Friday, November 6, 2009

Things that tick me off.

I'm bored, so lucky you, here's an update.

Today's post will be about things that tick me off.

Things that tick me off:
People who abruptly cross my path within 20cm.
People who stare at me when I'm in scout uniform
People who walk really slowly and don't realize they're blocking a whole bunch of people.
People who think humans are superior to all other life on this planet.

Things that make me want to punch someone in the face:
People who glare at me.
People who wear sunglasses INDOORS (EXCEPT Horatio Caine/David Caruso. Because he's cool like that)
People who don't shut up after being told more than once by different people.
People who lie blatantly and refuse to admit it.
People who eat fast food then opt for "healthier choices". It's fast food.
People who condemn a man before judging the facts themselves.
People who run for the escalator at boon lay mrt, but walk when they get off the escalator.
People who are willing to walk an extra 20 meters to take the lift as opposed to taking the escalator(except of course those with prams, heavy luggage, sick people and pregnant ladies.)
People who listen to chipmunk versions of songs. It's really annoying, people.
People who acknowledge the existence of a genre of music known as "Pop Rock". It's like saying Homosexual Heterosexual. Pop and Rock are TWO DIFFERENT GENRES THAT CAN NEVER BE FUSED.
People who sing parts of songs in an endless loop. Regardless how awesome the song is, even singing the whole song over and over again can get annoying, let alone just parts of it.
People(This one only applies to males) who wear skinnies without fulfilling one of the following criteria:
Be a Rock Star
Be pure awesome.
Be very muscular.

People who are SERIOUSLY trying to be someone they're not, e.g. Singaporeans acting Ang Moh, white guys acting gangsta.
People who beat up other people for just looking in their direction, though they call it "staring".
People who act tough but run from confrontations.
People who like Twilight/Edward Cullen/Anything related to GLITTERING VAMPIRES.
People who have no sense of humour.
People who scream at everything.
People who are fat, but fully capable of slimming down.
People who think music can be "satanic" and that Stairway to Heaven actually plays a satanic message when reversed.
People born between 1980 and 1997 who cannot recognize the riff from Smoke On the Water
People who think Scrubs is a show about cleaning the house.
People who are not in awe of Steven Tyler's mouth.

That is all. By the way you may have noticed the addition of the twitter thing above. I saw Lum Wan shopping for winter wear at JP and thought, "if only I could post this to my blog now". There are so many things that are interesting which do not warrant a full blog post, hence, twitter.