Today's post will be about a topic close to my heart(I'm still wondering if I have one, but for now we'll just assume I do)
Music. And not that stupid pussy stuff like Simple Plan. They whine alot.
It's like listening to my baby cousin. Actually she sounds better.
Anyway. Metal has not been around for long. 30 or so years. Developed in late 60s and early 70s. People seem to think Metal = lots of screaming. According to sources, Metal developed from THE BLUES. That's right. THE BLUES. So you can't say that it's just crazy people screaming. It's THE BLUES. Blue's rock and psychedelic rock. Some early pioneers were people like Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath and Deep Purple. That means pieces like Stairway to Heaven and the famous Smoke on the Water also counts as Metal. You'll notice that there is NO SCREAMING in either Smoke on the Water or Stairway to Heaven. Oh by the way, you'll notice that they are 6 mins and 8 mins respectively. Anyone knows why songs are a lot shorter nowadays?
Anyway. It's not people destroying drums and pulling out guitar strings either.
Listen to Indestructible by Disturbed. Notice the background riff during the verses. That is one of the most interesting riffs i've heard in a long time(mainly because it sounds funky and took me 1 month++ of listening to the song to notice). And listen to the solos of a few metal songs. I suggest Slipknot for people with good resistance and Disturbed for those who prefer a softer form of Metal(or for those who don't prefer Metal at all). Listen to the riffs and solos. Some of the best guitarwork out there.
Then about drums. Listen to Pull Harder on the Strings of Your Martyr by Trivium.
At least the first 10 seconds. Right there, you hear some good drumming. Listen to the rest of the song and pay attention to the drums. In fact, pay attention to the drums in every song you listen to. Notice the intricacies of the drumwork.
And vocals? Sure, some of them scream and shout, but have you ever looked at the lyrics? Most of them have a meaning to them(most, not all. There are always a few idiots really screaming and shouting for no reason). And the shouting? Come on, it lifts your mood. Gives you energy and rhythym. Headbangers bang heads for a reason. Too much energy is my reason. No idea about the others. Listening to metal makes you wanna jump around and DO stuff. At least for me it does. So give metal a chance. I don't wanna be the only kid in school who listens to metal.
Friday, December 12, 2008
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
NPC
Returned from NPC 2008 yesterday. NPC can stand for:
Non-Player Character
No Plugs Can
Never Play Coy
Noobs Pilfer Conmen
Negros Pwn Canadians
Nigeria Pwns Canada
Netherlands Probably Couldn't
Norway Probably Could
No Peeing, Copernicus
Nab Police Choreographers
Nachos Present Cheese
Nacre Pearls Cry
Nads Please, Cowboy
Naff Playboys Colonize
Nagging Prebupescent Crybabies
Nah, Pisshead Cunt
Nails Penetrate Clooney
Naive President's Chinless
Naked People Cover
Name Pablo Caca
Nanny Powered Culling
Nanobot Pulls Chinups
Nap Productively, Caesar
Napalm Poured Cautiously
Napkins Protect Crotches
Nappies Protect Children
Narcissism Pleases Cats
Narked Producer Caves
Narrator Progenerates Cars
Narrow Pe..People Crowd
Nasal Placenta Calls
Nascent Project Cools
Nasty Prince Commits
Natal Parrots Cleave
National Players Check
Native Plants Correct
Natter Produces Chatter
Natural Ponds Congeal
Nature Produces Corpses
Naughty Parents Control
Nautical Pirates Cry
Naval Position Closed
National Pioneering Competition
However, in this case, it stands for National Patrol Camp.
P.S. I used 7 pages of words beginning with N, but am now too tired to continue.
It lasted 5 days and 4 nights, and it sucked. Our campsite was damn muddy. The people on our right had it worse though. Catholic High won the following:
Gold
Best Patrol
Best Orienteering Team
Best First Aid Team
Best Campsite
Best Camp Cooking
Best Campfire Skit
I'm sure there are more, but you get the point. The point being that we need to burn down Catholic High so that other people can win something. Won't tell you what we guys won. Find out when school starts. Suffice to say, it did not really meet our expectations. There were a total of less than 30 girls out of the 480 participants, and they mostly look like this.
Well, not EXACTLY, but you get the point. Mostly, not all ;)
To quote myself, "I don't even mind getting a (results undisclosed), but I didn't even talk to a girl the whole camp"
Except for that weird girl who giggled when I got annoyed at having to take back the cover of the box that we had to wash so I could wash it again. Who wasn't anything special. Oh well.
Then there was the thing about judges. While most of them were quite okay, like that little old guy and Benjamin(BENNY!), there's always a dick like that guy called Tat Wai to screw up your life. They say that our seniors pissed him off long ago and he still hates RV scouts. Screw that fuckface.
I think fun and comfort clouds my judgement. During the camp I massacred ants and assisted in the demise of 2 earthworms and 2 crickets. Oh well.
Non-Player Character
No Plugs Can
Never Play Coy
Noobs Pilfer Conmen
Negros Pwn Canadians
Nigeria Pwns Canada
Netherlands Probably Couldn't
Norway Probably Could
No Peeing, Copernicus
Nab Police Choreographers
Nachos Present Cheese
Nacre Pearls Cry
Nads Please, Cowboy
Naff Playboys Colonize
Nagging Prebupescent Crybabies
Nah, Pisshead Cunt
Nails Penetrate Clooney
Naive President's Chinless
Naked People Cover
Name Pablo Caca
Nanny Powered Culling
Nanobot Pulls Chinups
Nap Productively, Caesar
Napalm Poured Cautiously
Napkins Protect Crotches
Nappies Protect Children
Narcissism Pleases Cats
Narked Producer Caves
Narrator Progenerates Cars
Narrow Pe..People Crowd
Nasal Placenta Calls
Nascent Project Cools
Nasty Prince Commits
Natal Parrots Cleave
National Players Check
Native Plants Correct
Natter Produces Chatter
Natural Ponds Congeal
Nature Produces Corpses
Naughty Parents Control
Nautical Pirates Cry
Naval Position Closed
National Pioneering Competition
However, in this case, it stands for National Patrol Camp.
P.S. I used 7 pages of words beginning with N, but am now too tired to continue.
It lasted 5 days and 4 nights, and it sucked. Our campsite was damn muddy. The people on our right had it worse though. Catholic High won the following:
Gold
Best Patrol
Best Orienteering Team
Best First Aid Team
Best Campsite
Best Camp Cooking
Best Campfire Skit
I'm sure there are more, but you get the point. The point being that we need to burn down Catholic High so that other people can win something. Won't tell you what we guys won. Find out when school starts. Suffice to say, it did not really meet our expectations. There were a total of less than 30 girls out of the 480 participants, and they mostly look like this.
Well, not EXACTLY, but you get the point. Mostly, not all ;)
To quote myself, "I don't even mind getting a (results undisclosed), but I didn't even talk to a girl the whole camp"
Except for that weird girl who giggled when I got annoyed at having to take back the cover of the box that we had to wash so I could wash it again. Who wasn't anything special. Oh well.
Then there was the thing about judges. While most of them were quite okay, like that little old guy and Benjamin(BENNY!), there's always a dick like that guy called Tat Wai to screw up your life. They say that our seniors pissed him off long ago and he still hates RV scouts. Screw that fuckface.
I think fun and comfort clouds my judgement. During the camp I massacred ants and assisted in the demise of 2 earthworms and 2 crickets. Oh well.
Sunday, November 16, 2008
What I've learnt over the years......
There are many things I have learnt during my time with 2B. Most of it is useless trivia and miscellaneous stuff. Some, however are quite interesting.
1.When the shit hits the fan, the only safe place is directly under the fan.
said by Jerome
This line is quite true. Basically, this means, be the guy who throws the shit, and you'll be safe
2.Just when you think someone has hit rock bottom in intelligence(or lack thereof), they can go lower.
There is always someone worse off.
3.There is no such thing as an indestructible object/person.
A bit of wisdom we have glimpsed from the god of destruction himself.
4.Be ready to learn information about other people that could potentially be used to blackmail them/ have a laugh.
Everyone has secrets. Learn them, and you have power over them.
5.If you shoot something from a rubber band, it is possible for your projectile to veer 90 degrees off course and hit someone directly to the right of your rubber band, causing an impact that will permanently scar them.
Another bit of wisdom, this time contributed by our very own genius in 2B.
6.Who needs Weapons of Mass Destruction? You only need Bolun and Jerome.
Nothing stands in their way.
7.If you're in a relationship with someone, the best way to hide it is to be intimate in public, especially in places where a lot of your friends would see. Have the guy walk the girl home all the time, and deny all everything beyond friendship with the other person. "We're just friends/close friends" is a very good line.
Self-explanatory.
8. 4+2 = 0
4 people + 2 people = nothing.
4 people = TC, JW, HK, and TW.
2 people = Bolun and Jerome.
nothing remains.
9.Oil is for cooking.
For those of you who forget this simple fact.
10. Bolun and Jerome are a teacher's greatest fears.
The only exception is Ms Lai.
11.Abigail eats very fast.
She eats in this manner: (While talking to friends) Pile noodles onto spoon slowly, making sure they are all safely tucked inside the spoon. As someone says something, dump all the noodles back into the bowl while commenting on what has just been said. Repeat a few more times, then finally eat the noodles one small spoonful at a time, while taking forever to chew.
12.Alicia breaks the sound barrier, in the literal sense.
Self-explanatory.
13.Claire is actually very evil.
As are all girls.
14.Yu Xian has very interesting reactions to things
"HUH?!", "OH SHIT!", and "WALAU!"
15.Angel is the worst possible name for the one with that name.
Like 100%. Contradictory, you know?
16.Shirley can achieve many things without doing much.
Self-explanatory.
17.Kah Kah thinks Metal is sounds that can be heard when crossing the road.
Using that logic, this can heard when crossing the road. How the hell did cars get two guitars, one drum set and cool vocals?
18.Tian Li is more dangerous than she appears.
A lot more.
19.Jieru is violent, sadistic and very dangerous.
Guys, stay away.
20.Tse Yin is the chosen of one god.
Stay away from her, lest you incite the wrath of the god.
21.Sarah runs like a duck, and has a very high voice.
Nevertheless.....
22.Wenting is quite hyperactive.
Jumps alot.
23.Suzanne is...I dunno...
24.Huixian is......you all know.
25.no comment.
26.Huey Chyi is cool.
No question about it.
27.Wei Jie can be completely random.
really.
28.Bryan....dunno...
29.Huakai changes girlfriend every 2 months or so.
Give or take 1 month.
30.Jerome fears no man, only one woman.
Yep.
31.Joshua has boobs.
B cup.
32.Choon Zuan lacks good judgement.
Indeed.
33.Yaozhong needs a new haircut, and has to stop spacing out.
yes.
34.Yijun is a bully magnet.
Despite being a bear, he can't fight back.
35.Yousheng can unleash the beast within.
RED CHAKRA!
36.Bolun is no mortal.
He fears no one except his mum. Everyone fears him.
37.TC is more awesome than everyone else.
38.Chiun Yuan has a very strong grip.
Like a badger.
39.William is the source of much laughter.
Mostly through Anne jokes.
40.Tseng Wei isn't actually cold.
Just icy.
41.Junwei smells like seaweed after sweating.
From like 3 meters away.
And, you know...after 2 years....We're finally splitting classes. Most of us anyway.....so...I just wanna say something to all of you....
HAHAHAHAHA....SEEYA SUCKERS!
1.When the shit hits the fan, the only safe place is directly under the fan.
said by Jerome
This line is quite true. Basically, this means, be the guy who throws the shit, and you'll be safe
2.Just when you think someone has hit rock bottom in intelligence(or lack thereof), they can go lower.
There is always someone worse off.
3.There is no such thing as an indestructible object/person.
A bit of wisdom we have glimpsed from the god of destruction himself.
4.Be ready to learn information about other people that could potentially be used to blackmail them/ have a laugh.
Everyone has secrets. Learn them, and you have power over them.
5.If you shoot something from a rubber band, it is possible for your projectile to veer 90 degrees off course and hit someone directly to the right of your rubber band, causing an impact that will permanently scar them.
Another bit of wisdom, this time contributed by our very own genius in 2B.
6.Who needs Weapons of Mass Destruction? You only need Bolun and Jerome.
Nothing stands in their way.
7.If you're in a relationship with someone, the best way to hide it is to be intimate in public, especially in places where a lot of your friends would see. Have the guy walk the girl home all the time, and deny all everything beyond friendship with the other person. "We're just friends/close friends" is a very good line.
Self-explanatory.
8. 4+2 = 0
4 people + 2 people = nothing.
4 people = TC, JW, HK, and TW.
2 people = Bolun and Jerome.
nothing remains.
9.Oil is for cooking.
For those of you who forget this simple fact.
10. Bolun and Jerome are a teacher's greatest fears.
The only exception is Ms Lai.
11.Abigail eats very fast.
She eats in this manner: (While talking to friends) Pile noodles onto spoon slowly, making sure they are all safely tucked inside the spoon. As someone says something, dump all the noodles back into the bowl while commenting on what has just been said. Repeat a few more times, then finally eat the noodles one small spoonful at a time, while taking forever to chew.
12.Alicia breaks the sound barrier, in the literal sense.
Self-explanatory.
13.Claire is actually very evil.
As are all girls.
14.Yu Xian has very interesting reactions to things
"HUH?!", "OH SHIT!", and "WALAU!"
15.Angel is the worst possible name for the one with that name.
Like 100%. Contradictory, you know?
16.Shirley can achieve many things without doing much.
Self-explanatory.
17.Kah Kah thinks Metal is sounds that can be heard when crossing the road.
Using that logic, this can heard when crossing the road. How the hell did cars get two guitars, one drum set and cool vocals?
18.Tian Li is more dangerous than she appears.
A lot more.
19.Jieru is violent, sadistic and very dangerous.
Guys, stay away.
20.Tse Yin is the chosen of one god.
Stay away from her, lest you incite the wrath of the god.
21.Sarah runs like a duck, and has a very high voice.
Nevertheless.....
22.Wenting is quite hyperactive.
Jumps alot.
23.Suzanne is...I dunno...
24.Huixian is......you all know.
25.no comment.
26.Huey Chyi is cool.
No question about it.
27.Wei Jie can be completely random.
really.
28.Bryan....dunno...
29.Huakai changes girlfriend every 2 months or so.
Give or take 1 month.
30.Jerome fears no man, only one woman.
Yep.
31.Joshua has boobs.
B cup.
32.Choon Zuan lacks good judgement.
Indeed.
33.Yaozhong needs a new haircut, and has to stop spacing out.
yes.
34.Yijun is a bully magnet.
Despite being a bear, he can't fight back.
35.Yousheng can unleash the beast within.
RED CHAKRA!
36.Bolun is no mortal.
He fears no one except his mum. Everyone fears him.
37.TC is more awesome than everyone else.
38.Chiun Yuan has a very strong grip.
Like a badger.
39.William is the source of much laughter.
Mostly through Anne jokes.
40.Tseng Wei isn't actually cold.
Just icy.
41.Junwei smells like seaweed after sweating.
From like 3 meters away.
And, you know...after 2 years....We're finally splitting classes. Most of us anyway.....so...I just wanna say something to all of you....
HAHAHAHAHA....SEEYA SUCKERS!
Thursday, November 13, 2008
An in-depth analysis of Twittery
Today's post will be something that I've not done in......well...never.... Anyway.
Twittery is something we have all seen before. "Euux", "Luurbbexz", and "worrx"(that how you spell it?) is rampant among teenage girls (mentally-challenged, sexually deprived beasts) in Singapore (I live in singapura.....what? no i'm not singing....).
Let's analyze some of their most common sentences.....
il0rbbehhhym: TRANSLATION: "I love him" (I don't.)
Well....only one thing can be said about this.....WHAT.THE.....COOKIE.(Yes, contrary to popular belief, this is a family friendly site =D. From now on, all profanities will be replaced with cookie. Why? I like cookies. Mmmmm...Chocolate chip.)
let's break up the word.
"i" "l0rbbe" and "hhhym". while "i" can still be understood (when separated from the rest of the "word") "l0rbbe" is...damn. It's not even a word. it has a NUMBER in it...I mean, if you were to pronounce it, you'd get "Lzerorbbbuh"....COME ON.....
and "hhhym".....3 h's....What, do they have like asthma or something? I HAVE ASTHMA, AND I DON'T TALK LIKE THAT. Pronounced like "huhhhhhhhhhhhhym"?
Next.....painful....."sentence".....
shaeyy sh0 muchiies ab0utt peepuhhx. thiinkk ab0utt urrselffx fiirsttx larrhhs
Translation: Say so much about people. Think about yourself first larh.
Grammatically correct translation: Before criticizing others, first consider your own faults.
Well...this is as cookied up as the previous one.It's not even worth elaborating on...just try pronouncing it as it's spelled, and you get a whole bunch of nonsense. not even worth it.
The following "words" are taken from www.twitionary.blogspot.com. Thank the gods.
peepuhh. contributed by puppiiesG0oqq
Well it's supposed to be spelt people, meaning others. This "word" is seen in the above "sentence".
iiemm. contributed by d3adxd0lliiex (good thing computers have copy and paste.)
It's "I'm". So how this works would probably be like.....double the word, and add a redundant vowel. what the.
stiialllx. contributed by d3adxd0lliiex
Well this is rather understandable (as far as twits go...) as "still". This is just plain weird... I....don't get it....
miiyyes. contributed by d3adxd0lliiex
Ok this one took me 3 seconds to figure out. I thought it was "my", but then I looked at the sentence it was used in, and syntax seems to suggest that it's "me".
ME = 2 letters.
MIIYYES= 7 letters.
How.....how.....how.....what...how.....
criieppiinqx. contributed by d3adxd0lliiex
There is no actual definition for this "word". I couldn't find one, and I'm trying to decide whether it's "Creeping", "Crapping", "Crying" or "Cream Pie"...
sharrpdarrhs. contributed by d3adxd0lliiex
Well the closest would be shut up, as in, shuddup....but...with twits...you never know......
shaeyy. contributed by d3adxd0lliiex
Say la......dammit. See twits bring out the worst in me(well...not the worst, but bad enough) and I start losing control. I have to go smash some cars now.
s3e eUu p3eppuhhx later luhhx.......
Twittery is something we have all seen before. "Euux", "Luurbbexz", and "worrx"(that how you spell it?) is rampant among teenage girls (mentally-challenged, sexually deprived beasts) in Singapore (I live in singapura.....what? no i'm not singing....).
Let's analyze some of their most common sentences.....
il0rbbehhhym: TRANSLATION: "I love him" (I don't.)
Well....only one thing can be said about this.....WHAT.THE.....COOKIE.(Yes, contrary to popular belief, this is a family friendly site =D. From now on, all profanities will be replaced with cookie. Why? I like cookies. Mmmmm...Chocolate chip.)
let's break up the word.
"i" "l0rbbe" and "hhhym". while "i" can still be understood (when separated from the rest of the "word") "l0rbbe" is...damn. It's not even a word. it has a NUMBER in it...I mean, if you were to pronounce it, you'd get "Lzerorbbbuh"....COME ON.....
and "hhhym".....3 h's....What, do they have like asthma or something? I HAVE ASTHMA, AND I DON'T TALK LIKE THAT. Pronounced like "huhhhhhhhhhhhhym"?
Next.....painful....."sentence".....
shaeyy sh0 muchiies ab0utt peepuhhx. thiinkk ab0utt urrselffx fiirsttx larrhhs
Translation: Say so much about people. Think about yourself first larh.
Grammatically correct translation: Before criticizing others, first consider your own faults.
Well...this is as cookied up as the previous one.It's not even worth elaborating on...just try pronouncing it as it's spelled, and you get a whole bunch of nonsense. not even worth it.
The following "words" are taken from www.twitionary.blogspot.com. Thank the gods.
peepuhh. contributed by puppiiesG0oqq
Well it's supposed to be spelt people, meaning others. This "word" is seen in the above "sentence".
iiemm. contributed by d3adxd0lliiex (good thing computers have copy and paste.)
It's "I'm". So how this works would probably be like.....double the word, and add a redundant vowel. what the.
stiialllx. contributed by d3adxd0lliiex
Well this is rather understandable (as far as twits go...) as "still". This is just plain weird... I....don't get it....
miiyyes. contributed by d3adxd0lliiex
Ok this one took me 3 seconds to figure out. I thought it was "my", but then I looked at the sentence it was used in, and syntax seems to suggest that it's "me".
ME = 2 letters.
MIIYYES= 7 letters.
How.....how.....how.....what...how.....
criieppiinqx. contributed by d3adxd0lliiex
There is no actual definition for this "word". I couldn't find one, and I'm trying to decide whether it's "Creeping", "Crapping", "Crying" or "Cream Pie"...
sharrpdarrhs. contributed by d3adxd0lliiex
Well the closest would be shut up, as in, shuddup....but...with twits...you never know......
shaeyy. contributed by d3adxd0lliiex
Say la......dammit. See twits bring out the worst in me(well...not the worst, but bad enough) and I start losing control. I have to go smash some cars now.
s3e eUu p3eppuhhx later luhhx.......
Friday, October 31, 2008
Fine.....
Nothing to update.
Out of sheer boredom.....
I'll do a lame quiz....
That I for some reason was tagged.....
JVB wouldn't work out well.
1.The person who tagged you is?
The most intelligent person in the world.
2.Your relationship with him/her?
Hate
3.Your 5 impressions of her.
Retarded
Fat
Retarded
Fat
Fat
4.The most memorable thing he/she has done for you?
Increase my IQ
5.The most memorable thing she had said to you?
Nothing.
6.If he/she becomes your lover, the thing he/she has to improveon would be?
Iq, personality, and looks. Summary: Everything.
7.If she becomes your enemy?
Already is
8.What is it you want to tell her now?
Get smarter. Go for liposuction.
9. Your overall impression of her is?
Retarded
10.How do you think people around you will feel around you?
Good.
11.The characters you love yourself are?
Characters?
12.On the contrary, the characters you hate yourself are?
What?
13.The most ideal person you want to be is?
Nero. He has a badass sword and a cool right arm.
14.For the people that care and love you, say something to them.
...................
15.Pass this quiz to 10 people that you wish to know how they feel about you.
In random order:
1)Claire
2)Huixian
3)Mr Chua
4)Mrs Look
5)Linkin Pig
6)Junwei
7,8,9,10)Readers
16. Who is no.6 having a relationship with?
*coughs*children*coughs*
17.Is no.9 a male or female?
the readers are mostly female.
18.If no.7 and 10 are together, would it be a good thing?
some of them are.
19.What is no.2 studying about?
Biology.
20.When was the last time you had a chat with no.3?
When I didn't tuck in my shirt
21.What kind of music band does no.8 like?
They probably like annoying chinese love songs, japanese music and english soft rock.
22.Does no.1 has any siblings?
I dunno.
23.Will you woo no.3?
No.
24.How about 7?
Some.
25.Is no. 4 single?
Interestingly, no.
26.What is the surname of no.5?
Lin
27.What is a hobby of no. 10?
Reading this blog
28.Does no.5 and 9 get on well?
I guess....None of them have been fried yet.
29.Where is no. 2 studying at?
Human Organization of Researching New Yolks
30.Talk about something for no. 1
Can't.
31.Have you tried developing feelings for no.8?
Are you ready? No, readers, I've never tried developing feelings for you guys.
32.Where does no. 9 live at?
Singahpor.
33.What color does no. 4 like?
Pain.
34.Are no. 1 and 5 best friends?
Yah.
35.Does no. 1 has any pets?
Yes, it's a tame CY.
36.Is no.7 the sexiest person in the world?
No.
37.What is no.10 doing now?
Reading this.
Are you ready for the Blockbuster film of the year?
You've seen the movies Jerome, Jerome 2 and Jerome: Resurrection
You've seen the movies Bolun, Bolun 2 and Bolun: Concrete Balloon
Now, watch as these two gods come together in a never-before-seen epic:
J V B!
e s o
r l
o u
m n
e
Jerome: The supergod who controls everything and desires nothing!
Bolun: The god of destruction, destroying ALL in his path!
Who will triumph?!
Who shall be victorious?!
Watch to find out!
Coming soon to a cinema near you!
Out of sheer boredom.....
I'll do a lame quiz....
That I for some reason was tagged.....
JVB wouldn't work out well.
1.The person who tagged you is?
The most intelligent person in the world.
2.Your relationship with him/her?
Hate
3.Your 5 impressions of her.
Retarded
Fat
Retarded
Fat
Fat
4.The most memorable thing he/she has done for you?
Increase my IQ
5.The most memorable thing she had said to you?
Nothing.
6.If he/she becomes your lover, the thing he/she has to improveon would be?
Iq, personality, and looks. Summary: Everything.
7.If she becomes your enemy?
Already is
8.What is it you want to tell her now?
Get smarter. Go for liposuction.
9. Your overall impression of her is?
Retarded
10.How do you think people around you will feel around you?
Good.
11.The characters you love yourself are?
Characters?
12.On the contrary, the characters you hate yourself are?
What?
13.The most ideal person you want to be is?
Nero. He has a badass sword and a cool right arm.
14.For the people that care and love you, say something to them.
...................
15.Pass this quiz to 10 people that you wish to know how they feel about you.
In random order:
1)Claire
2)Huixian
3)Mr Chua
4)Mrs Look
5)Linkin Pig
6)Junwei
7,8,9,10)Readers
16. Who is no.6 having a relationship with?
*coughs*children*coughs*
17.Is no.9 a male or female?
the readers are mostly female.
18.If no.7 and 10 are together, would it be a good thing?
some of them are.
19.What is no.2 studying about?
Biology.
20.When was the last time you had a chat with no.3?
When I didn't tuck in my shirt
21.What kind of music band does no.8 like?
They probably like annoying chinese love songs, japanese music and english soft rock.
22.Does no.1 has any siblings?
I dunno.
23.Will you woo no.3?
No.
24.How about 7?
Some.
25.Is no. 4 single?
Interestingly, no.
26.What is the surname of no.5?
Lin
27.What is a hobby of no. 10?
Reading this blog
28.Does no.5 and 9 get on well?
I guess....None of them have been fried yet.
29.Where is no. 2 studying at?
Human Organization of Researching New Yolks
30.Talk about something for no. 1
Can't.
31.Have you tried developing feelings for no.8?
Are you ready? No, readers, I've never tried developing feelings for you guys.
32.Where does no. 9 live at?
Singahpor.
33.What color does no. 4 like?
Pain.
34.Are no. 1 and 5 best friends?
Yah.
35.Does no. 1 has any pets?
Yes, it's a tame CY.
36.Is no.7 the sexiest person in the world?
No.
37.What is no.10 doing now?
Reading this.
Are you ready for the Blockbuster film of the year?
You've seen the movies Jerome, Jerome 2 and Jerome: Resurrection
You've seen the movies Bolun, Bolun 2 and Bolun: Concrete Balloon
Now, watch as these two gods come together in a never-before-seen epic:
J V B!
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Jerome: The supergod who controls everything and desires nothing!
Bolun: The god of destruction, destroying ALL in his path!
Who will triumph?!
Who shall be victorious?!
Watch to find out!
Coming soon to a cinema near you!
Monday, October 6, 2008
Everyone must recognize the hero in us. In every human being....well...in MOST human beings, is a hero. That's why DaSilvaMonkay has taken the trouble to turn people into DotA heroes!
First of, we have the almighty Bolun.
Liu Bolun the lvl 25 Bolun.
Starting Stats:
STR 50
AGI:50
INT:50
Egg Aura: Nearby enemies take damage every second in the presence of Bolun's egg shell aura.
Lvl 1: 50 damage
Lvl 2: 100 damage
Lvl 3: 150 damage
Lvl 4: 200 damage
Anger: Bolun is fueled by a powerful rage, granting extra STR and AGI.
Lvl 1: 25 STR and AGI
Lvl 2: 35 STR and AGI
Lvl 3: 45 STR and AGI
Lvl 4: 50 STR and AGI
Irritance: Bolun has every trick in the world to irritate people. As a result, he gains the ability to passively irritate enemies around him.
Lvl 1: Enemies minus 20 to all stats.
Lvl 2: Enemies minus 20 to all stats, and cannot attack.
Lvl 3: Enemies minus 20 to all stats, cannot attack, and will try to keep outside 500 range of Bolun.
Lvl 4: Enemies minus 20 to all stats, cannot attack, and will try to keep outside 500 range of Bolun, unless their health is below 500, in which case they will attack Bolun.
Ulti: Bolun's Might(passive)
Lvl 1: Bolun is invulnerable to magic.
Lvl 2: Bolun is invulnerable to magic and has infinite mana
Lvl 3: Bolun is invulnerable to magic, has infinite mana, gains 50 to all stats, and +300 damage.
Lvl 4: Bolun is completely invulnerable, has infinite mana, gains 50 to all stats and +300 damage
Now, for the next one, he who has so far proven Bolun's equal.....
Jerome the lvl 25 Class Chairperson.
Starting Stats:
STR: 50
AGI: 50
INT: 50
Corrosive: Jerome is extremely venomous, causing his saliva and skin to be corrosive.
Lvl 1: Adds +20 to attack, slow poison, and all enemies in melee range of Jerome take 50 damage every second.
Lvl 2: Adds +30 to attack, slow poison, and all enemies in melee range of Jerome take 75 damage every second.
Lvl 3: Adds +40 to attack, slow poison, and all enemies in melee range of Jerome take 100 damage every second.
Lvl 4: Adds +50 to attack, slow poison, and all enemies in melee range of Jerome take 150 damage every second.
Persuade: Jerome has never lost an argument, except to Bolun. He can therefore convert waves of creep to his side of the battle. This has a 70% chance of failing in Bolun's presence.
Lvl 1: Converts 5 creeps, and enemy heroes cannot attack for 30 seconds.
Lvl 2: Converts 10 creeps, and enemy heroes cannot attack for 30 seconds.
Lvl 3: Converts 15 creeps, and enemy heroes cannot attack for 30 seconds.
Lvl 4: Converts 20 creeps, and enemy heroes cannot attack for 30 seconds.
Sprint: Jerome can sprint continuously without tiring.
Lvl 1: +200 to movement speed permanently
Lvl 2: +300 to movement speed permanently
Lvl 3: +400 to movement speed permanently
Lvl 4: +500 to movement speed permanently
Ulti: Jerome's Might(passive)
Lvl 1: Jerome is invulnerable to magic.
Lvl 2: Jerome is invulnerable to magic and has infinite mana
Lvl 3: Jerome is invulnerable to magic, has infinite mana and gains 45 to all stats.
Lvl 4: Jerome is invulnerable to magic, has infinite mana, gains 45 to all stats and gains +200 damage.
Now, the one we all adore in view of his fantastic vocals........
Tseng Wei the lvl 25 Silent One.
Starting Stats:
STR: 40
AGI: 40
INT: 40
Tseng Wei Aura: Tseng Wei's silence pervades the air around him, forcing others to take notice.
Lvl 1, 2, 3, 4: Enemy creeps run away in fear upon seeing Tseng Wei
Sing: Tseng Wei's amazing vocals inspire his allies and damage his enemies.
Lvl 1: All positive buffs on allies, all negative buffs on enemies, + 50 damage to enemies.
Lvl 2: All positive buffs on allies, all negative buffs on enemies, + 75 damage to enemies.
Lvl 3: All positive buffs on allies, all negative buffs on enemies, + 150 damage to enemies.
Lvl 4: All positive buffs on allies, all negative buffs on enemies, + 350 damage to enemies.
Ruthless: Tseng Wei is ruthless and sadistic, gaining an increase to STR everytime he kills an enemy.
Lvl 1: 1 STR per enemy
Lvl 2: 2 STR per enemy
Lvl 3: 3 STR per enemy
Lvl 4: 4 STR per enemy
Ulti: The Silent One's Might(passive)
Lvl 1: Stuns all enemies that attack him for 5 seconds.
Lvl 2: Stuns all enemies that attack him for 5 seconds and returns 90% of the damage.
Lvl 3: Stuns all enemies that attack him for 5 seconds, returns 90% of the damage to each enemy in melee range separately.
Lvl 4: Stuns all enemies that attack him for 5 seconds, returns 90% of the damage to each enemy in melee range separately, and constantly damages all enemies in a 500 range for 200 every second.
Now, our asshole of the year.....
Huakai the lvl 25 Asshole
Starting Stats:
STR: 75
AGI: 50
INT: 50
Punch: Huakai punches his enemy hard, dealing massive amounts of damage.
Lvl 1: 250 damage
Lvl 2: 450 damage
Lvl 3: 750 damage
Lvl 4: 1000 damage
Trip: Huakai trips his enemy.
Lvl 1: 15 second stun
Lvl 2: 20 second stun
Lvl 3: 25 second stun
Lvl 4: 30 second stun
Joke: Huakai tells a lame joke, causing all units in the area to be stunned.
Lvl 1: 40 second stun
Lvl 2: 45 second stun
Lvl 3: 50 second stun
Lvl 4: 60 second stun.
Ulti: Power of the Asshole(passive)
Lvl 1: Huakai gains +50 STR
Lvl 2: Huakai gains +50 STR, and is invulnerable to physical attacks.
Lvl 3: Huakai gains +50 STR, is invulnerable to physical attacks and causes all enemies in the area to lose 15 armour permanently.
Lvl 4: Huakai gains +50 STR, is invulnerable to physical attacks, causes all enemies in the area to lose 15 armour permanently, and has infinite mana.
First of, we have the almighty Bolun.
Liu Bolun the lvl 25 Bolun.
Starting Stats:
STR 50
AGI:50
INT:50
Egg Aura: Nearby enemies take damage every second in the presence of Bolun's egg shell aura.
Lvl 1: 50 damage
Lvl 2: 100 damage
Lvl 3: 150 damage
Lvl 4: 200 damage
Anger: Bolun is fueled by a powerful rage, granting extra STR and AGI.
Lvl 1: 25 STR and AGI
Lvl 2: 35 STR and AGI
Lvl 3: 45 STR and AGI
Lvl 4: 50 STR and AGI
Irritance: Bolun has every trick in the world to irritate people. As a result, he gains the ability to passively irritate enemies around him.
Lvl 1: Enemies minus 20 to all stats.
Lvl 2: Enemies minus 20 to all stats, and cannot attack.
Lvl 3: Enemies minus 20 to all stats, cannot attack, and will try to keep outside 500 range of Bolun.
Lvl 4: Enemies minus 20 to all stats, cannot attack, and will try to keep outside 500 range of Bolun, unless their health is below 500, in which case they will attack Bolun.
Ulti: Bolun's Might(passive)
Lvl 1: Bolun is invulnerable to magic.
Lvl 2: Bolun is invulnerable to magic and has infinite mana
Lvl 3: Bolun is invulnerable to magic, has infinite mana, gains 50 to all stats, and +300 damage.
Lvl 4: Bolun is completely invulnerable, has infinite mana, gains 50 to all stats and +300 damage
Now, for the next one, he who has so far proven Bolun's equal.....
Jerome the lvl 25 Class Chairperson.
Starting Stats:
STR: 50
AGI: 50
INT: 50
Corrosive: Jerome is extremely venomous, causing his saliva and skin to be corrosive.
Lvl 1: Adds +20 to attack, slow poison, and all enemies in melee range of Jerome take 50 damage every second.
Lvl 2: Adds +30 to attack, slow poison, and all enemies in melee range of Jerome take 75 damage every second.
Lvl 3: Adds +40 to attack, slow poison, and all enemies in melee range of Jerome take 100 damage every second.
Lvl 4: Adds +50 to attack, slow poison, and all enemies in melee range of Jerome take 150 damage every second.
Persuade: Jerome has never lost an argument, except to Bolun. He can therefore convert waves of creep to his side of the battle. This has a 70% chance of failing in Bolun's presence.
Lvl 1: Converts 5 creeps, and enemy heroes cannot attack for 30 seconds.
Lvl 2: Converts 10 creeps, and enemy heroes cannot attack for 30 seconds.
Lvl 3: Converts 15 creeps, and enemy heroes cannot attack for 30 seconds.
Lvl 4: Converts 20 creeps, and enemy heroes cannot attack for 30 seconds.
Sprint: Jerome can sprint continuously without tiring.
Lvl 1: +200 to movement speed permanently
Lvl 2: +300 to movement speed permanently
Lvl 3: +400 to movement speed permanently
Lvl 4: +500 to movement speed permanently
Ulti: Jerome's Might(passive)
Lvl 1: Jerome is invulnerable to magic.
Lvl 2: Jerome is invulnerable to magic and has infinite mana
Lvl 3: Jerome is invulnerable to magic, has infinite mana and gains 45 to all stats.
Lvl 4: Jerome is invulnerable to magic, has infinite mana, gains 45 to all stats and gains +200 damage.
Now, the one we all adore in view of his fantastic vocals........
Tseng Wei the lvl 25 Silent One.
Starting Stats:
STR: 40
AGI: 40
INT: 40
Tseng Wei Aura: Tseng Wei's silence pervades the air around him, forcing others to take notice.
Lvl 1, 2, 3, 4: Enemy creeps run away in fear upon seeing Tseng Wei
Sing: Tseng Wei's amazing vocals inspire his allies and damage his enemies.
Lvl 1: All positive buffs on allies, all negative buffs on enemies, + 50 damage to enemies.
Lvl 2: All positive buffs on allies, all negative buffs on enemies, + 75 damage to enemies.
Lvl 3: All positive buffs on allies, all negative buffs on enemies, + 150 damage to enemies.
Lvl 4: All positive buffs on allies, all negative buffs on enemies, + 350 damage to enemies.
Ruthless: Tseng Wei is ruthless and sadistic, gaining an increase to STR everytime he kills an enemy.
Lvl 1: 1 STR per enemy
Lvl 2: 2 STR per enemy
Lvl 3: 3 STR per enemy
Lvl 4: 4 STR per enemy
Ulti: The Silent One's Might(passive)
Lvl 1: Stuns all enemies that attack him for 5 seconds.
Lvl 2: Stuns all enemies that attack him for 5 seconds and returns 90% of the damage.
Lvl 3: Stuns all enemies that attack him for 5 seconds, returns 90% of the damage to each enemy in melee range separately.
Lvl 4: Stuns all enemies that attack him for 5 seconds, returns 90% of the damage to each enemy in melee range separately, and constantly damages all enemies in a 500 range for 200 every second.
Now, our asshole of the year.....
Huakai the lvl 25 Asshole
Starting Stats:
STR: 75
AGI: 50
INT: 50
Punch: Huakai punches his enemy hard, dealing massive amounts of damage.
Lvl 1: 250 damage
Lvl 2: 450 damage
Lvl 3: 750 damage
Lvl 4: 1000 damage
Trip: Huakai trips his enemy.
Lvl 1: 15 second stun
Lvl 2: 20 second stun
Lvl 3: 25 second stun
Lvl 4: 30 second stun
Joke: Huakai tells a lame joke, causing all units in the area to be stunned.
Lvl 1: 40 second stun
Lvl 2: 45 second stun
Lvl 3: 50 second stun
Lvl 4: 60 second stun.
Ulti: Power of the Asshole(passive)
Lvl 1: Huakai gains +50 STR
Lvl 2: Huakai gains +50 STR, and is invulnerable to physical attacks.
Lvl 3: Huakai gains +50 STR, is invulnerable to physical attacks and causes all enemies in the area to lose 15 armour permanently.
Lvl 4: Huakai gains +50 STR, is invulnerable to physical attacks, causes all enemies in the area to lose 15 armour permanently, and has infinite mana.
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Well.....
I recently realized something. Once, I was asked, "Do you have a diary?" I said, "No." Now I realize that this blog has become something of a diary. I think here, and I throw my feelings here. Anyway.
Here is a question that I asked some intelligent people, and I would now like to pose it to you guys to see if the responses would be the same.
Let us assume that complete transparency is physically possible. Also assume that light reaches every corner of the universe. If everything is infinitely transparent, and we looked, what would we see? To help understand the question, when we look through a transparent surface, we see what's behind it. In this sense, what is "behind" the universe?
This is rather an interesting question, for one must assume that the universe is not everything. If the universe is not everything then, what lies beyond? Is it an abyss then? One guy mentioned that this question refers to the Physical Plane. Perhaps then, what lies beyond that universe is the Mental or Spiritual Plane? For surely, sight is pointless in these planes. Would we even "see" anything in these planes? Although the universe may seem large, this is but one of the many planes of existence, the physical plane. Therefore, looking into universe is but a small portion of the infinity of existence. What would be in the other planes? The physical plane is experienced through our 5 senses. Naturally this must mean that the Mental Plane is experienced by our mind, and the Spiritual Plane is experienced through our spirit. Experiencing something through our mind, as we know it, is thinking. However, all our thinking is based on our perception. For example, one can think of running. This, then, is based on our perception. What the person sees when he imagines himself running, what he feels, what he smells. Even when thinking verbally, such as in writing an essay, or solving a maths problem, this is based on our sight of words that we have imprinted into our memory.
Thinking then, cannot be the mental plane of existence. So what is? And finally, what is the spiritual plane of existence? How does one experience through the spirit? The spirit's experiences cannot be emotions, for these come from thinking and the physical body. Does the spirit experience at all?
Those are a heck lot of questions for 1 post. Answer them.
Here is a question that I asked some intelligent people, and I would now like to pose it to you guys to see if the responses would be the same.
Let us assume that complete transparency is physically possible. Also assume that light reaches every corner of the universe. If everything is infinitely transparent, and we looked, what would we see? To help understand the question, when we look through a transparent surface, we see what's behind it. In this sense, what is "behind" the universe?
This is rather an interesting question, for one must assume that the universe is not everything. If the universe is not everything then, what lies beyond? Is it an abyss then? One guy mentioned that this question refers to the Physical Plane. Perhaps then, what lies beyond that universe is the Mental or Spiritual Plane? For surely, sight is pointless in these planes. Would we even "see" anything in these planes? Although the universe may seem large, this is but one of the many planes of existence, the physical plane. Therefore, looking into universe is but a small portion of the infinity of existence. What would be in the other planes? The physical plane is experienced through our 5 senses. Naturally this must mean that the Mental Plane is experienced by our mind, and the Spiritual Plane is experienced through our spirit. Experiencing something through our mind, as we know it, is thinking. However, all our thinking is based on our perception. For example, one can think of running. This, then, is based on our perception. What the person sees when he imagines himself running, what he feels, what he smells. Even when thinking verbally, such as in writing an essay, or solving a maths problem, this is based on our sight of words that we have imprinted into our memory.
Thinking then, cannot be the mental plane of existence. So what is? And finally, what is the spiritual plane of existence? How does one experience through the spirit? The spirit's experiences cannot be emotions, for these come from thinking and the physical body. Does the spirit experience at all?
Those are a heck lot of questions for 1 post. Answer them.
Thursday, September 4, 2008
Hunger.....
Extremely hungry now. Time is 8.09pm and the last thing i ate was two packets of maggi mee around 11.00am.......Trying to occupy myself so I don't think about the hunger. Movie is loading really slowly. Hunger isn't always a bad thing...To quote from Gryllus the Pig, "Hunger is a really good thing if you know it's about to be satisfied." Oh great we're going for dinner now. YESSSSSSSSSSSS
Monday, September 1, 2008
Elephants = IMBA
Today I had a lot of interesting battles. Among them......54 elephants against an army of more than a thousand....
In the picture, it shows 4 troops of elephants. 3 men ride one elephant. The numbers show the men, not the elephants. add the numbers together, divide by 3, 54 elephants. The following chronicles the fight...........
The captain looked to the front. The forest spread out like a sheet over the land, and, as he knew, over the enemy. Scouts had reported a force of about a thousand before he had gone into battle. His men were worried, naturally. 170 men against a thousand? It was pure madness. Or was it?
African elephants were well-known animals of war in the parts they fought in. Each elephant had 3 men, one handler and 2 archers. Elephants were notoriously hard to kill. Whereas the average horse only took 3-4 arrows to kill, the elephant took nearly a hundred. Sharp swords and spears had difficulty piercing the thick hide of the elephant, and few men were brave enough to stand against a charging elephant, weighing at least a tonne, and brandishing 2 long, sharpened tusks. They were the perfect war animal.
The captain only saw 300 men, which meant that about 700 of them were hiding in the forest. Nevertheless, he would mow them down. He had already decided on his course of action. First, he would shoot them until he ran out of arrows, or until they charged. Then, his elephants charged. Simple, but effective. He was to continue on his way after the battle, as the king would not tolerate any delays. He gave the signal to advance, and the elephants moved forward in a huge grey line.
The enemy shifted about in the forest, and he marked their positions in his mind. As he drew within range, he ordered his men to fire upon the spots he had seen enemy in. His men only saw empty space, but fired anyway. The wisdom of his actions came to light as enemy soldiers were revealed upon dying from the numerous arrows.
After only a few minutes of tolerating arrows, the enemy started to advance, the general, a coward as always, hiding behind his battle line. The captain waited for the right moment-----timing was of the essence. Too soon, and his elephants would tire, and the enemy would be able to brace themselves, causing the elephants to lose some of their scariness. Too late, and his elephants would have no momentum upon which to crush the enemy line. His men shifted uneasily as the enemy got closer. The elephants did not. He waited silently. 200 meters. His men looked at him. 150 meters. The elephants trumpeted loudly. 100 meters. The enemy started to sprint. 50 meters. He charged.
As he advanced into battle with his men, the elephants tossing the enemy around like rag dolls, he noted with delight that the enemy were shaking in their boots. The battle was over in minutes. None of his elephants had died, only a few archers. The entire enemy army was dead, save for the few with the wit to run away. Now, to be on his way......
In the picture, it shows 4 troops of elephants. 3 men ride one elephant. The numbers show the men, not the elephants. add the numbers together, divide by 3, 54 elephants. The following chronicles the fight...........
The captain looked to the front. The forest spread out like a sheet over the land, and, as he knew, over the enemy. Scouts had reported a force of about a thousand before he had gone into battle. His men were worried, naturally. 170 men against a thousand? It was pure madness. Or was it?
African elephants were well-known animals of war in the parts they fought in. Each elephant had 3 men, one handler and 2 archers. Elephants were notoriously hard to kill. Whereas the average horse only took 3-4 arrows to kill, the elephant took nearly a hundred. Sharp swords and spears had difficulty piercing the thick hide of the elephant, and few men were brave enough to stand against a charging elephant, weighing at least a tonne, and brandishing 2 long, sharpened tusks. They were the perfect war animal.
The captain only saw 300 men, which meant that about 700 of them were hiding in the forest. Nevertheless, he would mow them down. He had already decided on his course of action. First, he would shoot them until he ran out of arrows, or until they charged. Then, his elephants charged. Simple, but effective. He was to continue on his way after the battle, as the king would not tolerate any delays. He gave the signal to advance, and the elephants moved forward in a huge grey line.
The enemy shifted about in the forest, and he marked their positions in his mind. As he drew within range, he ordered his men to fire upon the spots he had seen enemy in. His men only saw empty space, but fired anyway. The wisdom of his actions came to light as enemy soldiers were revealed upon dying from the numerous arrows.
After only a few minutes of tolerating arrows, the enemy started to advance, the general, a coward as always, hiding behind his battle line. The captain waited for the right moment-----timing was of the essence. Too soon, and his elephants would tire, and the enemy would be able to brace themselves, causing the elephants to lose some of their scariness. Too late, and his elephants would have no momentum upon which to crush the enemy line. His men shifted uneasily as the enemy got closer. The elephants did not. He waited silently. 200 meters. His men looked at him. 150 meters. The elephants trumpeted loudly. 100 meters. The enemy started to sprint. 50 meters. He charged.
As he advanced into battle with his men, the elephants tossing the enemy around like rag dolls, he noted with delight that the enemy were shaking in their boots. The battle was over in minutes. None of his elephants had died, only a few archers. The entire enemy army was dead, save for the few with the wit to run away. Now, to be on his way......
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
You....................tube. sucks.
Youtube is officially on my top 10 hate list. The stupid 10 minute upload limit is doing nothing but hindering users from uploading their works. They said that it's supposed to reduce copyrighted material from being uploaded. NOT HELPING. I've watched 3-4 FULL movies on youtube. The users simply upload the video in parts. And for people whose videos are 11 minutes, it's just a pain in the ass. Therefore, I call out to all my readers to sign this petition so that more users can upload their masterpieces, and so that bolun will finally see that I managed to win though outnumbered by 400. Nevermind. Just sign the damn petition.
Anyway, William once requested that I post a HowTo guide on.......the one and only......LIU. BO. LUN. *cue dramatic music*
Anyway, here it is
HowTo be Bolun.
1.The hair. You MUST shave your head. Hair MUST be shorter than 3cm.
2.Be brutal and violent.
3.Argue incessantly.
4.You are always correct, because you are bolun, and what bolun says is always right.
5.Don't hesitate to argue ridiculous points, such as, "Silver is not the colour of silver", and "Wanton isn't a dumpling". Note: They are correct, being said by the master himself.
Following those steps, you will soon become the ultimate Bolun Machine. GLORIA BOLUNUS!
Anyway. I ask again that you SIGN THE DAMN PETITION, otherwise the greatness of youtubers will never be revealed!
Nothing much for today....just bored. Ooh ee, ooh ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang.......lol. May I direct your attention to this picture for a moment....See it, then return here. Go on, I'll wait.
lol. 3.....2....1....AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.....
Anyway, William once requested that I post a HowTo guide on.......the one and only......LIU. BO. LUN. *cue dramatic music*
Anyway, here it is
HowTo be Bolun.
1.The hair. You MUST shave your head. Hair MUST be shorter than 3cm.
2.Be brutal and violent.
3.Argue incessantly.
4.You are always correct, because you are bolun, and what bolun says is always right.
5.Don't hesitate to argue ridiculous points, such as, "Silver is not the colour of silver", and "Wanton isn't a dumpling". Note: They are correct, being said by the master himself.
Following those steps, you will soon become the ultimate Bolun Machine. GLORIA BOLUNUS!
Anyway. I ask again that you SIGN THE DAMN PETITION, otherwise the greatness of youtubers will never be revealed!
Nothing much for today....just bored. Ooh ee, ooh ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang.......lol. May I direct your attention to this picture for a moment....See it, then return here. Go on, I'll wait.
lol. 3.....2....1....AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.....
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