING! THREE! I know there's that number 3 thing with scouting....we could have done 33 pumping instead. But we did THREE! Not to say that I didn't appreciate having a RELAXED camp, but I just find it some what amusing. Pretty much nothing big happened....Toilet had shit floating in it and the flush didn't work...huakai won best camper award(someone is trying to be funny....).
S1 still owns the shit outta S2 anyway....We have SMILEY!
anyway......
Here are the answers for the previous post that I have decided to display: NONE! you reader things really disappoint me....... :(
Here are my Midyear resolutions(nobody said we couldn't do things like that....)
1.Work hard..........................................................TO LEARN THE CARLTON DANCE!
2. 3.7GPA for the rest of the year. This means at least 1 4.0 and 1 3.5. its crazy, but workable. I've always been a fan of crazy ideas myself anyway.
Nothing much to post about....that's all
I can't remember what all those events I didn't post about were....not all of them at least. PLTC is still clear in my memory so let's do that...
PLTC: really slack. like...girl guides standard. no offence to any guides. you're girls *smirk*....
anyway, after PLTC I found out something about myself. Previously I thought i hated ACS people. PLTC has completely....well not completely....changed that opinion. Now I no longer hate ACS people. now I HATE ACS people. They're just really slack(hold pumping position 1 and a half minutes, anyone?). PT was hilarious. 3 PUMPING! THREE! I know there's that number 3 thing with scouting....we could have done 33 pumping instead. But we did THREE! Not to say that I didn't appreciate having a RELAXED camp, but I just find it some what amusing. Pretty much nothing big happened....Toilet had shit floating in it and the flush didn't work...huakai won best camper award(someone is trying to be funny....).
S1 still owns the shit outta S2 anyway....We have SMILEY!
anyway......
Here are the answers for the previous post that I have decided to display: NONE! you reader things really disappoint me....... :(
Here are my Midyear resolutions(nobody said we couldn't do things like that....)
1.Work hard..........................................................TO LEARN THE CARLTON DANCE!
2. 3.7GPA for the rest of the year. This means at least 1 4.0 and 1 3.5. its crazy, but workable. I've always been a fan of crazy ideas myself anyway.
Nothing much to post about....that's all
Monday, May 19, 2008
Some Interaction
Alright I've decided that its time for some interaction with my readers. I'm keen to know how you guys think. So I've set a few questions. If you don't mind, please answer using the comment system. If you mind, please answer using the comment system.
First question:
I thought of this one at dinner just now. Train of thought was......saw a crab shell that had sharp spikes->can kill->dead body->how to settle.
Therefore, I would ask you guys....
Suppose one evening you went to visit this guy. You killed him with a sharp crab shell. How would you handle it? Please take the time to answer to this in the comments.
Second Question:
Just thought of it.
Suppose you had to choose between killing an innocent man and saving your own life. If you killed him, you would be alive but half of your body will be paralyzed(you choose which half). If you save him, you DIE. What would you do?
Third Question:
Suppose you're a billionaire with a 7 digit income MONTHLY. You are asked to kill an innocent man to preserve your career. Would you do it?
Fourth Question:
There's a man who tells you his dad is immortal. His dad can do everything and he knows everything. His dad loves everyone, but if you don't believe in his dad you burn. Do you believe him?
Fifth Question:
This is the last question.
Suppose you're walking along on the street one day. A man asks you to kill him, saying that it is required to "preserve the balance". You have no idea what he means. Do you kill him?
That's all. I'm keen to know how you people respond to this. To make it fair, I'll answer the questions too.
1.I would bleach the guy, and pour bleach down his throat. This destroys all evidence. Then I would wash the crab shell, put the guy in his bathroom, and make him hold the crab shell. Then I'll check around for any evidence I might have left, and look around for a pair of gloves so I can touch things without leaving fingerprints. Pick the guy clean of any fibres I might have dropped, then vacuum the area. After that, I'll leave the area when no one is looking and pretend nothing happened. I would arrange for someone to say I was with them at the time of murder should the cops catch on to me.
2.Save the guy. If I kill him, I would be half paralyzed. I hate the thought of being paralyzed. I might as well die. If I die, the guy would be perfectly fine, and can lead a normal life from then on.
3.No. I already have billions. I'll just sell off any unnecessary stuff I have(like an oversized house) and live a simple life. Billions can last me a lifetime even if I splurge. You guys know me, what am I likely to splurge on. NOTHING. Well, almost nothing. so that lasts me a long time.
4.No.
5.yea.
That's all guys. Here's a joke:
A woman was walking on the street when a genie appeared. He said, "I'll grant you 3 wishes but everything you get, your husband gets 10 times of." So the lady goes, "I want to be the most beautiful woman on earth." The genie says,"Ok, but this will make your husband the most handsome man on earth, and women will flock to him." Woman says, "Its alright, because I'll be the most beautiful woman on earth, and he will only have eyes for me." Then she wishes to be the richest person in the world. Genie says, "This will make your husband 10 times as rich as you." Woman says, "It's okay, since what's his is mine, and what's mine is his." So she becomes the very rich and her husband becomes richer. Then she said, "I want to have a mild heart attack"
Moral of the story: Women are smart, don't fuck around with them.
If you're a woman, stop reading now.
If you're a guy, continue.
The husband got a heart attack 10 times milder and nothing bad happened.
True Moral of the story: Woman are dumb but think they're smart, so fuck around as much as you want.
If you're a lady and still reading this, it only shows that women DON'T FUCKING LISTEN.
Just kiddin'. Tell all your guy friends and female friends who have a sense of humour.
First question:
I thought of this one at dinner just now. Train of thought was......saw a crab shell that had sharp spikes->can kill->dead body->how to settle.
Therefore, I would ask you guys....
Suppose one evening you went to visit this guy. You killed him with a sharp crab shell. How would you handle it? Please take the time to answer to this in the comments.
Second Question:
Just thought of it.
Suppose you had to choose between killing an innocent man and saving your own life. If you killed him, you would be alive but half of your body will be paralyzed(you choose which half). If you save him, you DIE. What would you do?
Third Question:
Suppose you're a billionaire with a 7 digit income MONTHLY. You are asked to kill an innocent man to preserve your career. Would you do it?
Fourth Question:
There's a man who tells you his dad is immortal. His dad can do everything and he knows everything. His dad loves everyone, but if you don't believe in his dad you burn. Do you believe him?
Fifth Question:
This is the last question.
Suppose you're walking along on the street one day. A man asks you to kill him, saying that it is required to "preserve the balance". You have no idea what he means. Do you kill him?
That's all. I'm keen to know how you people respond to this. To make it fair, I'll answer the questions too.
1.I would bleach the guy, and pour bleach down his throat. This destroys all evidence. Then I would wash the crab shell, put the guy in his bathroom, and make him hold the crab shell. Then I'll check around for any evidence I might have left, and look around for a pair of gloves so I can touch things without leaving fingerprints. Pick the guy clean of any fibres I might have dropped, then vacuum the area. After that, I'll leave the area when no one is looking and pretend nothing happened. I would arrange for someone to say I was with them at the time of murder should the cops catch on to me.
2.Save the guy. If I kill him, I would be half paralyzed. I hate the thought of being paralyzed. I might as well die. If I die, the guy would be perfectly fine, and can lead a normal life from then on.
3.No. I already have billions. I'll just sell off any unnecessary stuff I have(like an oversized house) and live a simple life. Billions can last me a lifetime even if I splurge. You guys know me, what am I likely to splurge on. NOTHING. Well, almost nothing. so that lasts me a long time.
4.No.
5.yea.
That's all guys. Here's a joke:
A woman was walking on the street when a genie appeared. He said, "I'll grant you 3 wishes but everything you get, your husband gets 10 times of." So the lady goes, "I want to be the most beautiful woman on earth." The genie says,"Ok, but this will make your husband the most handsome man on earth, and women will flock to him." Woman says, "Its alright, because I'll be the most beautiful woman on earth, and he will only have eyes for me." Then she wishes to be the richest person in the world. Genie says, "This will make your husband 10 times as rich as you." Woman says, "It's okay, since what's his is mine, and what's mine is his." So she becomes the very rich and her husband becomes richer. Then she said, "I want to have a mild heart attack"
Moral of the story: Women are smart, don't fuck around with them.
If you're a woman, stop reading now.
If you're a guy, continue.
The husband got a heart attack 10 times milder and nothing bad happened.
True Moral of the story: Woman are dumb but think they're smart, so fuck around as much as you want.
If you're a lady and still reading this, it only shows that women DON'T FUCKING LISTEN.
Just kiddin'. Tell all your guy friends and female friends who have a sense of humour.
Sunday, May 18, 2008
Hey
I'm back from the hike....well actually i was back approx. 15.5 hours ago. Overall hike was fun. I learnt that MacRitchie Reservoir has ridiculously long board walks. The atmosphere at night is damn cool. Darkness all around, with spots of moonlight here and there. Shortly before checkpoint 1 we saw this woman who was walking alone down the road. Towards us. At that point of time I was still munching on my Double Cheeseburger which I smuggled in and was squashed partially. They decided that it was unsafe to stay any longer(we were stopping for a short break) so we quickly got up and left. Later when we turned back to look the woman wasn't there. I find it hard to believe that a woman would go to MacRitchie reservoir ALONE for a WALK at 11PM on a SATURDAY. and since she disappeared it means she must have gone into where we came from, which was a dark forested area. wtf?
So anyway, the rest of the hike was uneventful. Being the last patrol to leave, we had all the sec 4s in charge of the checkpoints following us. Police car stopped us once. I think they're STILL searching for our dear escaped JI leader. We reached the end around 3.30-3.45am. i didn't know cos i didn't have a watch or my phone. The end point was carpark B. We saw a black car. with a couple inside. They were fucking. Of course, being the last patrol we didn't see it. They were just sitting inside the car. I shall not go into details to avoid polluting my oh-so-innocent readers.
I died at 4.20am, slept to 5.20 on wet grass patches, then did a substandard skit about the hike. talk talk a bit, went home. i spent the day sleeping and playing rakion.
Here's a little racist joke our senior told us during the hike.
Why do indians celebrate Deepavali?
Because Deepavali is the festival of light, so they can finally be seen at night.
not so funny, but it helped to keep our spirits up during the hike. no offense to any indians out there because the basis of this joke is that indians have a dark skin tone. there is nothing bad about that, and the only reason you would feel offended is if you feel that there is.
So anyway, the rest of the hike was uneventful. Being the last patrol to leave, we had all the sec 4s in charge of the checkpoints following us. Police car stopped us once. I think they're STILL searching for our dear escaped JI leader. We reached the end around 3.30-3.45am. i didn't know cos i didn't have a watch or my phone. The end point was carpark B. We saw a black car. with a couple inside. They were fucking. Of course, being the last patrol we didn't see it. They were just sitting inside the car. I shall not go into details to avoid polluting my oh-so-innocent readers.
I died at 4.20am, slept to 5.20 on wet grass patches, then did a substandard skit about the hike. talk talk a bit, went home. i spent the day sleeping and playing rakion.
Here's a little racist joke our senior told us during the hike.
Why do indians celebrate Deepavali?
Because Deepavali is the festival of light, so they can finally be seen at night.
not so funny, but it helped to keep our spirits up during the hike. no offense to any indians out there because the basis of this joke is that indians have a dark skin tone. there is nothing bad about that, and the only reason you would feel offended is if you feel that there is.
Saturday, May 17, 2008
Hey guys
Hey guys time is 1125 as of now. Few hours before i leave for PLC meeting then straight to hike. I will be inactive until 10am the next day EARLIEST.
I have finally managed to download rakion. Apparently my restricted mental capability failed to infer that the failed download attempts was due to a minor problem with firefox. For about 6 months. so.... I finally decided to try using IE, and it WORKED. I still don't know what it was about firefox that made it not work, since i like firefox more than IE. oh well.
For those interested, when i play rakion, i'll always be in singapore 1 server. Look for some funny bs called SiBotakJr. Don't even question me about the origins of that name.
Fairly short post today....nothing much. weather sunny, skies clear....blah blah blah. Hope I don't die after hike. or during.
my tone now is kind of...lazy, for those of you who couldn't infer from the above....
OKAY. a few HowTo guides, then eating and packing, then resting.
HowTo kill ants:
This is fairly simple, but there are ways to extract maximum enjoyment from this.
1.Liquid paper. surround the ant with it quickly, then slowly go in a circle closer and closer to the ant. don't touch the ant directly. let the liquid paper slowly flow to the ant and cover it.
2.Fire. You can:
a)torch it with a match
b)torch it with a lighter.
c)torch it with a stove.
d)torch it.
or just to see it writhe in pain, light a match then after 2 secs blow it out. the head will be hot. infer.
3.Pens. you can impale it with the tip of the pen.. or let it get to the spring and then compress the spring..
4.Spiders.
This is a little difficult due to the fact that there aren't many spiders that can be easily found that are hungry, and it involves picking up the ant, which you might kill while doing so.I suggest keeping a small tank with spiders in it. that way you don't worry about the spiders being hungry. they will be. and you don't have to worry about starvation. if they were really starving they'll eat each other.
pick up the ant gently. try to grab a leg or something. otherwise, maim it slightly, though this takes a bit of fun out because it has 0 chance of getting away from the spider while maimed. drop it onto the spider's web. sometimes, especially if you're using a tank, the spider's web will be more of 3d than 2d, and so cannot trap food very well. but the ant vibrates the web and lets the spider know its there. so just watch. oh by the way, it helps to put stuff in your tank. stuff that your spiders can anchor a web on. i have a mcdonald's cup in mine. you can put a twig..or an old mouse(the computer mouse). anything that isn't flat on all sides. and preferably can reach to half the height of the tank.
that's all.
I have finally managed to download rakion. Apparently my restricted mental capability failed to infer that the failed download attempts was due to a minor problem with firefox. For about 6 months. so.... I finally decided to try using IE, and it WORKED. I still don't know what it was about firefox that made it not work, since i like firefox more than IE. oh well.
For those interested, when i play rakion, i'll always be in singapore 1 server. Look for some funny bs called SiBotakJr. Don't even question me about the origins of that name.
Fairly short post today....nothing much. weather sunny, skies clear....blah blah blah. Hope I don't die after hike. or during.
my tone now is kind of...lazy, for those of you who couldn't infer from the above....
OKAY. a few HowTo guides, then eating and packing, then resting.
HowTo kill ants:
This is fairly simple, but there are ways to extract maximum enjoyment from this.
1.Liquid paper. surround the ant with it quickly, then slowly go in a circle closer and closer to the ant. don't touch the ant directly. let the liquid paper slowly flow to the ant and cover it.
2.Fire. You can:
a)torch it with a match
b)torch it with a lighter.
c)torch it with a stove.
d)torch it.
or just to see it writhe in pain, light a match then after 2 secs blow it out. the head will be hot. infer.
3.Pens. you can impale it with the tip of the pen.. or let it get to the spring and then compress the spring..
4.Spiders.
This is a little difficult due to the fact that there aren't many spiders that can be easily found that are hungry, and it involves picking up the ant, which you might kill while doing so.I suggest keeping a small tank with spiders in it. that way you don't worry about the spiders being hungry. they will be. and you don't have to worry about starvation. if they were really starving they'll eat each other.
pick up the ant gently. try to grab a leg or something. otherwise, maim it slightly, though this takes a bit of fun out because it has 0 chance of getting away from the spider while maimed. drop it onto the spider's web. sometimes, especially if you're using a tank, the spider's web will be more of 3d than 2d, and so cannot trap food very well. but the ant vibrates the web and lets the spider know its there. so just watch. oh by the way, it helps to put stuff in your tank. stuff that your spiders can anchor a web on. i have a mcdonald's cup in mine. you can put a twig..or an old mouse(the computer mouse). anything that isn't flat on all sides. and preferably can reach to half the height of the tank.
that's all.
Friday, May 9, 2008
???
Today's post will be about behaviorism. So if you aren't interested in behaviorism skip to the bottom. Anyone noted that after leaving primary school alot of your friends have become more bengish/lianish/assholy?
I'm interested in what causes this to happen. Before you just go, "its the secondary schools", I've obviously thought of that. You're probably thinking they go to a lousy neighbourhood school which is a bad influence to them. What is interesting is that the people that influence them were once the same as them. What causes this difference in characteristics? Is it just a natural change? Or is there something more? 2 views I've gotten:
Qiken: "influenced by porn"
huh? how does porn drive one to begin smoking and being an ass?
Vanessa: "c'on all these are common sense...........the experience. everyone has different experience"
They all went through the same thing. How is it that for 6 years they remained unchanged but in 2 years they can change so much?
If we can term it like this, let's use the alignment scale from the D&D games. There's
Lawful Good:
Doing good and abiding by the law.
Neutral Good:
Guided by conscience, acting altruistically.
Chaotic Good:
Willing to do anything to do good.
Lawful Neutral:
Believing in lawful concepts, such as honor, tradition.....etc.
True Neutral:
Believing in neither good nor bad, an example being a farmer whose only concern is to feed his family. And most animals, since they lack moral judgement.
Chaotic Neutral:
Follows his/her heart, and shirks rules and tradition.
Lawful Evil:
Believing in exploiting the law to benefit oneself. While they usually obey orders and keep their word, they don't care about the rights and freedoms of others.
Neutral Evil:
Selfish. Has no hesitation about harming others to get what they want, but will not go out of their way to cause trouble when they see no benefit.
Chaotic Evil:
Little respect for rules, other peoples' lives, or anything but their own selfish desires. They typically only behave themselves out of fear of punishment.
According to this list, mostly you see people falling into the Neutral Good category when in primary school. However you begin to see them falling into the Chaotic Evil category in secondary school. What is it that causes a complete drop on the scale? From 1 side straight to the other. Think about it. Humans are naturally resistant to change in what they see as a state which they are content with. What would cause a sudden change like this? With that "Neutral Good" mindset, they would be pretty much content with their lives at that moment. What would cause them to suddenly shift to a Chaotic Evil mindset? Or perhaps they are not truly Neutral Good. D&D has also realized the inflexibility of this moral scale, and has implemented several changes. Something like a mix between the alignments. Such as an Evil character with a touch of Neutral. So it is possible that they could be Neutral Good and partially Lawful Evil. This Lawful Evil eventually overpowers the Neutral Good personality, and turns into Chaotic Evil. This is one way to explain it. However, I still find it weird. It takes 13 years for someone's true personality to manifest, whereas there are no changes in other people?
I realize I may have left out some points in the above text, but I'm very tired and have an activity tomorrow morning. So I'll end off with an introduction to the art of TULPA.
Tulpa is a Tibetan art of conjuring. It is the concept of a being or object created through sheer willpower alone.
One Alexandra David-Neel was visiting an artist. She saw a form behind the artist, and could feel a soft substance that could be compressed easily to touch. She asked the artist about it, and he says he has been engaging in rituals to conjure the image gods he drew, and what she saw was an outline of one of the gods. She became very intrigued by it, and decided to try it out for herself.
She went into retreat, and over months tried to conjure a fat, jolly monk. She eventually created the monk, and the "monk" travelled with her and her companions. He began to appear when she did not call for him, and exhibit lifelike characteristics, such as pausing to look around. Then he became corporeal. Her companions started asking about the "stranger" in their camp. The monk began to grow lean and had a sinister look. One day a herdsman brought her some local produce and mistook the monk for a real man. She realized that this monk was growing malevolent, and decided to destroy it. It took her six months, but she finally did it.
Therefore, tulpa, though interesting, is dangerous. Most reported tulpa creations have been known to kill their masters, or disappear after being sent on a mission, never to be seen again. So, don't try it out. If you do, and something bad happens, get the hell outta there, and find a way to subdue your tulpa as soon as possible. The longer you let him/her/it free, the more it will have lifelike tendencies, will grow fond of life, and will be harder to remove. You will be in danger.
So let's end off with jokes:
A quote:
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, France is accusing the US of arrogance and Germany doesn't want to go to war."
While a Scot is pissing, a dollar falls into the toilet. Desperately, he looks at the dollar and asks himself whether a dollar is worth getting his hands dirty. After a while of thinking, he takes 10 dollars out of his pocket and throws them into the toilet."Well, it's worth getting your hands dirty for eleven dollars!"
One woman stops a taxi. To the airport, please.After ten minutes the taxi driver, watching the woman in the mirror, says: "You are the third pregnant woman that I have driven to the airport today." "Are you kidding me, I am not pregnant." "Well, you haven't arrived to the airport yet either."
This is why I didn't show up for work yesterday. I was cleaning out my wife's grandpa's cellar and found 12 bottles of his home-bottled grape wine under the steps. My wife told me to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else. I agreed to do the unpleasant task.I withdrew the cork form the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I extracted the cork from the second bottle, did likewise, and drank one glass, just to check the taste to see if the old fellow knew his wine making. He did.I then opened the third bottle, and poured it, too, down the sink, but not until drinking one full glass to check the purity. It was very good. I did this, also with the fourth bottle. One glass for myself, and the rest down the sink. I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next, and drank one sink out of it and threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork from the bottle, then corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour.When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the bottles, corks, glasses and sinks with the other, which were 29, and as the house came by I counted them again, and finally had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank. I felt so foolish that I couldn't go upstairs and congratulate my wife to tell her what a great winemaker her grandpa was. I will do that after climbing the basement steps the next time they come by.
I'm interested in what causes this to happen. Before you just go, "its the secondary schools", I've obviously thought of that. You're probably thinking they go to a lousy neighbourhood school which is a bad influence to them. What is interesting is that the people that influence them were once the same as them. What causes this difference in characteristics? Is it just a natural change? Or is there something more? 2 views I've gotten:
Qiken: "influenced by porn"
huh? how does porn drive one to begin smoking and being an ass?
Vanessa: "c'on all these are common sense...........the experience. everyone has different experience"
They all went through the same thing. How is it that for 6 years they remained unchanged but in 2 years they can change so much?
If we can term it like this, let's use the alignment scale from the D&D games. There's
Lawful Good:
Doing good and abiding by the law.
Neutral Good:
Guided by conscience, acting altruistically.
Chaotic Good:
Willing to do anything to do good.
Lawful Neutral:
Believing in lawful concepts, such as honor, tradition.....etc.
True Neutral:
Believing in neither good nor bad, an example being a farmer whose only concern is to feed his family. And most animals, since they lack moral judgement.
Chaotic Neutral:
Follows his/her heart, and shirks rules and tradition.
Lawful Evil:
Believing in exploiting the law to benefit oneself. While they usually obey orders and keep their word, they don't care about the rights and freedoms of others.
Neutral Evil:
Selfish. Has no hesitation about harming others to get what they want, but will not go out of their way to cause trouble when they see no benefit.
Chaotic Evil:
Little respect for rules, other peoples' lives, or anything but their own selfish desires. They typically only behave themselves out of fear of punishment.
According to this list, mostly you see people falling into the Neutral Good category when in primary school. However you begin to see them falling into the Chaotic Evil category in secondary school. What is it that causes a complete drop on the scale? From 1 side straight to the other. Think about it. Humans are naturally resistant to change in what they see as a state which they are content with. What would cause a sudden change like this? With that "Neutral Good" mindset, they would be pretty much content with their lives at that moment. What would cause them to suddenly shift to a Chaotic Evil mindset? Or perhaps they are not truly Neutral Good. D&D has also realized the inflexibility of this moral scale, and has implemented several changes. Something like a mix between the alignments. Such as an Evil character with a touch of Neutral. So it is possible that they could be Neutral Good and partially Lawful Evil. This Lawful Evil eventually overpowers the Neutral Good personality, and turns into Chaotic Evil. This is one way to explain it. However, I still find it weird. It takes 13 years for someone's true personality to manifest, whereas there are no changes in other people?
I realize I may have left out some points in the above text, but I'm very tired and have an activity tomorrow morning. So I'll end off with an introduction to the art of TULPA.
Tulpa is a Tibetan art of conjuring. It is the concept of a being or object created through sheer willpower alone.
One Alexandra David-Neel was visiting an artist. She saw a form behind the artist, and could feel a soft substance that could be compressed easily to touch. She asked the artist about it, and he says he has been engaging in rituals to conjure the image gods he drew, and what she saw was an outline of one of the gods. She became very intrigued by it, and decided to try it out for herself.
She went into retreat, and over months tried to conjure a fat, jolly monk. She eventually created the monk, and the "monk" travelled with her and her companions. He began to appear when she did not call for him, and exhibit lifelike characteristics, such as pausing to look around. Then he became corporeal. Her companions started asking about the "stranger" in their camp. The monk began to grow lean and had a sinister look. One day a herdsman brought her some local produce and mistook the monk for a real man. She realized that this monk was growing malevolent, and decided to destroy it. It took her six months, but she finally did it.
Therefore, tulpa, though interesting, is dangerous. Most reported tulpa creations have been known to kill their masters, or disappear after being sent on a mission, never to be seen again. So, don't try it out. If you do, and something bad happens, get the hell outta there, and find a way to subdue your tulpa as soon as possible. The longer you let him/her/it free, the more it will have lifelike tendencies, will grow fond of life, and will be harder to remove. You will be in danger.
So let's end off with jokes:
A quote:
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, France is accusing the US of arrogance and Germany doesn't want to go to war."
While a Scot is pissing, a dollar falls into the toilet. Desperately, he looks at the dollar and asks himself whether a dollar is worth getting his hands dirty. After a while of thinking, he takes 10 dollars out of his pocket and throws them into the toilet."Well, it's worth getting your hands dirty for eleven dollars!"
One woman stops a taxi. To the airport, please.After ten minutes the taxi driver, watching the woman in the mirror, says: "You are the third pregnant woman that I have driven to the airport today." "Are you kidding me, I am not pregnant." "Well, you haven't arrived to the airport yet either."
This is why I didn't show up for work yesterday. I was cleaning out my wife's grandpa's cellar and found 12 bottles of his home-bottled grape wine under the steps. My wife told me to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else. I agreed to do the unpleasant task.I withdrew the cork form the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I extracted the cork from the second bottle, did likewise, and drank one glass, just to check the taste to see if the old fellow knew his wine making. He did.I then opened the third bottle, and poured it, too, down the sink, but not until drinking one full glass to check the purity. It was very good. I did this, also with the fourth bottle. One glass for myself, and the rest down the sink. I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next, and drank one sink out of it and threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork from the bottle, then corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour.When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the bottles, corks, glasses and sinks with the other, which were 29, and as the house came by I counted them again, and finally had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank. I felt so foolish that I couldn't go upstairs and congratulate my wife to tell her what a great winemaker her grandpa was. I will do that after climbing the basement steps the next time they come by.
Sunday, May 4, 2008
Hmm
I've been living through plain contrast recently. It seems that I'm having extremely bad luck in life and I'm having extremely good luck in my dreams. I've just been getting lots of bad luck. 2 nights ago I dreamt I got a drum set and something else(don't remember). Last night I dreamt that I was able to parkour perfectly. Someone is having a lot of fun messing with me. Well, time for the good luck spell....and breaking any possible curses..
Monday, April 28, 2008
HowTo.....make HowTo guides.
Today's post will be 90% HowTo guides. The remaining 10% will be fillers.
HowTo beatbox:
1.go to www.humanbeatbox.com
2.click on learn.
3.learn.
I can't describe how often these simple and easy steps are ignored and instead people keep asking me to teach them. I won't.
HowTo scare Alicia:
This HowTo guide has been deleted due to the fact that this list is almost neverending.
HowTo work up library fines of $7.05:
1.Borrow about 4 books.
2.Return them all late.
3.Wait.
4.After about 1-2 months you should have a fine of about $7.00
HowTo O2Jam since the server is down:
1.Go google O2Mania.
2.Download O2Mania.
3.Refer here for a guide on how to use O2Mania.
4.It helps to memorize the hotkeys.
HowTo drink Coke(the stupid and hard way):
1.Shake well.
2.You will need 2 people for the next step.
3.As one of you opens the cap, the other will quickly fit a balloon over the opening.
4.Let the whole bottle drain into the balloon, turning the bottle over if necessary.
5.Drink from the balloon
6.I told you this was the hard and stupid way.
HowTo Rant:
1.Get a topic.
2.Randomly think of stuff related to the topic.
3.Link it up
4.Rant.
HowTo Rap:
1.I dunno this one.
2.In case you haven't noticed, I can't rap.
3.Try asking Samuel Low.
4.But he isn't that good either.
5.Why not try google?
6.Google "How to rap"
7.Let me know if you find this post while googling.
HowTo piss people off:
1.You don't really need a guide for this do you?
2.I really hope you don't
3.If you need help with pissing people off I'm sure Bolun is more than willing to help.
4.Come on...
5.You don't need a guide for this...
HowTo make useless HowTo guides:
1.Refer to above.
HowTo laugh:
1.Go to youtube.
2.Search for "Sunrise Sunset razor ramon"
3.Before you go, let me tell you....
4.It's a song.....about..
5.A certain organ.
That's all. I'm suddenly very thirsty so I'm gonna go down a whole jug of water..
HowTo beatbox:
1.go to www.humanbeatbox.com
2.click on learn.
3.learn.
I can't describe how often these simple and easy steps are ignored and instead people keep asking me to teach them. I won't.
HowTo scare Alicia:
This HowTo guide has been deleted due to the fact that this list is almost neverending.
HowTo work up library fines of $7.05:
1.Borrow about 4 books.
2.Return them all late.
3.Wait.
4.After about 1-2 months you should have a fine of about $7.00
HowTo O2Jam since the server is down:
1.Go google O2Mania.
2.Download O2Mania.
3.Refer here for a guide on how to use O2Mania.
4.It helps to memorize the hotkeys.
HowTo drink Coke(the stupid and hard way):
1.Shake well.
2.You will need 2 people for the next step.
3.As one of you opens the cap, the other will quickly fit a balloon over the opening.
4.Let the whole bottle drain into the balloon, turning the bottle over if necessary.
5.Drink from the balloon
6.I told you this was the hard and stupid way.
HowTo Rant:
1.Get a topic.
2.Randomly think of stuff related to the topic.
3.Link it up
4.Rant.
HowTo Rap:
1.I dunno this one.
2.In case you haven't noticed, I can't rap.
3.Try asking Samuel Low.
4.But he isn't that good either.
5.Why not try google?
6.Google "How to rap"
7.Let me know if you find this post while googling.
HowTo piss people off:
1.You don't really need a guide for this do you?
2.I really hope you don't
3.If you need help with pissing people off I'm sure Bolun is more than willing to help.
4.Come on...
5.You don't need a guide for this...
HowTo make useless HowTo guides:
1.Refer to above.
HowTo laugh:
1.Go to youtube.
2.Search for "Sunrise Sunset razor ramon"
3.Before you go, let me tell you....
4.It's a song.....about..
5.A certain organ.
That's all. I'm suddenly very thirsty so I'm gonna go down a whole jug of water..
Saturday, April 26, 2008
Stealth and Fun.
I realized that people have completely neglected development of the ability to move silently. And have shown complete disregard to the ability. So here's a guide for those of you interested. Note that I know some of you don't care anyway. Ah well. This is a guide blog now.
How to move quietly:
1. Wear socks. I figured this out one morning when i went to get something from my room before leaving for school. I found out that feet produce a lot more friction with surfaces than socks, though some people might choose to believe otherwise. Anyway, more friction means your feet will stick slightly, and when you lift your feet, they will make a sound like someone licking his lips. In a place where it is completely silent, its VERY loud. So wear socks.
2. Whenever possible, move on polished surfaces. Wood is definitely more preferred than tiles. Sure some tiles are polished too, but wood just feels smoother for some reason. If you really have no choice, you can wet your feet or wet the floor. Soap works good for this, but water is a better choice if balance is priority.
3. Walk. Its surprising that some people don't realize running makes a lot more sound than walking. Tiptoe if you have to. Especially in forested areas. Tiptoeing allows you to step between leaves. Dead leaves are painfully loud.
4. When you're not tiptoeing, walk by putting your feet down slowly, heel first, then slowly arching your foot down to make full contact with the ground. Lift your feet clear off the ground when walking. Also, when you put your foot down, don't drag your heel along as you put it down. The moment your heel touches the surface, stop moving it forward, and just put down your foot.
5. Breathing quietly: Just kind of let the air "flow" in and out, only slightly helping with your mouth and nose. This way, there won't be any of those loud whooshes you hear when normal breathing is present. If you feel a lack of air, just increase your rate of breathing because it doesn't affect the sounds you make.
6. How to stop a sneeze: The moment you feel it coming and you know its inevitable, grit your teeth(with your mouth closed), and close your eyes. Try to focus on stopping any movement on your face. Eventually the urge to sneeze will go away. If you were not able to stop it, close your mouth tightly, and grip your nose, preventing airflow. This way, the noise released will be minimal, and you have zero risk of shooting out mucus/saliva.
Hiding:
1. Learn about light. Heard of silhouettes? If you're standing between the light source and the guy, all he sees is your outline. You can use that to your advantage. In a forest, you can pretend to be a log, or a rock. just pull a cloth over yourself. You could even pretend to be a small tree. Break off a few branches and just hold it. In homes, you can pretend to be a lamp. You know those tall standing lamps? turn your body to the side so you look thinner and put the lampshade on your head. Doesn't work if you have a noticeable belly.
2. Bushes are an obvious option. Once I was hiding behind some bushes, and I thought my quarry had seen me, but he didn't. The trick was that, even though I could see him he couldn't see me. Why? Think about it. Through a small hole in the bushes, all the light rays in the surroundings are focused through that hole, so I can see out. But its hard for him to notice me because even though he can probably see the bush and the hole, the light rays from the surroundings are all going towards him. Meaning the hole is so small and natural that its insignificant. Therefore, he doesn't notice you.
3. Trees. Find a tall tree and climb it. Two brothers once kind of perfected the art of hiding. One of their theories was this: People don't look up. And they were right. People seldom look up. This is due to a human's natural ability to remain comfortable, so they look at eye level. In this case, why not stay down, you might ask. On a flat piece of land, a person can see what is on the ground in front of him from a distance away. Even a distance away, a person will not look up at the top of a 5 meter tall tree.
4. Shadows. Shadows are extremely useful. In a place where there are no real shadows, just find the darkest one and try to fit into its shape. If the shadow falls against a wall, press against it. Turn your palms in to press against the wall, and keep the side of your head pressed against the wall. Refrain from moving.
5.How humans see: Its important to learn how humans see things. A master once said this, "A human sees in 3 ways. Movement, silhouette and colour." Peripheral vision is the bane of unnoticed movement. If someone sees a movement, more than likely he will direct his attention towards it.
There's actually a lot more, but I'm lazy. If you're interested in learning more, talk to me, or drop me a line. You should know me if you're reading this. if you don't...well...send me an email at dasilvamonkay@luciferian.org
Readers should be happy to note that I have largely conquered my fear of heights. And now for the HowTo guides. (yes i'm back in the business)
HowTo turn the whole ELDDS against you:
1.You really thought I would write about something like this wouldn't you?
2.I mean, seriously, why would I write about something like this?
HowTo rock:
1.Get your instrument ready
2. Play it.
Researchers suggest the alternative for those without an instrument.
1.Copy your songs into 1 disc.
2.Put it into your dvd player, mp4 player, ipod.. whatever.
3.Jack up the volume
4.Bang head.
Warning: The above mentioned action of banging head might attract public attention and cause harm to others. The author strongly urges you to refrain from such actions in public places, especially crowded ones. Except toilets. Bang your head all you want while peeing you twisted thing..
HowTo make your teachers love you:
Researches have found the following method most effective, as it accomplishes the goal in a considerable short amount of time while keeping you at a considerably safe zone.
1.Screw up your homework.
HowTo make teachers hate you:
1.Know more than them in their subject. For example, talk to your physics teacher about quantum physics, eventually linking it to the big bang theory.
How to move quietly:
1. Wear socks. I figured this out one morning when i went to get something from my room before leaving for school. I found out that feet produce a lot more friction with surfaces than socks, though some people might choose to believe otherwise. Anyway, more friction means your feet will stick slightly, and when you lift your feet, they will make a sound like someone licking his lips. In a place where it is completely silent, its VERY loud. So wear socks.
2. Whenever possible, move on polished surfaces. Wood is definitely more preferred than tiles. Sure some tiles are polished too, but wood just feels smoother for some reason. If you really have no choice, you can wet your feet or wet the floor. Soap works good for this, but water is a better choice if balance is priority.
3. Walk. Its surprising that some people don't realize running makes a lot more sound than walking. Tiptoe if you have to. Especially in forested areas. Tiptoeing allows you to step between leaves. Dead leaves are painfully loud.
4. When you're not tiptoeing, walk by putting your feet down slowly, heel first, then slowly arching your foot down to make full contact with the ground. Lift your feet clear off the ground when walking. Also, when you put your foot down, don't drag your heel along as you put it down. The moment your heel touches the surface, stop moving it forward, and just put down your foot.
5. Breathing quietly: Just kind of let the air "flow" in and out, only slightly helping with your mouth and nose. This way, there won't be any of those loud whooshes you hear when normal breathing is present. If you feel a lack of air, just increase your rate of breathing because it doesn't affect the sounds you make.
6. How to stop a sneeze: The moment you feel it coming and you know its inevitable, grit your teeth(with your mouth closed), and close your eyes. Try to focus on stopping any movement on your face. Eventually the urge to sneeze will go away. If you were not able to stop it, close your mouth tightly, and grip your nose, preventing airflow. This way, the noise released will be minimal, and you have zero risk of shooting out mucus/saliva.
Hiding:
1. Learn about light. Heard of silhouettes? If you're standing between the light source and the guy, all he sees is your outline. You can use that to your advantage. In a forest, you can pretend to be a log, or a rock. just pull a cloth over yourself. You could even pretend to be a small tree. Break off a few branches and just hold it. In homes, you can pretend to be a lamp. You know those tall standing lamps? turn your body to the side so you look thinner and put the lampshade on your head. Doesn't work if you have a noticeable belly.
2. Bushes are an obvious option. Once I was hiding behind some bushes, and I thought my quarry had seen me, but he didn't. The trick was that, even though I could see him he couldn't see me. Why? Think about it. Through a small hole in the bushes, all the light rays in the surroundings are focused through that hole, so I can see out. But its hard for him to notice me because even though he can probably see the bush and the hole, the light rays from the surroundings are all going towards him. Meaning the hole is so small and natural that its insignificant. Therefore, he doesn't notice you.
3. Trees. Find a tall tree and climb it. Two brothers once kind of perfected the art of hiding. One of their theories was this: People don't look up. And they were right. People seldom look up. This is due to a human's natural ability to remain comfortable, so they look at eye level. In this case, why not stay down, you might ask. On a flat piece of land, a person can see what is on the ground in front of him from a distance away. Even a distance away, a person will not look up at the top of a 5 meter tall tree.
4. Shadows. Shadows are extremely useful. In a place where there are no real shadows, just find the darkest one and try to fit into its shape. If the shadow falls against a wall, press against it. Turn your palms in to press against the wall, and keep the side of your head pressed against the wall. Refrain from moving.
5.How humans see: Its important to learn how humans see things. A master once said this, "A human sees in 3 ways. Movement, silhouette and colour." Peripheral vision is the bane of unnoticed movement. If someone sees a movement, more than likely he will direct his attention towards it.
There's actually a lot more, but I'm lazy. If you're interested in learning more, talk to me, or drop me a line. You should know me if you're reading this. if you don't...well...send me an email at dasilvamonkay@luciferian.org
Readers should be happy to note that I have largely conquered my fear of heights. And now for the HowTo guides. (yes i'm back in the business)
HowTo turn the whole ELDDS against you:
1.You really thought I would write about something like this wouldn't you?
2.I mean, seriously, why would I write about something like this?
HowTo rock:
1.Get your instrument ready
2. Play it.
Researchers suggest the alternative for those without an instrument.
1.Copy your songs into 1 disc.
2.Put it into your dvd player, mp4 player, ipod.. whatever.
3.Jack up the volume
4.Bang head.
Warning: The above mentioned action of banging head might attract public attention and cause harm to others. The author strongly urges you to refrain from such actions in public places, especially crowded ones. Except toilets. Bang your head all you want while peeing you twisted thing..
HowTo make your teachers love you:
Researches have found the following method most effective, as it accomplishes the goal in a considerable short amount of time while keeping you at a considerably safe zone.
1.Screw up your homework.
HowTo make teachers hate you:
1.Know more than them in their subject. For example, talk to your physics teacher about quantum physics, eventually linking it to the big bang theory.
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