1.When the shit hits the fan, the only safe place is directly under the fan.
said by Jerome
This line is quite true. Basically, this means, be the guy who throws the shit, and you'll be safe
2.Just when you think someone has hit rock bottom in intelligence(or lack thereof), they can go lower.
There is always someone worse off.
3.There is no such thing as an indestructible object/person.
A bit of wisdom we have glimpsed from the god of destruction himself.
4.Be ready to learn information about other people that could potentially be used to blackmail them/ have a laugh.
Everyone has secrets. Learn them, and you have power over them.
5.If you shoot something from a rubber band, it is possible for your projectile to veer 90 degrees off course and hit someone directly to the right of your rubber band, causing an impact that will permanently scar them.
Another bit of wisdom, this time contributed by our very own genius in 2B.
6.Who needs Weapons of Mass Destruction? You only need Bolun and Jerome.
Nothing stands in their way.
7.If you're in a relationship with someone, the best way to hide it is to be intimate in public, especially in places where a lot of your friends would see. Have the guy walk the girl home all the time, and deny all everything beyond friendship with the other person. "We're just friends/close friends" is a very good line.
Self-explanatory.
8. 4+2 = 0
4 people + 2 people = nothing.
4 people = TC, JW, HK, and TW.
2 people = Bolun and Jerome.
nothing remains.
9.Oil is for cooking.
For those of you who forget this simple fact.
10. Bolun and Jerome are a teacher's greatest fears.
The only exception is Ms Lai.
11.Abigail eats very fast.
She eats in this manner: (While talking to friends) Pile noodles onto spoon slowly, making sure they are all safely tucked inside the spoon. As someone says something, dump all the noodles back into the bowl while commenting on what has just been said. Repeat a few more times, then finally eat the noodles one small spoonful at a time, while taking forever to chew.
12.Alicia breaks the sound barrier, in the literal sense.
Self-explanatory.
13.Claire is actually very evil.
As are all girls.
14.Yu Xian has very interesting reactions to things
"HUH?!", "OH SHIT!", and "WALAU!"
15.Angel is the worst possible name for the one with that name.
Like 100%. Contradictory, you know?
16.Shirley can achieve many things without doing much.
Self-explanatory.
17.Kah Kah thinks Metal is sounds that can be heard when crossing the road.
Using that logic, this can heard when crossing the road. How the hell did cars get two guitars, one drum set and cool vocals?
18.Tian Li is more dangerous than she appears.
A lot more.
19.Jieru is violent, sadistic and very dangerous.
Guys, stay away.
20.Tse Yin is the chosen of one god.
Stay away from her, lest you incite the wrath of the god.
21.Sarah runs like a duck, and has a very high voice.
Nevertheless.....
22.Wenting is quite hyperactive.
Jumps alot.
23.Suzanne is...I dunno...
24.Huixian is......you all know.
25.no comment.
26.Huey Chyi is cool.
No question about it.
27.Wei Jie can be completely random.
really.
28.Bryan....dunno...
29.Huakai changes girlfriend every 2 months or so.
Give or take 1 month.
30.Jerome fears no man, only one woman.
Yep.
31.Joshua has boobs.
B cup.
32.Choon Zuan lacks good judgement.
Indeed.
33.Yaozhong needs a new haircut, and has to stop spacing out.
yes.
34.Yijun is a bully magnet.
Despite being a bear, he can't fight back.
35.Yousheng can unleash the beast within.
RED CHAKRA!
36.Bolun is no mortal.
He fears no one except his mum. Everyone fears him.
37.TC is more awesome than everyone else.
38.Chiun Yuan has a very strong grip.
Like a badger.
39.William is the source of much laughter.
Mostly through Anne jokes.
40.Tseng Wei isn't actually cold.
Just icy.
41.Junwei smells like seaweed after sweating.
From like 3 meters away.
And, you know...after 2 years....We're finally splitting classes. Most of us anyway.....so...I just wanna say something to all of you....
HAHAHAHAHA....SEEYA SUCKERS!
